Need a quick funny rap (just a few lines, nothing long) to the beat of Drake, that describes my experience/story getting pranked by my friends below:
I finish a long meeting and my friend Hannah approaches me and says “Hey, do you have a few minutes? Some school reporters have questions about military veterans at school, and I thought you would be the best person to answer since you are a veteran. Meet me in room 519.”
So I walk into room 519 and I see a panel of three people. Talia (girl) and Kalu (guy) who introduce themselves as being school reporters of our school paper, The Spectator. Hannah is present as well.
As soon as I walk in, I joke with them that it feels like a panel interview for a job. They ask me to wait for another person. As soon as the other person walks in, I notice that it is Christian, my teammate in my Latin dancing team.
Thereafter, the reporters begin asking accusatory questions about me funneling school money to Christian in the Latin Dance team, by pretending that it was going towards good causes in support of our veterans on campus. We go back and forth and I continue to deny the charges. I go from happy and smiling, to shocked and surprised, to finally a little bit frustrated and upset.
Finally, they hand me an envelope with the written charges, and when I open it, it reads that it was all a prank—that Talia and Kalu were not school reporters, and Hannah and Christian knew about this all along.