I am starting a dog informational website encompassing the behavioral problems associated with owning a canine and possible solutions that are proven to combat these problems. For now, I need 5 articles each covering a unique topic: Aggression, Barking, Destructive Chewing, Food Guarding, Mouthing Nipping/ Biting other Dogs. Articles must include keywords and be of 1000 word minimum length. Looking for a humorous and witty writer who doesn't simply provide valuable information but also makes the article entertaining. Lastly, upon successful execution of the articles, I look forward to providing many more writing opportunities and ultimately working together in cohesion.