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Andrew D.
Kittery, ME
92% Job Success

Direct Response Copywriter

Hello. Quick intro. My name’s The Copywriter That Will Forever Change Your Life, but you can call me Andrew. It’s easier that way. I’ve done a few things as a copywriter. $3.1MM+ in revenue for my clients, hundreds of emails, and hundreds of sales pages for some of the most beloved brands in the world. This was also said about me, and I quote, “Best Sweetie Pie of all time.” - My mother. No big deal. Enough about me though. Let’s talk about why you’re really here. *clears throat* This bio is just a blank, empty, lifeless space. It lacks flavor. It lacks sauce. Just you and me in a sea of white. Sure, I could send you to a beautiful website with pictures, and videos, and unicorns. But, as you’ve guessed, I’m not a web designer. So, I’ll improvise and create an entire universe of vibrance, vivid color, and vision on this blank slate. I’ll take a guess at why you’re here… Your copy is boring. There I said it. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. “We have served the XYZ industry for 21 years…” “We (solve problem) for our clients in the X industry” Booooo. I think you know better. Let me explain. Those simply do not make money. Why? Because nobody cares. Nobody cares how long you’ve been in business, how many employees you have, or which of your children is your favorite. They care about one thing and one thing only. How you will help them! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Personally, I’m here to do a few big, hairy, crucial things that will make or break your business. 1. A sales page that people READ and CONVERT from. 2. Whole sales funnels that turn complete strangers into someone who would donate you a kidney. 3. Nurture email campaigns that make people get a warm tingly feeling when they see it in their inbox. 4. Cold email campaigns that generate responses without being sales-y and get people to think “Wow this guy sounds kind of cute, I have to reply.” 5. And more! just ask me! Alright, I can read the room. I’m done talking, and you’re done listening. Click that big button already and let’s get this show on the road.
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Skills

Skills

  • Sales Funnel
  • Email Copywriting
  • Sales Funnel Copywriting
  • Website Copywriting
  • Sales Copywriting
  • Sales Copy
  • Email Marketing Strategy

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You will get Comprehensive Sales/Landing Page Audit For Maxed Out Conversions

From $60
3 days delivery

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