𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧 𝗠𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗨𝗦... "Not another "Direct Response Copywriter?!" 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵. There's a lot of us. 𝗕𝗨𝗧 - Most others *do not* know how to make it rain profits like I have, to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars in (documented) client ROI - in dozens of niches - for hundreds of clients.
Here, take a peek:
⭐ 𝗖𝗢𝗣𝗬𝗪𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗠𝗬 𝟲 & 𝟳 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗧 𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 ⭐
I've made several clients some incredible ROI when selling their niche expert info products (in the Health, Dating, Relationship, Fitness, and Coaching spaces). I'm confident I can help you too:
" 𝘌𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰-𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴, 𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 6 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺-𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘛𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵! "
- Nigel, 7 Figure Course Creator
“ 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩, 𝘌𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 $11,436 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰-𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘙𝘖𝘐. 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘦-𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 33.46%, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 10.25-15/5% 𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘴!! 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶!! ”
- Lola, US, 6 Figure Course Creator & Event Host
📖 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗕𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗢𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀... 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗔 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁! 📖
There were once two young business owners.
𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗴𝘂𝘆.
👔 He dressed squarely and appropriately - plaid shirt, pocket protector. He did everything the “right way”… He’d politely stroll up to prospects’ homes, feebly knock and clear his voice:
“H-h-how are you this afternoon, M-madam? C-c-could I interest you in my neat little widget?”
But prospects ALWAYS slammed the door in his face - bored and uninterested. Know why? Because the guy was milk-toast - he’d laboriously explain every little boring product feature one-by-one, and put everyone to sleep. Yawn.
Every night, he went home alone to his dinky little apartment - eating Ramen noodles, feeling overwhelmingly frustrated.
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗻, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗱. Now *this* guy was CAPTIVATING!
🏍️ A true, “pull-up-on-a Harley, flip back his golden locks, peel his sunglasses off” type. He seemed to strike up a conversation with anyone!
👂 He was a GREAT listener. He made you feel he really understood you. Cared about your deepest desires/emotions.
When he confidently waltzed up, homeowners invited him in, to hear all about his product. He’d open the market up, using their own vocabulary. He listened to their deepest needs, biggest fears - and then solved them with his product!
Chad effortlessly stole your attention, magnetizing you to wanna hear more - and most importantly? BUY everything he had for sale!
Now, lemme ask… do you want *your* copy to be:
🤓 A Sheldon...
🏍️ Or a Chad?
Savvy business owners know their copy needs to STAND OUT, attract prospects, and win 'em over.
📈 𝗜 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗱-𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗹𝗲:
💵 Web sales copy that captures hearts & wallets
💵 Landing & sales funnel pages prospects devour like a Grade-A ribeye
💵 High-converting e-mail autoresponders that magnetize cash & boost LTV
💵 Direct Response advertisements, advertorials & letters that blow up Your bottom line
And I only take on Chad-like business owners. 𝗠𝘆 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲:
✅ Expert/Authority brands selling info products
✅ Finance/FinTech/investment professionals
✅ Tech/SaaS/Software entrepreneurs
✅ E-commerce brand owners
If that’s you, drop me a line by clicking the green “Message / Invite” buttons at the top right of this page!
Even if you're not on the list above, there's a 97.587% chance I've made it rain in your niche, too.
✉️ 𝗦𝗼 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 ('𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗲 𝗔 𝗠𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲' 𝗢𝗥 '𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗝𝗼𝗯')!
I've got a very simple, proven, 5-step process:
Step 1️⃣ - INTEL - I listen to your needs, gather your offer, deliverables & niche insights.
Step 2️⃣ - RESEARCH - I get to know your prospects better than they know themselves.
Step 3️⃣ - WRITE - I go to work creating your cash-printing assets.
Step 4️⃣ - EDIT - I finalize it, spic n' span.
Step 5️⃣ - GROW - Your bottom line puts on a few pounds!
Let's make it rain,
Evan Teague
Direct Response Copywriter
Information Products, Membership Sites & Expert Authority Brands

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