Sales Copywriter - Writing for Anyone Desiring Obscene Profits
Can you believe there are people out there who think profits in whole or in part are obscene?
You and I know that profits are only leftovers after selling something for more than it cost you to produce. Profits are what made you start your business and what keeps you in business. So all profits are good, right?
and OBSCENE profits are great!!!
Let the whiny college kids and their professors decide what are "obscene" profits. They will learn the truth when they leave the university and get a job in a business. Until then, ignore them.
The only way to make profits is to SELL STUFF.
When you hire me, you are getting a fellow profit-lover. In fact, we both love obscene profits! The more money you make, the more money you will be willing to pay me. Isn't it nice when things work out to be a win-win deal.
When you hire me, you will get a professional copywriter to do any of the following projects:
- Landing pages that convert
- direct response letters
- headlines and subjects that hook potential buyers
- long or short form sales pages
- email marketing and sales funnels
- social media marketing
- scripts for sales or product information videos
- B2B letters and emails
- long and short form sales letters
- Google Adword ads and other internet advertising
- print advertisement that sells
- brochures and other sales materials
- website content
- blogs and articles
- many other projects
Let's get back to the win-win of you hiring me to write your sales materials. Here is what you get if you hire me:
* Sales writing of the highest caliber. (Comparable to some of the highest paid
copywriters out there, because they are who I dutifully studied under.)
* A Professional. (As an attorney for 20 years, you won't find any flakiness here.)
* Projects that are done on time and hassle free. (If it isn't on time, you should
expect to hear about my death or at least near death.)
* A teammate that is organized and pleasant. (Hopefully, we both like a
teammate with their shit together and is drama-free.)
* Conversational writing. (Just like you were leaving your best sales person on
* One hell of a researcher. (As a lawyer you learn to research on a great many number of
topics, not just the law. You can't cross-examine an expert witness if you don't
know what he's talking about.)
* My Guarantee. (If you are not satisfied, for any reason, I will rewrite the project,
as many times as it takes to make you happy.)
Before I go any further, I should also mention that I worked as a freelance copywriter a while back, mostly part-time for about three years. I wrote web content, blog articles, and I did do some sales letters and landing pages. I spent a lot of time learning the trade of internet and inbound marketing by reading on the web. However, in the end I never felt totally competent in what I was doing. My life shifted back to practicing law.
When you practice law and you want to practice in a new area of law, you must first study (read books)in that area to ensure your complete competence before you take on clients. In addition, you would get copies of the public court files of the leading attorneys in that area of law and study them and use them as samples for your work.
I left the practice of law about a year ago now. Since then, I have been studying the areas of sales and copywriting. I have read many great books by great copywriters and sales gurus. I have taken actual paid copywriting courses as well.
Plus, I have files full of samples in every industry of sales letters and landing pages written by the best copywriters in the industry. I use this "swipe" file in every project I do. It helps me to write awesome sales copy. Isn't funny how learning to be a great copywriter is the same as learning to practice in a new area of law?
Now I am confident I can expertly serve all of your sales writing needs.
What does all of this mean?
You got it.
You get the value of all the experience of those great copywriters that I have samples from in my files at the low rates of a new, inexperienced copywriter.
You like what you are reading and you need some amazing sales writing that doesn't break the bank?
Here's what I want you to do next:
First, you need to message me by clicking on the green "Hire Me" button on the top right corner of the page.
There is no obligation. We are just going to chat about your project and what I can do for you. If we seem to be a good fit, we will agree on the terms of the project.
P.S. - By the way, I write most other types of projects as well, including website content and blog articles. You are about to hire a great copywriter so hit the green "Hire Me" button and we will be on our way.
Young, hardworking and professional individual with over 2 years of experience in filming, editing and producing high-quality video content for both independent clients and companies. On top of this, I manage all video content for large companies here in my local town. An Instagram account with 2,000+ followers generating over 10,000 views/likes per month, and a Video Production company providing film and promotional services to the public. I am very easy to work with, excited and charismatic individual with experience working with deadlines so my turnaround is quick.
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My name is Mariah, I am a Marketing and Design Consultant. I have a degree in Marketing and Entrepreneurship that drives my passion to help businesses grow through marketing, brand development, and design. My style is clean, simple, and refreshing. I have designed everything from business cards to product labels and enjoy working closely with my clients to get exactly what they are looking for. It is important to me that any business, product, or person I work with is perfectly illustrated to the world through the items I create for them. Other areas of strength for me are brand development, social media management and marketing, event promotion and business consulting.
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I hold a Bachelors of Science in Psychology with a minor in Theater Education. I have been published in small poetry books and I am a creative writer for hobby. I am an avid reader and love the imagination in work. I am experienced in play writing, short story, novel, poetry and artistic monologue.
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Editing videos and creating something that is unique is what I love to do.
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I have done B2B marketing and selling products. I have also done B2C marketing and selling services. I learned through my experience that selling is all about relationships and being able to target those costumers who can relate to the products and/or services you offer. I have a passion for helping people find the products, or services, they are looking for. Whether it be for a solution or satisfactory. I love marketing and connecting with other individuals to bring value into their lives.
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Enthusiastic self-starter with strong background in performing clerical and secretarial tasks using exceptional communication and customer service acumen. Proven academic and professional achiever who possesses unique computer skills required to assist the executives and organization to achieve its mission.
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