Word count and crazy ideas are more important than proper grammar, just try and be creative and fun.
Jacob breaks into a courtroom trial with Jesus, Satan and God and steals Annie (who's on trial).
Jacob: the Axe-weilding Space Knight, charming, lucky, alcoholic
Annie: Typical woman from 2000's, likes scarves, cats, dancing
Armed Courtroom Angels
Elements to include:
Deformed Monsters on the Jury