Does your eCommerce brand generate 8-figures a year or more?
If yes, then repeat after me:
“At my level, I should only work with the BEST professionals for my email marketing”
But you know… you’re on Upwork.
Not quite the best place to find highly revered professionals.
Probably you’ve already worked with amateurs promoting themselves as ‘wOrLd ClaSS cOPyWriTeRS’ …only to underdeliver AND waste your time (and money).
So, if your brand’s turning over $1M a month and you’re looking to generate 27% of your revenue via email… where do you go?
My name is Thomas Lalas - eloquently dubbed by my clients as ‘The Greek God of Email Marketing’.
And unlike 99% of copywriters on Upwork, I focus on ONE thing: god-level, end-to-end email marketing for growing eCommerce brands.
That means you can get the whole package (or pick à la carte):
✔︎ Email campaigns
✔︎ Email automation
✔︎ ESP management
✔︎ List hygiene
✔︎ Deliverability improvement
✔︎ Strategy & campaign calendar
With my decade-long experience I can write for you better emails than anyone on this site.
Bold claim? Heck yeah.
Because I know how to drive results - and my ‘competition’ on Upwork hasn’t impressed you yet.
(Otherwise why would you be here, reading my profile, looking for someone to *finally* make that promising email channel take off, huh?)
OK, enough dissing others.
Now let’s get down to brass tacks.
If you’re running an 8-figure brand, you already KNOW:
✔︎ You can’t rely on paid ads alone to grow to 9-figures - you need email to boost your website’s conversion and drop CAC significantly
✔︎ Convincing world-class professionals to join your team is the bread and butter of eCommerce success
✔︎ Cheap email marketers attracts cheap results
So… why hand your email marketing to ME?
Well, firstly… my results:
✭ Consistently generating 25-30% of my clients’ revenue via email.
✭ Optimising my client’s email flows to beat the industry by 58.6%.
✭ Drove 52.8% of a client’s monthly product subscriptions through my campaigns.
✭ I single-handedly tripled a superfoods brand’s click rate, conversion rate, and revenue per recipient–with the same open rate–within a month of working with them.
✭ My welcome automations turned 21.1% of new email subscribers into first-time buyers.
✭ My campaigns transformed a vaping brand from negative growth to industry toppers, saving their business from going bankrupt.
Yada, yada… you get the picture.
Email marketing is my playground & I've written emails for cosmetics, vaping & CBD, food & beverage, apparel, skincare, and many more industries, aided by my proprietary market research approach.
What’s more, my approach is a little… unusual:
✗ I never work with shady brands looking for as many one-off sales as possible–bringing happy, returning customers is my priority.
✗ I’ve casually declined working with brands that lack a distinct personality–my personality-driven copy won’t fly with them.
✗ If discounts are your only way to turn strangers into customers–you’re doomed and I’ll have to do some heavy lifting on your email marketing strategy.
Put all that together and you’ll have a naturally compelling - and VERY healthy - email marketing channel that will elevate your brand.
You think you’re a good fit and interested in working together?
OK, here’s what I want you to do:
1. First, bookmark my profile for easy access.
2. Next, explore your other options on Upwork. That’s right. After your trip, I’m confident you won’t find a better email copywriter on this platform.
3. Finally… you can send me a proposal.
But wait… if you’re sold on me, hold on a sec.
Before you go ahead and offer me the keys to your email marketing, you need to know something:
I rarely take on new clients via Upwork.
At the moment, I have a steady flow of off-Upwork clients.
Fun fact: I’ve never been through a job interview in my life. My work speaks for itself, spreads through word of mouth, and clients simply ask me if I want to work with them.
Or, if I start working with a client via Upwork, eventually they hire me as a part of their team and we keep working off-platform.
So here’s the rub. We’re NOT a good fit to work together if:
✗ You’re making less than $1M a month
✗ You have less than 10% repeat customers
✗ Your audience doesn’t trust your brand & doesn’t want to hear from you
This isn’t a gimmicky disqualifier.
If you qualify as my client, you get to work with a god-tier email marketer. That’s why I protect my time and reputation by only working with brands that know the real value of email marketing, make millions, and put a smile on customers’ faces daily.
If this isn’t you, I’d rather spend my free time with my kid and wife, you know?
Still keen to get my help?
Shoot me an invitation.
Right now, January 2023, I have 2 slots available for new clients.
// The Greek God of Email Marketing
Email Campaign Setup
Email Marketing Strategy
Email Marketing Consultation
Email Platform Account Setup
Multiple Email Account Management
Email Campaign Optimization
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