$5 dollars for someone to configure my design on Wordpress.
$5 to make it a ten page website and install it on my domain.
$5 to configure vBulletin on the site.
$5 to configure a wiki (an independent wiki with no strings attached like their own advertisements).
If you can do design I also want language links that look like oriental carpets with welcome in various languages.
$5 to work on the logo.