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Thomas B.

Thomas B.

Scottsdale, AZ
Job Success
Top Rated Plus

The Last Copywriter You'll Ever Need. No, Really.

*Due to high-demand, I am no longer considering engagements under $2,000 —no exceptions.* If you're interested in boring, vanilla copywriting at cheap rates from copywriters who live in their parent's basement —I'm not for you. However if you're looking for content that influences, inspires and compels for someone to take action... You've come to the right place. Here’s the reality: Most brands, products and services copywriting is as exciting as a routine colonoscopy on a Saturday morning. (Yeah, no thanks...I had one last week and I'm still reeling.) Which means you could have the best product in the world and your prospect will put you in the “meh” pile. Instead, I create jaw-dropping, heart-thumping, knock-your-socks-off copy and content for businesses, bold entrepreneurs and purpose driven brands. Because I believe: 1. Vanilla, cardboard-tasting, forgettable copy doesn’t move the needle. You’re not boring, so why is your messaging? 2. Great copy and content speaks to the hearts and minds of your dream clients. And just as importantly —it gets the wrong people off the bus: see ya later time wasters! 3. Your ability to connect, captivate and convert your audience determines your impact and income. It’s simple math, really. Even if I failed it miserably in High School. So, how do I do it? 1. I get to know your brand from the inside out. 2. I blend the science of old school copywriting with the art of empowerment marketing. 3. I get to know your dream clients better than they know themselves —and in turn, you become instantly trustworthy. 4. I craft holistic copy and content from the ground up ensuring the right tone, narrative and customer touchpoints. To date, I’m responsible for millions in additional revenue, 11+ 7-figure launches, 50+ six-figure-launches —and wrote copy for a Fortune 500 airline that can be seen at 37,000 feet. But enough about me —my goal is simple: Your results. Your growth. Your expansion. Don't waste your time with cheapskates or else I'll be the guy mopping up their work —it happens so often that clients call me "The Cleaner." ***WHAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT*** I'm obsessed. No, really —my idea of a wild Saturday night is studying language, messaging and what makes your dream clients tick. I'm Expert Vetted on Upwork (the 1% of all freelancers), certified with AWAI, StoryBrand, and even have an MFA in Creative Writing from a top school. ***WHAT CLIENTS SAY ABOUT ME*** “He is exceptional and worth every penny. Thomas communicates every step of the way and delivered before schedule. When I was presented with the copy, I wanted to run to buy my own product.” -Frank S. "I've never spent $4,500 on copywriting and I was initially skeptical. On day one of our launch, I brought in 137 people —compared to 44 with our old copy. Best money I ever spent...he gave me a deal." -Jeff K “Thomas achieved ultimate perfection in 48 hours. We’ve found our new secret weapon. We kind of don’t want to tell anyone else.” - Steve M. “Expertise, professionalism, communication and availability. Don’t look any further.” - Serena M. “Thomas was hired after receiving terrible work from another service. They turned a below average sales letter into a living masterpiece. Thank you.” - Karen L. “This is going to sound weird, but I cried after reading what Thomas created. It touched my heart, because my business is my purpose.” - Fabia “The free website audit turned me into a believer. In two weeks, my landing page went from less than 3% conversion to 19%.” - Jerry J. Don't waste your time with copywriters who barely communicate and who use techniques that were only effective in the 80s. Message me now —and let's create some magic :) P.S. I live by the mantra "success loves speed". In the time it took you to read this profile, we could have already been cranking killer copy. In other words, stop waiting! Message me now. P.P.S. I don't do long, boring meetings, "free" tests or any other nonsense that indecisive business owners engage with...I respect my time, which means I respect yours too.
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Aug 5, 2022 - Jan 16, 2023

"Thomas did an excellent job writing attractive copy for our company website. I will definitely work with him again in the future."

Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Mar 4, 2022 - Dec 31, 2022

"Thomas is an excellent copywriter. We absolutely loved having him part of the team. Highly recommend!"

Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Aug 3, 2022 - Nov 17, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Jun 21, 2022 - Oct 24, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 4 out of 5.
4.00 Jan 17, 2022 - Oct 4, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Aug 10, 2022 - Aug 30, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Jan 14, 2022 - Aug 16, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 4 out of 5.
4.00 May 11, 2022 - May 21, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Jan 9, 2022 - May 16, 2022

"I love working with Thomas. He delivers super polished work, on-time and on-budget every time. Highly recommended!"

Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Apr 25, 2022 - May 12, 2022

"WOW is all I can say. Thomas is a BEAST. A true professional. A gentleman. An overachiever. He revamped our landing page within record time, learned our entire brand language and unique selling props in under a week, and worked faster than us! We couldn't be any happier with his work and can't wait to work with him soon again."

Private earnings
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SaaS Website Copy
SaaS Website Copy
Product Order Page Copy
Product Order Page Copy
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Thomas B.

Thomas B.

Scottsdale, AZ
Job Success
Top Rated Plus
243
Total Jobs
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Total Hours

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The Last Copywriter You'll Ever Need. No, Really.

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*Due to high-demand, I am no longer considering engagements under $2,000 —no exceptions.* If you're interested in boring, vanilla copywriting at cheap rates from copywriters who live in their parent's basement —I'm not for you. However if you're looking for content that influences, inspires and compels for someone to take action... You've come to the right place. Here’s the reality: Most brands, products and services copywriting is as exciting as a routine colonoscopy on a Saturday morning. (Yeah, no thanks...I had one last week and I'm still reeling.) Which means you could have the best product in the world and your prospect will put you in the “meh” pile. Instead, I create jaw-dropping, heart-thumping, knock-your-socks-off copy and content for businesses, bold entrepreneurs and purpose driven brands. Because I believe: 1. Vanilla, cardboard-tasting, forgettable copy doesn’t move the needle. You’re not boring, so why is your messaging? 2. Great copy and content speaks to the hearts and minds of your dream clients. And just as importantly —it gets the wrong people off the bus: see ya later time wasters! 3. Your ability to connect, captivate and convert your audience determines your impact and income. It’s simple math, really. Even if I failed it miserably in High School. So, how do I do it? 1. I get to know your brand from the inside out. 2. I blend the science of old school copywriting with the art of empowerment marketing. 3. I get to know your dream clients better than they know themselves —and in turn, you become instantly trustworthy. 4. I craft holistic copy and content from the ground up ensuring the right tone, narrative and customer touchpoints. To date, I’m responsible for millions in additional revenue, 11+ 7-figure launches, 50+ six-figure-launches —and wrote copy for a Fortune 500 airline that can be seen at 37,000 feet. But enough about me —my goal is simple: Your results. Your growth. Your expansion. Don't waste your time with cheapskates or else I'll be the guy mopping up their work —it happens so often that clients call me "The Cleaner." ***WHAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT*** I'm obsessed. No, really —my idea of a wild Saturday night is studying language, messaging and what makes your dream clients tick. I'm Expert Vetted on Upwork (the 1% of all freelancers), certified with AWAI, StoryBrand, and even have an MFA in Creative Writing from a top school. ***WHAT CLIENTS SAY ABOUT ME*** “He is exceptional and worth every penny. Thomas communicates every step of the way and delivered before schedule. When I was presented with the copy, I wanted to run to buy my own product.” -Frank S. "I've never spent $4,500 on copywriting and I was initially skeptical. On day one of our launch, I brought in 137 people —compared to 44 with our old copy. Best money I ever spent...he gave me a deal." -Jeff K “Thomas achieved ultimate perfection in 48 hours. We’ve found our new secret weapon. We kind of don’t want to tell anyone else.” - Steve M. “Expertise, professionalism, communication and availability. Don’t look any further.” - Serena M. “Thomas was hired after receiving terrible work from another service. They turned a below average sales letter into a living masterpiece. Thank you.” - Karen L. “This is going to sound weird, but I cried after reading what Thomas created. It touched my heart, because my business is my purpose.” - Fabia “The free website audit turned me into a believer. In two weeks, my landing page went from less than 3% conversion to 19%.” - Jerry J. Don't waste your time with copywriters who barely communicate and who use techniques that were only effective in the 80s. Message me now —and let's create some magic :) P.S. I live by the mantra "success loves speed". In the time it took you to read this profile, we could have already been cranking killer copy. In other words, stop waiting! Message me now. P.P.S. I don't do long, boring meetings, "free" tests or any other nonsense that indecisive business owners engage with...I respect my time, which means I respect yours too.
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Aug 5, 2022 - Jan 16, 2023

"Thomas did an excellent job writing attractive copy for our company website. I will definitely work with him again in the future."

Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Mar 4, 2022 - Dec 31, 2022

"Thomas is an excellent copywriter. We absolutely loved having him part of the team. Highly recommend!"

Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Aug 3, 2022 - Nov 17, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Jun 21, 2022 - Oct 24, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 4 out of 5.
4.00 Jan 17, 2022 - Oct 4, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Aug 10, 2022 - Aug 30, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Jan 14, 2022 - Aug 16, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 4 out of 5.
4.00 May 11, 2022 - May 21, 2022
Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Jan 9, 2022 - May 16, 2022

"I love working with Thomas. He delivers super polished work, on-time and on-budget every time. Highly recommended!"

Private earnings
Rating is 5 out of 5.
5.00 Apr 25, 2022 - May 12, 2022

"WOW is all I can say. Thomas is a BEAST. A true professional. A gentleman. An overachiever. He revamped our landing page within record time, learned our entire brand language and unique selling props in under a week, and worked faster than us! We couldn't be any happier with his work and can't wait to work with him soon again."

Private earnings
Thomas B. has more jobs. Create an account to review them

Portfolio

SaaS Website Copy
SaaS Website Copy
Product Order Page Copy
Product Order Page Copy
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Skills

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