The Best Witty/Sharp Freelancers For Hire In the United States

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$50 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (13 jobs)
I am an award winning On-Air Personality, Reporter and Anchor. I have spent the last 20 years working at several television stations in the tri-state area. If you are looking for a news writer for your newspaper, online news website or a voiceover artist for a commercial, your company's website or an audiobook - I can help.

Witty/Sharp
Professional Tone
Humorous Tone
Dramatic Tone
Fun Tone
Editing & Proofreading
Voice & Tone Consistency
News Article
Dry Tone
Witty Tone
Media & Entertainment
Video Narration
Casual Tone
Angry Tone
News Writing
Voice Acting
$95 hourly
- 4.9/5
- (104 jobs)
When bikini modeling doesn't pay the bills, I write comedy for a living. 🌟 My comedy writing has helped clients create FUNNY content from GLOBAL brands such as VH1, Burger King, BCG, and more! 🏆 10+ years Comedy Writing and Stand-Up Experience 🥇 TOP-RATED Upwork Comedy Writer and Stand-Up Comedian What's better than making people LAUGH? (besides drugs) Looking to ENGAGE your audience with comedy writing? (of course you do) Want to work with a PROFESSIONAL comedian? (duh) Here's some of the reason why I'm a TOP-RATED comedy writer on Upwork! (time to brag) ✅ Over 10 years of comedy writing and stand-up comedy experience. ✅ Worked with Nationally and Globally recognized brands. ✅ Repeat clients for comedy writing and funny ad campaigns including TV, Radio, and Web Ads Working with me, you will ✔️ Stop struggling with boring copywriting - I write 100% original material, curated for each individual clients needs. ✔️Get personalized expertise on improving your content writing, public speaking, stand-up material, scriptwriting, manuscript, book, joke writing, and delivery. ✔️Work with an experienced professional comedian that regularly writes and performs comedy all over the country. Sound like a fit? Next steps: 🟢 Click the green ‘Invite to Job’ button in the top right-hand corner 💬 Write me a personalized note including what you'd like to accomplish in your message. Expertise: Comedy, Humor, Jokes, Funny Content, Creative, Scripts, Screenplays, Funny Copywriting, Stand-Up Comedy, Comedians, Satire, Parody, Slogans, Entertainment, SNL, Headlines, Manuscripts, Books, eBooks, Blogs, Lectures, Speeches, Presentation, Toast, Public Speaking, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram, Youtube, TikTok, Social Media, Newsletter, Story

Witty/Sharp
Creative Writing
Joke
Comics
Humor
Content Writing
Witty Tone
Comedy Writing
Satire
Article
Speech Writing
Humorous Tone
Script
Humor Writing
Scriptwriting
Comedy
$40 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
Hello all! I am here to assist in all writing, editing, or creative needs! I have a BA in English from CSULB and finished with a 4.0 GPA. I have experience in creative writing, technical writing, grammar, persuasive writing, and journalistic writing. My personal style in writing is fresh and witty while keeping the message as the focal point. While I do have my own flare to writing, I can adapt to any style that you are looking for! Aside from my English expertise, I also am a jack of many trades: -Licensed Notary Public - Certified Makeup Artist -Certified Special FX Makeup Artist - Certified Wax Specialist -Current Behavioral Paraeducator -Former Barista I dabble in many crafts, as well: -Crocheting -Knitting -Rug Tufting -Punch needling -All things Cricut -Scrapbooking Needless to say, I love to learn and try new things-- perhaps I am a challenge junkie-- so, whatever you need, I am here to help!

Witty/Sharp
Poetry
Communication Skills
Witty Tone
Editing & Proofreading
Grammar
Amazon
Writing
About Us Page
Landing Page
Product Page
Creative Writing
Copywriting
Website Content
Article Writing
Media & Entertainment
$40 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (13 jobs)
My name is Joe Walters I am a stand-up comedian and writer in Florida I specialize in comedy writing and sports writing however there is not a niche I can't cover. I've written for many websites as well as scripts for YouTube channels I have notebooks upon notebooks of original material. I'm very easy to get in touch with and work with I take criticism well. If you are the one paying then the product should be exactly what you want.

Witty/Sharp
Sports Writing
Mystery
Creative Writing
Comedy
Public Speaking
Witty Tone
Writing
Search Engine Optimization
Controlled Vocabulary
Media & Entertainment
Scriptwriting
Joke
$45 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (1 job)
I'm a comedian at heart, and I love making others laugh with the quick wit I've been blessed with. Years ago, I traveled as a standup comedian. More recently, I decided to jump into the world of social media via TikTok. Within the first 10 days of posting my first comedy video, I had over 1 million views and was trending within the TikTok community. I enjoy telling fake stories that sound convincing enough to be real if you haven't done your research and I look forward to helping you with your comedy project. I am also a songwriter and have written and produced over 1,200 songs for the Songs of Love Foundation (songsoflovekids.org) over the past 17 years.

Witty/Sharp
Witty Tone
Storytelling
Comedy Writing
Comedy
$50 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
Hello, my name is Kimberly Garza, I am located in San Antonio, Texas. I am a passionate voice actor who began by taking acting classes. My training consists of scene study, vocal entertainment, character development, and commercial cold reads. I have worked on material for movies, commercials, and audiobooks.

Witty/Sharp
American English Accent
Anime
Professional Tone
Enthusiastic Tone
English
Witty Tone
Acting
Voice-Over Recording
Voice-Over
Energetic Tone
Cute Tone
Calming Tone
Female
Audiobook
Casual Tone
$115 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (238 jobs)
****Now booking for SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER!**** If you’re looking for fun, friendly, witty, personable, conversational, & quirky website copy, blog posts, or email sequences, I’m your girl. It’s what I excel most at & where I really shine! Hire me!!!!!! If you're looking for high-converting, extremely engaging, beautifully written, ultra-clever sales copy that rakes in the big bucks, I rock at that, too! Let's do this!!!!!! If you're looking for someone to make like a chameleon and start ghostwriting all of your blog posts, email newsletters, and social copy in a way that sounds just like you (except even BETTER), I totally got you. You're gonna love it!!!!! ---------------- Here’s what past clients have to say about my work: “Emma Roberts is a fantastic copywriter. She is very creative & knows how to infuse humor and wit at the perfect moment that strikes a genuine connection with the reader. She can take an idea with little to no direction and turn it into fun, engaging copy. She is brilliant at her craft, I cannot recommend her highly enough!”  “AHH EMMA!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK!!!!!”  “Emma has been amazing to work with. She took the time to understand our brand and really helped put our voice to pen. I’ve worked with Emma on multiple projects and each has exceeded my expectations. She’s dependable, super friendly, follows deadlines, and is great at following direction. I will continue to work with her and can’t recommend her enough!”  “Emma is one of my favorite writers. She is quick-witted and savvy when it comes to editing and writing. Her ability to quickly and efficiently get the job done right is outstanding and I would recommend her to anyone. She is humble and willing to do what it takes to make you look your best!”

Witty/Sharp
Humor Writing
Product Description
Product Page
Witty Tone
Humorous Tone
Blog Writing
Website Copywriting
Landing Page
Sales Copywriting
Email Copywriting
Storytelling
Internet Marketing
Search Engine Optimization
Creative Writing
Copywriting
$35 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (2 jobs)
I'm a tech-savvy, creative young professional with experience in writing for a diverse range of audiences.

Witty/Sharp
Copywriting
Content Writing
Lifestyle
Witty Tone
Creative Writing
Photojournalist
Humor Writing
$100 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
I, while based out of Denver, Colorado’s Comedy Works, have toured the nation for more than 20 years working the comedy club and corporate circuit. Along the way I have performed on some of comedy’s biggest stages – Red Rocks, Las Vegas Strip, Great American Comedy Festival – and with some of comedy’s biggest names – Martin Short, Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, John Oliver and more. My articles, mainly humor, have appeared in more than 40 publications, including Rocky Mountain Sports, ESPN's Active.com, Dining Out Miami and the prestigious Explorer Club’s Explorers Journal. In addition I have written web content for: * A Step Ahead Foot & Ankle Care (Australia) * Action Adventures (Hawaii) * Cyclomundo Bike Tours (France) * Exponential Growth Games (Colorado) * DMV.ORG And have written humorous scripts for: *Bloomex Flowers *Brainstorm Creative *BVP Media *Future Thought TV *Hollywood Branding *KZYR Radio *National Diamond Store *RE/MAX *Shady Peep Sunglasses *Western Union *White Diamond Productions What They're Saying: "Excellent writer!" - Action Adventures "Jeff did an excellent job. I would not hesitate to work with him again." - Cyclomundo Bike Tours "Jeff's humor and creativity absolutely made the content of the our psychological game, Shift." - Nicole Casanova, CEO of Exponential Growth "Excellent writer. Very creative and responsive to our short deadline. A pleasure to work with." - Big Fish Productions "Jeff was awesome!" - RE/MAX

Witty/Sharp
Witty Tone
Comedy
Creative Writing
Scriptwriting
Humor
Article Writing
Blog Writing
Article
Copywriting
Content Writing
$30 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
Experienced communications professional with a strong educational foundation and a proven ability to craft compelling narratives, engage diverse audiences, and implement effective communication strategies. Able to expertly pivot between tasks for seamless incorporation of new information. My commitment to clear and persuasive communication, coupled with a creative approach to storytelling, positions me as a valuable asset to any team.

Witty/Sharp
Lettering
English
French
Linguistics
People
Articulate
Witty Tone
Blog
Proofreading
Grammar
$15 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
I provide an excellent service to store owners on Amazon to help them promote their products through Facebook and othr social media sites. I sell the items and obtain excelled feedback from the buyers usuallt in exchange of an award. I Gstaad great sales skills and tons of buyers. I am also in charge of maintaining all records of sales. So I have superior skills in using Google sheets and Microsoft excel.

Witty/Sharp
Affiliate Marketing
Review Website
Consumer Review
Yelp Management
Review
Review or Feedback Collection
Amazon Listing Optimization
Witty Tone
Typing
Social Customer Service
Customer Support
Customer Service
Customer Satisfaction
$75 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (24 jobs)
I have been a fitness professional since 2011. I have a passion for health and fitness and for helping people which is why I absolutely love what I do as a fitness coach. I started out at Snap Fitness 24/7 where I trained my clients for 5 years. I then decided to venture out on my own and create my own fitness business in 2016. I trained clients at my home gym, at their homes, and at local parks and had a blast doing it. February of 2018 was when I decided to add virtual fitness training to my business for so many wonderful reasons. I can now work with clients from anywhere in the world, I have the ability to tie in nutrition and habit coaching more easily, and I have more freedom and more time to dedicate to making my business the best it can be. I also work as a Trainerize Product Expert and Onboarding Specialist. I help other Trainerize coaches learn how to unlock the power of Trainerize for their business. If you need help getting your online health and fitness business rocking and rolling with Trainerize, then I am your guy!

Witty/Sharp
Team Building
Health & Fitness
Witty Tone
Trainerize
Communications
Active Listening
Professional Tone
Critical Thinking Skills
$100 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (1 job)
Hello, I am a voice artist who loves narrating audiobooks and preforming voice overs! I produce professional grade audio that meet the sound requirements of platforms such as Audible, iTunes, and Amazon. I have voiced a variety of audiobooks such as Historical Romance, Mystery & Suspense, Thrillers, Historical Non fiction, Memoirs, Young Adult, Contemporary Romance, Affirmations, Christian Romance, and Southern Literature. I love giving voice to different characters and I am comfortable with a variety of accents. I offer a variety of tones to match the needs of your project as well! I'd love to work with you and give voice to your book or project!

Witty/Sharp
Sexy Tone
Witty Tone
Calming Tone
British English Accent
Audiobook
Narrated Presentation
Video Narration
Audiobook Narration
Film Narration
Medical Narration
Female Voice
Voice-Over Recording
Voice-Over
Narration
Voice Acting
$25 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (2 jobs)
I am currently a high school English teacher who loves to write. I love to teach, edit, and create all types of writing. So, whether you are looking for a proofreader, a prolific writer, or an experienced tutor, I am your person. I've taught all types of English classes, ranging from high school to junior college. I've taught ACT review classes to help students prepare for entrance exams. I've edited and written articles for magazines.

Witty/Sharp
Problem Resolution
Problem Solving
Writing Critique
Teaching English
Witty Tone
Enhanced Detailing
Creative Writing
English Tutoring
Humor Writing
$50 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (5 jobs)
(I have previously used UpWork with a happy client list with wonderful testimonies; however, I was unable to reactivate original account. So this is the new one.) WEBSITE: PreciousJoubert.com A professional creative and experienced: - Actor - Singer - Songwriter - Producer - Musician - Engineer - Music Educator

Witty/Sharp
Sincere Tone
Fun Tone
Persuasive Tone
Witty Tone
Energetic Tone
Corporate Tone
Enthusiastic Tone
Natural Tone
Casual Tone
Calming Tone
Vocal Performance
Music
Singing
Voice Acting
Songwriting
$50 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I'm a professional voice actor. Whether you need an engaging voice for your advertisement, want to bring a video narration to life, or need an audiobook read, I can bring your product to the next level. If you need a voice, I can deliver it. - Can edit files professionally - Can deliver finished audio within 24 hours. - VO rates vary depending on the project. If you have questions, feel free to contact me, or search the global voice academy rate guide online for more information.

Witty/Sharp
Witty Tone
Casual Tone
Authoritative Tone
Interactive Voice Response
Smooth Voice Tone
Voice-Over
Narrated Presentation
Audiobook Narration
Advertisement
Narration
Italian
Audio Editing
Vocal Performance
Professional Tone
Voice Acting
$40 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I want to strive to be the best of the best for your company and excel to the top. The goal is to ensure that every job given to me will be done on time and in perfect order. There is no position I will not be successful at, which I will always work hard for. I have computer software and hardware, people, customer service, money handling, cashier, POS system, sales, electronic, and hands-on skills. Give me the opportunity and you see how excellent of a choice it is to have me on your team. Authorized to work in the US for any employer

Witty/Sharp
Digital Electronics
Tech & IT
Witty Tone
Voice Recording
Sales Call
People Management
Computing & Networking
Computer Network
Communication Skills
$65 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
Hi there, I'm Michael Josey, a seasoned account executive with Clear Channel Radio. With years of experience in headline writing and SEO optimization, I've established myself as an expert in the field of copy writing. My journey began when I graduated from J.O. Sanderson High School, where I ranked in the top 10% of my class. Since then, I've worked hard to build an impressive work portfolio, covering a diverse range of industries and clients. As an account executive, I work with Clear Channel Radio to connect businesses with their target audiences through effective advertising campaigns. By using my expertise in SEO optimization and headline writing, I help my clients achieve visibility and drive traffic to their businesses. When I'm not at work, you can find me fishing at the beach, enjoying a picnic in the park, or playing a game of bowling with family and friends. I believe that it is important to take time to relax and unwind, which helps me stay refreshed and focused in my professional life. In terms of professional accomplishments, I have developed several successful advertising campaigns that have exceeded client expectations. One campaign in particular stands out, where I helped a local start-up gain recognition and achieve 150% increase in revenue. On a personal level, I'd like to share a story about how fishing became a beloved hobby of mine. I remember my grandfather taking me on my first fishing trip at a young age, and ever since then, I've been hooked (pun intended!). The thrill of casting a line and reeling in a catch is something that I can never tire of, and I hope to pass this love of fishing down to future generations. Overall, I am a hardworking and passionate individual who is dedicated to helping businesses succeed through effective communication and advertising. So, whether you're in need of a creative copywriter or a consultant to optimize your business strategy, I'm here to help – let's achieve your goals together!

Witty/Sharp
Persuasive Tone
Persuasive Writing
Witty Tone
Topic Research
Narrative
First-Person Narrative
Casual Tone
Angry Tone
Fun Tone
Impersonal Tone
Business Card Design
Personal Branding
Personal Blog
Business Consulting
Business
$35 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I'm a unique storyteller, able to accurately impersonate and crests l creates comical renditions of voices. I create lasting memories from the audio experience.

Witty/Sharp
Cute Tone
Nerdy Tone
Sexy Tone
Witty Tone
Angry Tone
Deep Tone
Fun Tone
Dry Tone
Dramatic Tone
Animated Explainer
Audio Speaker
Vocal Performance
Communication Skills
Animal Welfare
$25 hourly
- 4.8/5
- (37 jobs)
Hi there, I am a copywriter and through UpWork I provide copywriting and copy editing. I have experience writing copy for landing pages, blogs, newsletters, and much more. I have partnered with small businesses around the country for the last five years and have worked in a wide range of niches. Including: Pet Care - For nearly a decade I worked as a veterinary assistant, dog food brand ambassador, and in several nonprofits. Pest Control - I have partnered with hundreds of small businesses around the country to write blogs for eco-friendly pest control service providers. Home Services - I have written for HVAC providers, as well as plumbing, home, and auto services. Gardening - My real world experience is in permaculture. I write about supportive crop gardening and urban farming. To support pollinators I encourage homeowners to plant native foliage instead of nonnative plants. If you are looking to increase your internet exposure, highlight your field of expertise, and gain new clients consider hiring me. I can work within deadlines, and I am a thorough researcher. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to reach out. Best, Holly Murray

Witty/Sharp
Sales
Creative Writing
Fiction Writing
Veterinary Medicine
Gardening
Photography
Telemarketing
Ebook Writing
Veterinary Information System
Permaculture
Writing
Informative Art
SEO Writing
Casual Tone
Witty Tone
Researcher
Blog Writing
$10 hourly
- 5.0/5
- (1 job)
About me My passion is to entertain and inspire others to action through my words. I love to ask the hard questions and push the envelope. I am a master of the humorous, witty, and sarcastic tone, yet have the ability to complete a project from any perspective and engage a wide range of audiences. Experience Overview Content Writer: -Perform Research and Interviews -Create Content and Articles -Proofread, Edit, and Revise Content -Pitch Ideas and Launch New Projects Columnist: -Curate and Launch Column Ideas -Create Copy for Ongoing Advice Column -Audience Engagement and Increase Subscriptions -Answer Reader Submitted Questions Reviewer: -Write Honest, Informative, and Entertaining Reviews of local Bars and Restaurants -Promote Special Events -Highlight Community Happenings Employment Overview Content Writer/Columnist The Savannahian Sept 2022-Present Copywriter/Reviewer Milwaukeefood.com Oct 2007-Dec 2008

Witty/Sharp
Canva
Google Docs
Email Copywriting
Witty Tone
Proofreading
Sarcastic Tone
Writing
Humorous Tone
Blog Writing
Copywriting
Content Writing
Ghostwriting
Newsletter Writing
$16 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
If you are looking for writing with an optimistic view and for the topic of your project to be treated with thoroughness and kindness, I'm your person! I am a creative through and through and I pour my heart into any project I am given. I do everything with compassion and vigor. My recent professional experience has been in the technical support environment where I put emphasis on customer experience and troubleshooting efficiency. I have experience working directly with elderly who have difficulties with technology and creating documentation and instruction that is easy to digest and informative enough to assist. I often wrote emails for my fellow coworkers when the had a troublesome topic or customer. I have a passion for creative writing and enjoy topics from all sides of the internet. I hold passion in the topics of gaming, creative arts, fantasy fiction and mental health awareness. I love working on different projects and topics and I am willing to write about anything. I want to grow my writing portfolio and world view.

Witty/Sharp
Cute Tone
Witty Tone
Deep Tone
Emotion Recognition
Emotional Tone
Technical Writing
Customer Support
Creative Writing
Writing
Phone Communication
Technical Support
Customer Service
$80 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I'm 40 and I won't ask about pet insurance. Hire me. Standup comedian and writer, hustling Mom from the south side of Chicago looking to write funny stuff. Open to any and all projects where I can utilize my skills as a writer. I was an English major, wrote for my college school newspaper and have been writing content in my day job as a recruiter for over 15 years. I've been doing standup since 2018, I write all my own material and have been featured at the biggest clubs in Chicago. You can find any of my work on Instagram, YouTube, Twitter and TikTok.

Witty/Sharp
AccountAbility
Description
Job Description Writing
Sarcastic Tone
Script
Joke
Creative Writing
Witty Tone
Humor
$20 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
I'm not just a reviewer; I'm a fanatic who understands the nuances of movies and gaming. I will provide in-depth, comprehensive feedback that includes an analysis of the crucial elements that make things entertaining. I would love to share my insights, critiques, and appreciation for entertainment around the world.

Witty/Sharp
Gaming
Witty Tone
Humorous Tone
Professional Tone
Film & Video Dialogue
Writing
Blog
Horror
Review
Blog Writing
Film Criticism
Article Writing
Article
$30 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
While I may be new to the world of professional voice acting, I bring with me a unique set of skills and attributes that make me a standout choice for your projects. My voice offers a dynamic range of tones, from warm and inviting to authoritative and informative. Whether you need a soothing narrator, an engaging storyteller, or a character with personality, I can do it all. •Exceptional Vocal Skills: I'll make your content come alive, leaving a lasting impression on your audience. •Attention to Detail: I'm meticulous in my work, which means you can trust that every project will be error-free and polished to perfection. •Happy and Passionate: My love for voiceover work makes me genuinely happy, and that happiness reflects in my voice. I'm dedicated to creating engaging, enjoyable content. •Deadline-Oriented: I understand the importance of project timelines. My flexible schedule and strong work ethic allow me to meet your project deadlines without compromise.

Witty/Sharp
Slow Tone
Sexy Tone
Professional Tone
Witty Tone
Casual Tone
Cute Tone
Fun Tone
$24 hourly
- 0.0/5
- (0 jobs)
Negotiate deflect. Positive af. And gonna fuck it up to figure it out. I work with Bill and Tim from that windshield for about 10 years of my life babe it's busting and busting out doing what I had to do for you you can give me this chance I'm going to come and animal bust my ass and I'm going to shit like it ain't never been blog before son. You didn't mean to yourself that reach back and pull me up with you though and I appreciate it

Witty/Sharp
Witty Tone
Ingress Filtering
Smart Contract
$120 hourly
- 4.4/5
- (1 job)
I'm a Manhattan and Upstate New York based real estate, design, and food expert. With nearly a decade of working experience, I have masterfully executed projects ranging from swanky caviar soirées to designing chic country-getaways. My extensive real estate background and market insight gives me the innate ability to evaluate & curate design concepts that will unquestionably add value to your home and impress even the most refined critics. My company, Upstate Home Co. delivers custom design packages & digital shopping lists so that you can implement professional-quality interior design & styling at your own pace. I also offer copywriting services for products, brands, food, venues, events, and real estate. - Interior Styling - Digital Shopping Lists - Space Planning - Art Selection Services - Furniture Sourcing - Instagram - Dinner Party Planning - Food Writing / Blogging - Copywriting upstatehomeco.com

Witty/Sharp
Blog Commenting
Sales Writing
Interior Design Consultation
Travel Planning
Restaurant Menu
Property Management
Comedy Writing
Gmail
Food Writing
Real Estate
Food
Witty Tone
Decorative Art
Residential Design
Interior Design
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