Poem - Dr Seuss Style - $10.00

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November 16, 2012



i need a poem, written in the style of Dr Seuss

20 stanzas

if you are interested in this, please send a sample stanza, written in the style of Dr Seuss

thank you for your consideration

below are 2 previous poems:

I Love My Wife

If there's one thing I know
in this world that's on the go
it's that when I go home
I've got someone who loves me so.

She greets me at the door with a smile
and so much more in her eyes
that makes my every day worthwhile
And if there's one thing that will never go out of style,
it's that I love my wife.

Some days are pretty hard
And more days are pretty tough
Yet when push comes to shove
It's my wife that makes things better
Because she's filled with the right stuff.

Other guys get jealous sometimes
about this magical girl I was lucky to find
But that's because they don't get slapped upside the mind
Whenever they get out of line.

And some days I might sleep on the couch
Because I've acted like a slouch
But being a couch slouch is better
than being stuck in the weather all alone.
And I know that eventually it will end
and all will be forgiven
and that's why I love my wife.

My life wouldn't be complete
without reminders to close the toilet seat
Or to turn off the lights at night
so the power bill isn't so bloody sky high

Some days I wonder why she chose me
over all the other guys in the vast sea
But when I see her smile,
I feel as lucky as can be
and that's why I love my wife.

I know that when she's by my side
Life is worth more than just having the days slide by
Together, me and her,
will be able to conquer the world
and that's just one more reason
why she's my favorite girl.

Sometimes I don't tell her what I should
and that never makes me feel very good
Yet at the end of the day,
all is understood
and that's why I love my wife.

I love my wife because she's funny
I love my wife because she's stunning
I love my wife whether it's raining or sunny
I love my wife in life's storms
or even when there's a lack of money [which is all the time].

Most of all, I love my wife because she's unafraid
to be herself on any given day
And if she's the wheat, then I'm the chaff,
because she's the definition of my better half,
and that's why I love my wife.


Al Gore Is a Big Fat Idiot

Come on world, let's just admit it
That Al Gore is just a big fat idiot
The man who invented the internet
Carbon credits, and was a would be President
Didn't have the stamina to just stand up and fight
And now his greatest feat,
His mightiest might
Is appearing on Futurama
and playing Dungeons and Dragons for an eternal night.

Ol' Al Gore might stand up against Big Oil
Yet his profits from Big Oil should be enough
to make the most cold hearted heart boil
like cold hearted hearts have never boiled before.
The hypocrisy, you see, is like soil in my tighty whiteys
Those streaks are sometimes uncomfortably unsightly
Yet easy to cover up if you can shut the world up
and make the public worry about a hypothetic pathetic theory.

You see, the methane from a cow
or the methane for a sow
Isn't going to cause the world to end
And, to prove it to you now,
here's a big methane emission
that comes from my rear end.

If the world is going to die
you might just wonder why
it would come from an emission or two
After all, there are asteroids
and planetoids
and the Domino's Pizza Noid
that will likely kill you too
before a cow fart will make your face turn blue.

We must confess
That what's stupid about all this mess
is that the man actually won a Nobel Prize.
Apparently no one noticed
that the world was getting warmer
because all men were concerned about was their penis size.
Give me a break, Al Gore
You bore me
You're like the snore of all snores that come from me
You're like the chores on my honey do list
that never get done no matter how long my wife implores me

You should know that we're all on to you
We know what you're up to
and it's not going to work one minute longer.
You might think that you've won
with your large bank account
But what you've really done is made the resistance stronger.

You're going down Mr. Gore
You big fat idiot
But not because of the filth you spit out...
But because of what you expect me to take in
We don't see the world the same
so no more of the stupid games
Because even if we play Dungeons and Dragon
I will always win.

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