I would like to someone who can:
(a) Leverage browser caching for images on my website. Images are currently hosted on a sub domain and so I just need someone who can specify a HTTP header and set the cache date to 1 year.
(b) The website has lots and lots of images which need to be optimized, and it also has the option for people to upload images to their account. All images currently on the site need to be losslessly optimized and all future images uploaded to the site need to losslessly optimized.
(c) Someone who can write the word cheese in their application so that I know they read this.
Please apply by telling me how you will accomplish task (b) above - for example, using jpegtran or jpegoptim - and give me your Skype or Google Talk ID.