your job is to get a list of the best 500 quotes.
here LOCAL = traditional chinese language
YOU MUST BE LOCAL.
they do not need to be with LOCAL persons, it just that any LOCAL really laught at them and understand them!!..so i mean that are frequently sayed by LOCALS...
reseach in blogs and forums of LOCAL.
-they should be short.
-they should be organized in excel in a list (each joke in one row).
we would check them one by one.
send an example of 20 after being hired! -in excel. THIS IS IMPORTANT!! FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.