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- $50 hourlyI am an award winning On-Air Personality, Reporter and Anchor. I have spent the last 20 years working at several television stations in the tri-state area. If you are looking for a news writer for your newspaper, online news website or a voiceover artist for a commercial, your company's website or an audiobook - I can help.Witty/SharpProfessional ToneHumorous ToneDramatic ToneFun ToneEditing & ProofreadingVoice & Tone ConsistencyNews ArticleDry ToneWitty ToneMedia & EntertainmentVideo NarrationCasual ToneAngry ToneNews WritingVoice Acting
- $95 hourlyWhen bikini modeling doesn't pay the bills, I write comedy for a living. 🌟 My comedy writing has helped clients create FUNNY content from GLOBAL brands such as VH1, Burger King, BCG, and more! 🏆 10+ years Comedy Writing and Stand-Up Experience 🥇 TOP-RATED Upwork Comedy Writer and Stand-Up Comedian What's better than making people LAUGH? (besides drugs) Looking to ENGAGE your audience with comedy writing? (of course you do) Want to work with a PROFESSIONAL comedian? (duh) Here's some of the reason why I'm a TOP-RATED comedy writer on Upwork! (time to brag) ✅ Over 10 years of comedy writing and stand-up comedy experience. ✅ Worked with Nationally and Globally recognized brands. ✅ Repeat clients for comedy writing and funny ad campaigns including TV, Radio, and Web Ads Working with me, you will ✔️ Stop struggling with boring copywriting - I write 100% original material, curated for each individual clients needs. ✔️Get personalized expertise on improving your content writing, public speaking, stand-up material, scriptwriting, manuscript, book, joke writing, and delivery. ✔️Work with an experienced professional comedian that regularly writes and performs comedy all over the country. Sound like a fit? Next steps: 🟢 Click the green ‘Invite to Job’ button in the top right-hand corner 💬 Write me a personalized note including what you'd like to accomplish in your message. Expertise: Comedy, Humor, Jokes, Funny Content, Creative, Scripts, Screenplays, Funny Copywriting, Stand-Up Comedy, Comedians, Satire, Parody, Slogans, Entertainment, SNL, Headlines, Manuscripts, Books, eBooks, Blogs, Lectures, Speeches, Presentation, Toast, Public Speaking, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram, Youtube, TikTok, Social Media, Newsletter, StoryWitty/SharpCreative WritingJokeComicsHumorContent WritingWitty ToneComedy WritingSatireArticleSpeech WritingHumorous ToneScriptHumor WritingScriptwritingComedy
- $40 hourlyHello all! I am here to assist in all writing, editing, or creative needs! I have a BA in English from CSULB and finished with a 4.0 GPA. I have experience in creative writing, technical writing, grammar, persuasive writing, and journalistic writing. My personal style in writing is fresh and witty while keeping the message as the focal point. While I do have my own flare to writing, I can adapt to any style that you are looking for! Aside from my English expertise, I also am a jack of many trades: -Licensed Notary Public - Certified Makeup Artist -Certified Special FX Makeup Artist - Certified Wax Specialist -Current Behavioral Paraeducator -Former Barista I dabble in many crafts, as well: -Crocheting -Knitting -Rug Tufting -Punch needling -All things Cricut -Scrapbooking Needless to say, I love to learn and try new things-- perhaps I am a challenge junkie-- so, whatever you need, I am here to help!Witty/SharpPoetryCommunication SkillsWitty ToneEditing & ProofreadingGrammarAmazonWritingAbout Us PageLanding PageProduct PageCreative WritingCopywritingWebsite ContentArticle WritingMedia & Entertainment
- $40 hourlyMy name is Joe Walters I am a stand-up comedian and writer in Florida I specialize in comedy writing and sports writing however there is not a niche I can't cover. I've written for many websites as well as scripts for YouTube channels I have notebooks upon notebooks of original material. I'm very easy to get in touch with and work with I take criticism well. If you are the one paying then the product should be exactly what you want.Witty/SharpSports WritingMysteryCreative WritingComedyPublic SpeakingWitty ToneWritingSearch Engine OptimizationControlled VocabularyMedia & EntertainmentScriptwritingJoke
- $45 hourlyI'm a comedian at heart, and I love making others laugh with the quick wit I've been blessed with. Years ago, I traveled as a standup comedian. More recently, I decided to jump into the world of social media via TikTok. Within the first 10 days of posting my first comedy video, I had over 1 million views and was trending within the TikTok community. I enjoy telling fake stories that sound convincing enough to be real if you haven't done your research and I look forward to helping you with your comedy project. I am also a songwriter and have written and produced over 1,200 songs for the Songs of Love Foundation (songsoflovekids.org) over the past 17 years.Witty/SharpWitty ToneStorytellingComedy WritingComedy
- $50 hourlyHello, my name is Kimberly Garza, I am located in San Antonio, Texas. I am a passionate voice actor who began by taking acting classes. My training consists of scene study, vocal entertainment, character development, and commercial cold reads. I have worked on material for movies, commercials, and audiobooks.Witty/SharpAmerican English AccentAnimeProfessional ToneEnthusiastic ToneEnglishWitty ToneActingVoice-Over RecordingVoice-OverEnergetic ToneCute ToneCalming ToneFemaleAudiobookCasual Tone
- $115 hourly****Now booking for SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER!**** If you’re looking for fun, friendly, witty, personable, conversational, & quirky website copy, blog posts, or email sequences, I’m your girl. It’s what I excel most at & where I really shine! Hire me!!!!!! If you're looking for high-converting, extremely engaging, beautifully written, ultra-clever sales copy that rakes in the big bucks, I rock at that, too! Let's do this!!!!!! If you're looking for someone to make like a chameleon and start ghostwriting all of your blog posts, email newsletters, and social copy in a way that sounds just like you (except even BETTER), I totally got you. You're gonna love it!!!!! ---------------- Here’s what past clients have to say about my work: “Emma Roberts is a fantastic copywriter. She is very creative & knows how to infuse humor and wit at the perfect moment that strikes a genuine connection with the reader. She can take an idea with little to no direction and turn it into fun, engaging copy. She is brilliant at her craft, I cannot recommend her highly enough!” “AHH EMMA!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK!!!!!” “Emma has been amazing to work with. She took the time to understand our brand and really helped put our voice to pen. I’ve worked with Emma on multiple projects and each has exceeded my expectations. She’s dependable, super friendly, follows deadlines, and is great at following direction. I will continue to work with her and can’t recommend her enough!” “Emma is one of my favorite writers. She is quick-witted and savvy when it comes to editing and writing. Her ability to quickly and efficiently get the job done right is outstanding and I would recommend her to anyone. She is humble and willing to do what it takes to make you look your best!”Witty/SharpHumor WritingProduct DescriptionProduct PageWitty ToneHumorous ToneBlog WritingWebsite CopywritingLanding PageSales CopywritingEmail CopywritingStorytellingInternet MarketingSearch Engine OptimizationCreative WritingCopywriting
- $35 hourlyI'm a tech-savvy, creative young professional with experience in writing for a diverse range of audiences.Witty/SharpCopywritingContent WritingLifestyleWitty ToneCreative WritingPhotojournalistHumor Writing
- $100 hourlyI, while based out of Denver, Colorado’s Comedy Works, have toured the nation for more than 20 years working the comedy club and corporate circuit. Along the way I have performed on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks, Las Vegas Strip, Great American Comedy Festival – and with some of comedy’s biggest names – Martin Short, Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, John Oliver and more. My articles, mainly humor, have appeared in more than 40 publications, including Rocky Mountain Sports, ESPN's Active.com, Dining Out Miami and the prestigious Explorer Club’s Explorers Journal. In addition I have written web content for: * A Step Ahead Foot & Ankle Care (Australia) * Action Adventures (Hawaii) * Cyclomundo Bike Tours (France) * Exponential Growth Games (Colorado) * DMV.ORG And have written humorous scripts for: *Bloomex Flowers *Brainstorm Creative *BVP Media *Future Thought TV *Hollywood Branding *KZYR Radio *National Diamond Store *RE/MAX *Shady Peep Sunglasses *Western Union *White Diamond Productions What They're Saying: "Excellent writer!" - Action Adventures "Jeff did an excellent job. I would not hesitate to work with him again." - Cyclomundo Bike Tours "Jeff's humor and creativity absolutely made the content of the our psychological game, Shift." - Nicole Casanova, CEO of Exponential Growth "Excellent writer. Very creative and responsive to our short deadline. A pleasure to work with." - Big Fish Productions "Jeff was awesome!" - RE/MAXWitty/SharpWitty ToneComedyCreative WritingScriptwritingHumorArticle WritingBlog WritingArticleCopywritingContent Writing
- $30 hourlyExperienced communications professional with a strong educational foundation and a proven ability to craft compelling narratives, engage diverse audiences, and implement effective communication strategies. Able to expertly pivot between tasks for seamless incorporation of new information. My commitment to clear and persuasive communication, coupled with a creative approach to storytelling, positions me as a valuable asset to any team.Witty/SharpLetteringEnglishFrenchLinguisticsPeopleArticulateWitty ToneBlogProofreadingGrammar
- $15 hourlyI provide an excellent service to store owners on Amazon to help them promote their products through Facebook and othr social media sites. I sell the items and obtain excelled feedback from the buyers usuallt in exchange of an award. I Gstaad great sales skills and tons of buyers. I am also in charge of maintaining all records of sales. So I have superior skills in using Google sheets and Microsoft excel.Witty/SharpAffiliate MarketingReview WebsiteConsumer ReviewYelp ManagementReviewReview or Feedback CollectionAmazon Listing OptimizationWitty ToneTypingSocial Customer ServiceCustomer SupportCustomer ServiceCustomer Satisfaction
- $75 hourlyI have been a fitness professional since 2011. I have a passion for health and fitness and for helping people which is why I absolutely love what I do as a fitness coach. I started out at Snap Fitness 24/7 where I trained my clients for 5 years. I then decided to venture out on my own and create my own fitness business in 2016. I trained clients at my home gym, at their homes, and at local parks and had a blast doing it. February of 2018 was when I decided to add virtual fitness training to my business for so many wonderful reasons. I can now work with clients from anywhere in the world, I have the ability to tie in nutrition and habit coaching more easily, and I have more freedom and more time to dedicate to making my business the best it can be. I also work as a Trainerize Product Expert and Onboarding Specialist. I help other Trainerize coaches learn how to unlock the power of Trainerize for their business. If you need help getting your online health and fitness business rocking and rolling with Trainerize, then I am your guy!Witty/SharpTeam BuildingHealth & FitnessWitty ToneTrainerizeCommunicationsActive ListeningProfessional ToneCritical Thinking Skills
- $100 hourlyHello, I am a voice artist who loves narrating audiobooks and preforming voice overs! I produce professional grade audio that meet the sound requirements of platforms such as Audible, iTunes, and Amazon. I have voiced a variety of audiobooks such as Historical Romance, Mystery & Suspense, Thrillers, Historical Non fiction, Memoirs, Young Adult, Contemporary Romance, Affirmations, Christian Romance, and Southern Literature. I love giving voice to different characters and I am comfortable with a variety of accents. I offer a variety of tones to match the needs of your project as well! I'd love to work with you and give voice to your book or project!Witty/SharpSexy ToneWitty ToneCalming ToneBritish English AccentAudiobookNarrated PresentationVideo NarrationAudiobook NarrationFilm NarrationMedical NarrationFemale VoiceVoice-Over RecordingVoice-OverNarrationVoice Acting
- $25 hourlyI am currently a high school English teacher who loves to write. I love to teach, edit, and create all types of writing. So, whether you are looking for a proofreader, a prolific writer, or an experienced tutor, I am your person. I've taught all types of English classes, ranging from high school to junior college. I've taught ACT review classes to help students prepare for entrance exams. I've edited and written articles for magazines.Witty/SharpProblem ResolutionProblem SolvingWriting CritiqueTeaching EnglishWitty ToneEnhanced DetailingCreative WritingEnglish TutoringHumor Writing
- $50 hourly(I have previously used UpWork with a happy client list with wonderful testimonies; however, I was unable to reactivate original account. So this is the new one.) WEBSITE: PreciousJoubert.com A professional creative and experienced: - Actor - Singer - Songwriter - Producer - Musician - Engineer - Music EducatorWitty/SharpSincere ToneFun TonePersuasive ToneWitty ToneEnergetic ToneCorporate ToneEnthusiastic ToneNatural ToneCasual ToneCalming ToneVocal PerformanceMusicSingingVoice ActingSongwriting
- $50 hourlyI'm a professional voice actor. Whether you need an engaging voice for your advertisement, want to bring a video narration to life, or need an audiobook read, I can bring your product to the next level. If you need a voice, I can deliver it. - Can edit files professionally - Can deliver finished audio within 24 hours. - VO rates vary depending on the project. If you have questions, feel free to contact me, or search the global voice academy rate guide online for more information.Witty/SharpWitty ToneCasual ToneAuthoritative ToneInteractive Voice ResponseSmooth Voice ToneVoice-OverNarrated PresentationAudiobook NarrationAdvertisementNarrationItalianAudio EditingVocal PerformanceProfessional ToneVoice Acting
- $40 hourlyI want to strive to be the best of the best for your company and excel to the top. The goal is to ensure that every job given to me will be done on time and in perfect order. There is no position I will not be successful at, which I will always work hard for. I have computer software and hardware, people, customer service, money handling, cashier, POS system, sales, electronic, and hands-on skills. Give me the opportunity and you see how excellent of a choice it is to have me on your team. Authorized to work in the US for any employerWitty/SharpDigital ElectronicsTech & ITWitty ToneVoice RecordingSales CallPeople ManagementComputing & NetworkingComputer NetworkCommunication Skills
- $65 hourlyHi there, I'm Michael Josey, a seasoned account executive with Clear Channel Radio. With years of experience in headline writing and SEO optimization, I've established myself as an expert in the field of copy writing. My journey began when I graduated from J.O. Sanderson High School, where I ranked in the top 10% of my class. Since then, I've worked hard to build an impressive work portfolio, covering a diverse range of industries and clients. As an account executive, I work with Clear Channel Radio to connect businesses with their target audiences through effective advertising campaigns. By using my expertise in SEO optimization and headline writing, I help my clients achieve visibility and drive traffic to their businesses. When I'm not at work, you can find me fishing at the beach, enjoying a picnic in the park, or playing a game of bowling with family and friends. I believe that it is important to take time to relax and unwind, which helps me stay refreshed and focused in my professional life. In terms of professional accomplishments, I have developed several successful advertising campaigns that have exceeded client expectations. One campaign in particular stands out, where I helped a local start-up gain recognition and achieve 150% increase in revenue. On a personal level, I'd like to share a story about how fishing became a beloved hobby of mine. I remember my grandfather taking me on my first fishing trip at a young age, and ever since then, I've been hooked (pun intended!). The thrill of casting a line and reeling in a catch is something that I can never tire of, and I hope to pass this love of fishing down to future generations. Overall, I am a hardworking and passionate individual who is dedicated to helping businesses succeed through effective communication and advertising. So, whether you're in need of a creative copywriter or a consultant to optimize your business strategy, I'm here to help – let's achieve your goals together!Witty/SharpPersuasive TonePersuasive WritingWitty ToneTopic ResearchNarrativeFirst-Person NarrativeCasual ToneAngry ToneFun ToneImpersonal ToneBusiness Card DesignPersonal BrandingPersonal BlogBusiness ConsultingBusiness
- $35 hourlyI'm a unique storyteller, able to accurately impersonate and crests l creates comical renditions of voices. I create lasting memories from the audio experience.Witty/SharpCute ToneNerdy ToneSexy ToneWitty ToneAngry ToneDeep ToneFun ToneDry ToneDramatic ToneAnimated ExplainerAudio SpeakerVocal PerformanceCommunication SkillsAnimal Welfare
- $25 hourlyHi there, I am a copywriter and through UpWork I provide copywriting and copy editing. I have experience writing copy for landing pages, blogs, newsletters, and much more. I have partnered with small businesses around the country for the last five years and have worked in a wide range of niches. Including: Pet Care - For nearly a decade I worked as a veterinary assistant, dog food brand ambassador, and in several nonprofits. Pest Control - I have partnered with hundreds of small businesses around the country to write blogs for eco-friendly pest control service providers. Home Services - I have written for HVAC providers, as well as plumbing, home, and auto services. Gardening - My real world experience is in permaculture. I write about supportive crop gardening and urban farming. To support pollinators I encourage homeowners to plant native foliage instead of nonnative plants. If you are looking to increase your internet exposure, highlight your field of expertise, and gain new clients consider hiring me. I can work within deadlines, and I am a thorough researcher. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to reach out. Best, Holly MurrayWitty/SharpSalesCreative WritingFiction WritingVeterinary MedicineGardeningPhotographyTelemarketingEbook WritingVeterinary Information SystemPermacultureWritingInformative ArtSEO WritingCasual ToneWitty ToneResearcherBlog Writing
- $10 hourlyAbout me My passion is to entertain and inspire others to action through my words. I love to ask the hard questions and push the envelope. I am a master of the humorous, witty, and sarcastic tone, yet have the ability to complete a project from any perspective and engage a wide range of audiences. Experience Overview Content Writer: -Perform Research and Interviews -Create Content and Articles -Proofread, Edit, and Revise Content -Pitch Ideas and Launch New Projects Columnist: -Curate and Launch Column Ideas -Create Copy for Ongoing Advice Column -Audience Engagement and Increase Subscriptions -Answer Reader Submitted Questions Reviewer: -Write Honest, Informative, and Entertaining Reviews of local Bars and Restaurants -Promote Special Events -Highlight Community Happenings Employment Overview Content Writer/Columnist The Savannahian Sept 2022-Present Copywriter/Reviewer Milwaukeefood.com Oct 2007-Dec 2008Witty/SharpCanvaGoogle DocsEmail CopywritingWitty ToneProofreadingSarcastic ToneWritingHumorous ToneBlog WritingCopywritingContent WritingGhostwritingNewsletter Writing
- $16 hourlyIf you are looking for writing with an optimistic view and for the topic of your project to be treated with thoroughness and kindness, I'm your person! I am a creative through and through and I pour my heart into any project I am given. I do everything with compassion and vigor. My recent professional experience has been in the technical support environment where I put emphasis on customer experience and troubleshooting efficiency. I have experience working directly with elderly who have difficulties with technology and creating documentation and instruction that is easy to digest and informative enough to assist. I often wrote emails for my fellow coworkers when the had a troublesome topic or customer. I have a passion for creative writing and enjoy topics from all sides of the internet. I hold passion in the topics of gaming, creative arts, fantasy fiction and mental health awareness. I love working on different projects and topics and I am willing to write about anything. I want to grow my writing portfolio and world view.Witty/SharpCute ToneWitty ToneDeep ToneEmotion RecognitionEmotional ToneTechnical WritingCustomer SupportCreative WritingWritingPhone CommunicationTechnical SupportCustomer Service
- $80 hourlyI'm 40 and I won't ask about pet insurance. Hire me. Standup comedian and writer, hustling Mom from the south side of Chicago looking to write funny stuff. Open to any and all projects where I can utilize my skills as a writer. I was an English major, wrote for my college school newspaper and have been writing content in my day job as a recruiter for over 15 years. I've been doing standup since 2018, I write all my own material and have been featured at the biggest clubs in Chicago. You can find any of my work on Instagram, YouTube, Twitter and TikTok.Witty/SharpAccountAbilityDescriptionJob Description WritingSarcastic ToneScriptJokeCreative WritingWitty ToneHumor
- $20 hourlyI'm not just a reviewer; I'm a fanatic who understands the nuances of movies and gaming. I will provide in-depth, comprehensive feedback that includes an analysis of the crucial elements that make things entertaining. I would love to share my insights, critiques, and appreciation for entertainment around the world.Witty/SharpGamingWitty ToneHumorous ToneProfessional ToneFilm & Video DialogueWritingBlogHorrorReviewBlog WritingFilm CriticismArticle WritingArticle
- $30 hourlyWhile I may be new to the world of professional voice acting, I bring with me a unique set of skills and attributes that make me a standout choice for your projects. My voice offers a dynamic range of tones, from warm and inviting to authoritative and informative. Whether you need a soothing narrator, an engaging storyteller, or a character with personality, I can do it all. •Exceptional Vocal Skills: I'll make your content come alive, leaving a lasting impression on your audience. •Attention to Detail: I'm meticulous in my work, which means you can trust that every project will be error-free and polished to perfection. •Happy and Passionate: My love for voiceover work makes me genuinely happy, and that happiness reflects in my voice. I'm dedicated to creating engaging, enjoyable content. •Deadline-Oriented: I understand the importance of project timelines. My flexible schedule and strong work ethic allow me to meet your project deadlines without compromise.Witty/SharpSlow ToneSexy ToneProfessional ToneWitty ToneCasual ToneCute ToneFun Tone
- $24 hourlyNegotiate deflect. Positive af. And gonna fuck it up to figure it out. I work with Bill and Tim from that windshield for about 10 years of my life babe it's busting and busting out doing what I had to do for you you can give me this chance I'm going to come and animal bust my ass and I'm going to shit like it ain't never been blog before son. You didn't mean to yourself that reach back and pull me up with you though and I appreciate itWitty/SharpWitty ToneIngress FilteringSmart Contract
- $120 hourlyI'm a Manhattan and Upstate New York based real estate, design, and food expert. With nearly a decade of working experience, I have masterfully executed projects ranging from swanky caviar soirées to designing chic country-getaways. My extensive real estate background and market insight gives me the innate ability to evaluate & curate design concepts that will unquestionably add value to your home and impress even the most refined critics. My company, Upstate Home Co. delivers custom design packages & digital shopping lists so that you can implement professional-quality interior design & styling at your own pace. I also offer copywriting services for products, brands, food, venues, events, and real estate. - Interior Styling - Digital Shopping Lists - Space Planning - Art Selection Services - Furniture Sourcing - Instagram - Dinner Party Planning - Food Writing / Blogging - Copywriting upstatehomeco.comWitty/SharpBlog CommentingSales WritingInterior Design ConsultationTravel PlanningRestaurant MenuProperty ManagementComedy WritingGmailFood WritingReal EstateFoodWitty ToneDecorative ArtResidential DesignInterior Design
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