Copywriter, Conversion Expert
Last active: 2 days ago
Did you hear the story about the advertisement that no one read, yet it still pulled millions of dollars in revenue?
No, me neither.
Because no matter how many hours you spend on marketing materials, if no one reads them you've simply wasted your time. But I'll let you in on the secret to supercharging the response rate of your marketing efforts:
Really. Good. Copy.
The thing is, no one reads ads. People read only what they find interesting. Sometimes, it's an ad. But if you want to capitalize on that "sometimes", you need a writer who understands what make good copy so… good.
That's what I do. I'm not just a copywriter, I'm your on-call, conversion-chasing, always-testing, human-shaped marketing MACHINE! I spend (almost) all my time studying, writing, and testing copy to make sure it will bring you the response you're after.
But how can you be sure I'm the writer for you? Well, consider my answers to the three most important questions you can ask yourself when hiring a copywriter on Upwork:
1. Am I going to have to re-write every gosh-darn word of what I end up paying for?
2. Will this fellow deliver within the timeframe?
3. Can this person write copy that leads to immediate action? Action that I define and have a need for?
The answers to your questions—in my case—are:
How can I be so sure?
First of all, English is my mother tongue. But there are lots of native speakers in the world, right?
What sets me apart is my dedication to this language. I'm a grammar fiend, a stickler for spelling, and a chronic bookworm.
Second, I'm a firm believer in the following:
"Early is on-time, on-time is late, and late is unacceptable."
Basically, I'm the weird guy that shows up to the party 5 minutes early. It's a condition, I need help.
But lucky for you, this means I live by your deadlines and treat them with the utmost respect.
Third… Consider this case study:
This copy you're reading RIGHT NOW with YOUR OWN EYES is well below-the-fold.
You've had to scroll down A SIGNIFICANT DISTANCE to get to this point. Your index finger is probably tired by now…
…And all the result of a piece of compelling copy.
Now, I understand the difference between encouraging someone to read my Upwork profile, and order ten widgets in guacamole green is astronomical.
But you do see the underlying principles, don't you? That a few words, chosen carefully, can compel a reader to take action?
Aren't you at least a little convinced I have what it takes?
Let's start talking right now and allow me to convince you fully. Contact me today and let's get to work.
All the best,
PS. You may find it easier to describe project details through a phone conversation. If you'd like to get in touch via Skype, I'd be happy to do so.