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$95 hourly
- 4.9/5
- (130 jobs)
When bikini modeling doesn't pay the bills, I write comedy for a living. 🌟 My comedy writing has helped clients create FUNNY content from GLOBAL brands such as VH1, Burger King, BCG, and more! 🏆 10+ years Comedy Writing and Stand-Up Experience 🥇 TOP-RATED Upwork Comedy Writer and Stand-Up Comedian What's better than making people LAUGH? (besides drugs) Looking to ENGAGE your audience with comedy writing? (of course you do) Want to work with a PROFESSIONAL comedian? (duh) Here's some of the reason why I'm a TOP-RATED comedy writer on Upwork! (time to brag) ✅ Over 10 years of comedy writing and stand-up comedy experience. ✅ Worked with Nationally and Globally recognized brands. ✅ Repeat clients for comedy writing and funny ad campaigns including TV, Radio, and Web Ads Working with me, you will ✔️ Stop struggling with boring copywriting - I write 100% original material, curated for each individual clients needs. ✔️Get personalized expertise on improving your content writing, public speaking, stand-up material, scriptwriting, manuscript, book, joke writing, and delivery. ✔️Work with an experienced professional comedian that regularly writes and performs comedy all over the country. Sound like a fit? Next steps: 🟢 Click the green ‘Invite to Job’ button in the top right-hand corner 💬 Write me a personalized note including what you'd like to accomplish in your message. Expertise: Comedy, Humor, Jokes, Funny Content, Creative, Scripts, Screenplays, Funny Copywriting, Stand-Up Comedy, Comedians, Satire, Parody, Slogans, Entertainment, SNL, Headlines, Manuscripts, Books, eBooks, Blogs, Lectures, Speeches, Presentation, Toast, Public Speaking, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram, Youtube, TikTok, Social Media, Newsletter, Story

Witty/Sharp
Creative Writing
Joke
Comics
Humor
Content Writing
Witty Tone
Comedy Writing
Satire
Article
Speech Writing
Humorous Tone
Script
Humor Writing
Scriptwriting
Comedy
$75 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (22 jobs)
I am an award winning On-Air Personality, Reporter and Anchor. I have spent the last 20 years working at several television stations in the tri-state area. If you are looking for a news writer for your newspaper, online news website or a voiceover artist for a commercial, your company's website or an audiobook - I can help.

Witty/Sharp
Professional Tone
Humorous Tone
Dramatic Tone
Fun Tone
Editing & Proofreading
Voice & Tone Consistency
News Article
Dry Tone
Witty Tone
Media & Entertainment
Video Narration
Casual Tone
Angry Tone
News Writing
Voice Acting
$40 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
Hello all! I am here to assist in all writing, editing, or creative needs! I have a BA in English from CSULB and finished with a 4.0 GPA. I also have my Single Subject Teaching Credential in English. Currently, I am obtaining my second teaching credential in Special Education. My personal style in writing is fresh and witty while keeping the message as the focal point. While I do have my own flare to writing, I can adapt to any style that you are looking for! Aside from my English expertise, I also am a jack of many trades: -Licensed Notary Public - Certified Makeup Artist -Certified Special FX Makeup Artist - Certified Wax Specialist -Current Behavioral Paraeducator -Former Barista I dabble in many crafts, as well: -Crocheting -Knitting -Rug Tufting -Punch needling -All things Cricut -Scrapbooking Needless to say, I love to learn and try new things-- perhaps I am a challenge junkie-- so, whatever you need, I am here to help!

Witty/Sharp
Communication Skills
Amazon
Writing
Product Page
Media & Entertainment
Article Writing
Landing Page
Copywriting
About Us Page
Witty Tone
Grammar
Poetry
Editing & Proofreading
Website Content
Creative Writing
$40 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (15 jobs)
My name is Joe Walters I am a stand-up comedian and writer in Florida I specialize in comedy writing and sports writing however there is not a niche I can't cover. I've written for many websites as well as scripts for YouTube channels I have notebooks upon notebooks of original material. I'm very easy to get in touch with and work with I take criticism well. If you are the one paying then the product should be exactly what you want.

Witty/Sharp
Sports Writing
Mystery
Creative Writing
Comedy
Public Speaking
Witty Tone
Writing
Search Engine Optimization
Controlled Vocabulary
Media & Entertainment
Scriptwriting
Joke
$45 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (1 job)
I'm a comedian at heart, and I love making others laugh with the quick wit I've been blessed with. Years ago, I traveled as a standup comedian. More recently, I decided to jump into the world of social media via TikTok. Within the first 10 days of posting my first comedy video, I had over 1 million views and was trending within the TikTok community. I enjoy telling fake stories that sound convincing enough to be real if you haven't done your research and I look forward to helping you with your comedy project. I am also a songwriter and have written and produced over 1,200 songs for the Songs of Love Foundation (songsoflovekids.org) over the past 17 years.

Witty/Sharp
Witty Tone
Storytelling
Comedy Writing
Comedy
$50 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
Hello, my name is Kimberly Garza, I am located in San Antonio, Texas. I am a passionate voice actor who began by taking acting classes. My training consists of scene study, vocal entertainment, character development, and commercial cold reads. I have worked on material for movies, commercials, and audiobooks.

Witty/Sharp
American English Accent
Anime
Enthusiastic Tone
English
Witty Tone
Acting
Voice-Over
Professional Tone
Voice-Over Recording
Energetic Tone
Cute Tone
Calming Tone
Female
Audiobook
Casual Tone
$79 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (1 job)
Hello from New York City! I've been a voracious reader since kindergarten, when I "self-published" a series of books about my childhood dog's robust inner life (with crayons, staples, and the glitter glue I wasn't allowed to use without adult supervision). Fast-forward 25 years: my writing style is a little more refined, and my experience extends beyond using craft supplies to spice up a story. But as equipped as I am to talk about the serious stuff, I also understand that attention spans are short, and a little bit of wit and whimsy go a long way in keeping readers engaged. For my "day job" in the theatre, my compositions have run the gamut: marketing emails, financial appeals, grant proposals, offers and asks for high-profile celebrities and politicians, acknowledgment letters, website copy, invitations, personal bios, press releases, newsletters, speeches and event scripts, and much, much more. Three key tenants of my work in the theatre that carry over into my writing: 1. I'm fast. The entertainment industry moves quickly, and if you take too long to compose a social media caption, it can become obsolete. A Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright once praised my "stunning alacrity." 2. I can take direction. I am extremely receptive to constructive feedback and understand that little tweaks in tone and style make a big difference in the overall impact of a piece of writing. 3. I'm a creative problem solver. Arts organizations often operate on shoestring budgets, and limited resources necessitate innovation. Even if you're not quite sure what you need, I can work with you to create something special that fits the bill. I look forward to our future collaborations!

Witty/Sharp
Copywriting
Copy Editing
Witty Tone
Recruiting
Current Affairs
Politics
U.S. Culture
Creative Strategy
Social Media Copy
Dating & Social Life
Health & Wellness
Arts & Culture
Theatre
Career Coaching
Voice & Tone Consistency
$175 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (243 jobs)
****Now booking for LATE SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER!**** If you’re looking for fun, friendly, witty, personable, conversational, & quirky website copy, blog posts, or email sequences, I’m your girl. It’s what I excel most at & where I really shine! Hire me!!!!!! If you're looking for high-converting, extremely engaging, beautifully written, ultra-clever sales copy that rakes in the big bucks, I rock at that, too! Let's do this!!!!!! If you're looking for someone to make like a chameleon and start ghostwriting all of your blog posts, email newsletters, and social copy in a way that sounds just like you (except even BETTER), I totally got you. You're gonna love it!!!!! ---------------- Here’s what past clients have to say about my work: “Emma Roberts is a fantastic copywriter. She is very creative & knows how to infuse humor and wit at the perfect moment that strikes a genuine connection with the reader. She can take an idea with little to no direction and turn it into fun, engaging copy. She is brilliant at her craft, I cannot recommend her highly enough!”  “AHH EMMA!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK!!!!!”  “Emma has been amazing to work with. She took the time to understand our brand and really helped put our voice to pen. I’ve worked with Emma on multiple projects and each has exceeded my expectations. She’s dependable, super friendly, follows deadlines, and is great at following direction. I will continue to work with her and can’t recommend her enough!” "Fantastic experience, as always! Emma captures the brand's voice so well and then turns it into incredibly engaging copy that converts. She has everything you could possibly want in a copywriter." "Emma is professional, brilliant, and so fun to work with! We had a herculean project that required an expert writer. Emma was that and more. She hopped right into our flow and didn't miss a beat. We would highly recommend her for your next project!"

Witty/Sharp
Humorous Tone
Storytelling
Product Page
Landing Page
Internet Marketing
Humor Writing
Witty Tone
Sales Copywriting
Blog Writing
Website Copywriting
Product Description
Email Copywriting
Search Engine Optimization
Copywriting
Creative Writing
$30 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
Experienced communications professional with a strong educational foundation and a proven ability to craft compelling narratives, engage diverse audiences, and implement effective communication strategies. Able to expertly pivot between tasks for seamless incorporation of new information. My commitment to clear and persuasive communication, coupled with a creative approach to storytelling, positions me as a valuable asset to any team.

Witty/Sharp
Articulate
Linguistics
Lettering
People
Witty Tone
Blog
English
Proofreading
French
$75 hourly
- 3.6/5
- (29 jobs)
I have been a fitness professional since 2011. I have a passion for health and fitness and for helping people which is why I absolutely love what I do as a fitness coach. I started out at Snap Fitness 24/7 where I trained my clients for 5 years. I then decided to venture out on my own and create my own fitness business in 2016. I trained clients at my home gym, at their homes, and at local parks and had a blast doing it. February of 2018 was when I decided to add virtual fitness training to my business for so many wonderful reasons. I can now work with clients from anywhere in the world, I have the ability to tie in nutrition and habit coaching more easily, and I have more freedom and more time to dedicate to making my business the best it can be. I also work as a Trainerize Product Expert and Onboarding Specialist. I help other Trainerize coaches learn how to unlock the power of Trainerize for their business. If you need help getting your online health and fitness business rocking and rolling with Trainerize, then I am your guy!

Witty/Sharp
Team Building
Health & Fitness
Witty Tone
Trainerize
Communications
Active Listening
Professional Tone
Critical Thinking Skills
$100 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (1 job)
Hello, I am a voice artist who loves narrating audiobooks and preforming voice overs! I produce professional grade audio that meet the sound requirements of platforms such as Audible, iTunes, and Amazon. I have voiced a variety of audiobooks such as Historical Romance, Mystery & Suspense, Thrillers, Historical Non fiction, Memoirs, Young Adult, Contemporary Romance, Affirmations, Christian Romance, and Southern Literature. I love giving voice to different characters and I am comfortable with a variety of accents. I offer a variety of tones to match the needs of your project as well! I'd love to work with you and give voice to your book or project!

Witty/Sharp
Video Narration
Female Voice
Audiobook Narration
Narration
Narrated Presentation
British English Accent
Film Narration
Calming Tone
Sexy Tone
Witty Tone
Voice-Over
Voice Acting
Medical Narration
Voice-Over Recording
Audiobook
$25 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
I am currently a high school English teacher who loves to write. I love to teach, edit, and create all types of writing. So, whether you are looking for a proofreader, a prolific writer, or an experienced tutor, I am your person. I've taught all types of English classes, ranging from high school to junior college. I've taught ACT review classes to help students prepare for entrance exams. I've edited and written articles for magazines.

Witty/Sharp
Problem Resolution
Problem Solving
Teaching English
English Tutoring
Enhanced Detailing
Writing Critique
Creative Writing
Witty Tone
Humor Writing
$65 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (6 jobs)
(Hi! I have previously used UpWork with a happy client list with wonderful testimonies; however, I was unable to reactivate original account. So this is the new one.) WEBSITE: PreciousJoubert.com A professional creative and experienced: - Actor - Singer - Songwriter - Producer - Musician - Engineer - Music Educator

Witty/Sharp
Sincere Tone
Fun Tone
Persuasive Tone
Witty Tone
Energetic Tone
Corporate Tone
Enthusiastic Tone
Natural Tone
Casual Tone
Calming Tone
Voice Talent
Music
Singing
Voice Acting
Songwriting
$100 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
Avery Jones is an actor based in Guilford, IN with a home studio set up, who loves playing video games, reading, and writing. He’s worked on projects like brand name commercials. He’s trained in Voice Over Bootcamp with Maggi Mayfield.

Witty/Sharp
Male Voice
Voice Talent
Voice Recording
Voice-Over Recording
Voice-Over
Voice Acting
Gritty Tone
Casual Tone
Dry Tone
Witty Tone
Sarcastic Tone
$50 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I am a talented and skillful voice actor with a range of tones and types sure to meet your needs. Approachable, conversational, and authentic - my words can make your campaign sing, or help sell your brand. I can't wait to help you! I record in a sound-treated booth and can cut and master my tracks usually within 24 hours of beginning work for you, depending on script length. Need help with your script? I have years of television writing experience in my background and would love to help you make your ideas powerfully impactful. Let's get started today!

Witty/Sharp
Powerful Tone
Humorous Tone
Persuasive Tone
Witty Tone
Male Voice
Gritty Tone
Natural Tone
Casual Tone
American English Accent
Voice-Over Recording
Voice-Over
Voice Talent
Narration
Voice Acting
$50 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I'm just a human bean who loves rocks and anime. My greatest dream is to work alongside legends like Christopher Sabat, Eric Vale, Ian Sinclair, Aleks Le, Jonny Yong Bosch and Kaiji Von Tang. I have a moderately high voice and can also sound like Stitch if needed. I don't think of myself as a very good singer so I couldn't do any of that, though. I'm starting a new chapter of my life with voiceovers and I would love to have your support throughout the process!

Witty/Sharp
Child
Slow Tone
Witty Tone
Angry Tone
Fun Tone
Dry Tone
Cute Tone
Phone Communication
Email Etiquette
Communication Skills
Female Voice
Computer Basics
English
$25 hourly
- 4.8/5
- (37 jobs)
Hi there, I am a copywriter and through UpWork I provide copywriting and copy editing. I have experience writing copy for landing pages, blogs, newsletters, and much more. I have partnered with small businesses around the country for the last five years and have worked in a wide range of niches. Including: Pet Care - For a decade I worked as a veterinary technician, dog food brand ambassador, and in several nonprofits. Pest Control - I have partnered with hundreds of small businesses around the country to write blogs for eco-friendly pest control service providers. Home Services - I have written for HVAC providers, as well as plumbing, home, and auto services. Gardening - My real world experience is in permaculture. I write about supportive crop gardening and urban farming. If you are looking to increase your internet exposure, highlight your field of expertise, and gain new clients consider hiring me. I can work within deadlines, and I am a thorough researcher. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to reach out. Best, Holly Murray

Witty/Sharp
Sales
Creative Writing
Fiction Writing
Veterinary Medicine
Gardening
Photography
Ebook Writing
Veterinary Information System
Permaculture
Writing
Informative Art
Casual Tone
Witty Tone
Telemarketing
SEO Writing
Blog Writing
$25 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (1 job)
As and Environmental Engineering student, I have studied a variety of issues plaguing our world today. I have crafted technical, research and commentary pieces on the environment. My goal is to study environmental law after I graduate with my bachelors degree and continue to advance my knowledge about new topics in all fields of study. I thrive on versatility in my work and home life, and I enjoy meeting new people and writing about a variety of subjects. Amateur beekeeping, reading novels, writing short stories, and hiking occupies my free time.

Witty/Sharp
Witty Tone
Creative Writing
Environmental Science
Critical Thinking Skills
Data Entry
Technical Writing
Microsoft Excel
$10 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (1 job)
About me My passion is to entertain and inspire others to action through my words. I love to ask the hard questions and push the envelope. I am a master of the humorous, witty, and sarcastic tone, yet have the ability to complete a project from any perspective and engage a wide range of audiences. Experience Overview Content Writer: -Perform Research and Interviews -Create Content and Articles -Proofread, Edit, and Revise Content -Pitch Ideas and Launch New Projects Columnist: -Curate and Launch Column Ideas -Create Copy for Ongoing Advice Column -Audience Engagement and Increase Subscriptions -Answer Reader Submitted Questions Reviewer: -Write Honest, Informative, and Entertaining Reviews of local Bars and Restaurants -Promote Special Events -Highlight Community Happenings Employment Overview Content Writer/Columnist The Savannahian Sept 2022-Present Copywriter/Reviewer Milwaukeefood.com Oct 2007-Dec 2008

Witty/Sharp
Canva
Google Docs
Email Copywriting
Witty Tone
Proofreading
Sarcastic Tone
Writing
Humorous Tone
Blog Writing
Copywriting
Content Writing
Ghostwriting
Newsletter Writing
$20 hourly
- 4.3/5
- (4 jobs)
I'm not just a writer; I'm a fanatic who understands the nuances of movies and gaming. I will provide in-depth, comprehensive feedback that includes an analysis of the crucial elements that make things entertaining. I would love to share my insights, critiques, and appreciation for entertainment around the world.

Witty/Sharp
Witty Tone
Humorous Tone
Professional Tone
Film & Video Dialogue
Writing
Blog
Horror
Review
Gaming
Blog Writing
Film Criticism
Article Writing
Article
$23 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I am passionate about delivering high quality voice over productions. I will provide a deep, American male accent for your commercial, Youtube, or narration project. I have trained with Kalmenson & Kalmenson, David H. Lawrence, CSUN, and The Comedy Actor’s Studio.

Witty/Sharp
Authoritative Tone
Fun Tone
Witty Tone
Voice-Over Recording
Energetic Tone
Southern American English Accent
African American English Accent
American English Accent
Voice & Tone Consistency
Narration
Voice-Over
Male
Deep Tone
Male Voice
Voice Acting
$20 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (1 job)
I’ve been writing my whole life. All I ever wanted to do was write movies and stories. It just so happened, that I was also good at rhyme schemes. I’m available for any type of writing. Rap, poetry, love notes to that special someone, adult concepts, etc. I’m open to hearing your ideas. Thank you all. Nick

Witty/Sharp
Model Photography
Videography
Digital Photography & Cinematography
Rap
Horror
Witty Tone
Film Screenplay
Film Direction
Photography
Film & Video
Spoken Word
Creative Direction
Poetry
Short Story Writing
Creative Writing
$3 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I have a knack for working effectively with all types of personalities and cultures. My ability to warm up to people is top notch and I enjoy getting to learn about our differences. My past work includes over 30 years of customer service roles from food service to pharmacy work. Educating people with information that they can benefit from is what I strive to do. Currently I create content on the side on social media for fun and I'm looking to expand my horizons and portfolio as I'm just beginning my journey into freelance writing.

Witty/Sharp
Female Voice
Witty Tone
Humorous Tone
Dating
Fact-Checking
Analytics
Content Writing
Proofreading
$10 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
-Master creative writer -Master storyteller -World-builder -Character constructor -Music/Movie/Fashion writer -Quick thinker -Thorough writer -Intelligent

Witty/Sharp
Proofreading
Engage
Witty Tone
$10 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I am an art student at Virginia Commonwealth University. I have experience in writing for various forms of media, including travel companies and social outreach, and research papers for liberal arts. I have also created graphic content for businesses around the Tampa Bay Area. I am well-versed with most apps on Adobe Creative Cloud, so I am very flexible and willing to work with you to achieve what you need.

Witty/Sharp
Writing
WordPress
Research Papers
Adobe Creative Cloud
Witty Tone
Procreate
Adobe Illustrator
Adobe InDesign
Adobe Photoshop
$20 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (1 job)
Hello! I'm a creative writer who specializes in content writing, songwriting, poetry, blog posts, as well as brand building. Having worked my entire college career in collegiate, award-winning newspapers as well as my degree in communications, my strengths lie in professional writing, strategic communications, as well as analyzing and dissecting media and brand strategies. With a minor in environmental studies, I am also well-versed in scientific communications and distilling data into accessible, comprehensible articles. I'm eager to research, report, and convey what is needed in order to ensure you receive precise writing in any desired tone. With my fresh minded thinking, I am also extremely well versed in social media and internet culture--I'm willing and able to use my understanding of different demographics to help you and your brand connect with different generations and audiences! More creatively, I also do a lot of poetry and songwriting. As an independent solo artist, I have had my first original Spotify release hit 46,000 streams as well as be featured on Spotify's Indie Fresh Finds playlist. My musical TikTok account, where I share original songs, has also hit 6,300 followers recently with 350k total likes. Creative writing, whether it be songwriting or poetry, is a passion and hobby of mine that I have found success in, and would love to help you with yours! For other examples, you can find me on TikTok as @caseybeamusic and on Spotify as Casey Bea. Let me help you find creative success!

Witty/Sharp
Communication Design
Witty Tone
Content Analysis
Content Creation
Content Editing
Journalism Writing
Brand Marketing
Professional Tone
Editing & Proofreading
English
Creative Writing
Arts & Culture
$14 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I I enjoy writing and typing a lot! I am really talented at cheer and tumbling. I also like to read books and my grammar is very impressive. I am experienced in building a few websites for babysitting jobs for my close friends. I can help you with various categories and I won't let you down!

Witty/Sharp
Casual Tone
Witty Tone
Cute Tone
Fun Tone
Gym
Health & Fitness
Organizer
Translation
Grammar
Typing
Script Revision
Editing & Proofreading
Content Writing
Writing
Academic Editing
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