The most important thing is to have humor and wit in this article.
I will supply with you facts and stats - you make it appealing to a general audience.
Topic: Enjoy this Holiday Hall Pass and Indulge Guilt-Free this season and still stay healthy.
The article will be two pages.
I'll pay you $20.
If you want the job and can complete it by tomorrow (November 20th), let me know.
ps. when you reply back, please reply back to "Turkey".