Creative Content Writer
Thanks for visiting my profile page...no, wait, please keep reading. You may decide I'm a bit too eccentric for your taste, and that's OK, but I'll at least pique your curiosity. To be completely honest, I'm weary of writing the same vapid, bromidic, and colorless copy, articles, and blog posts so many clients request from me (no offense intended to you personally). I understand...that type of writing pays the bills, is the opiate of the masses (sorry Mr. Marx) and it's what you, and they, expect. I, on the other hand, deliver the unexpected. Intrigued? Then read on potential client, read on.
Yes, I am cognizant of the fact that this overview is all about what I can do for you. Well, for you, I'll do more than just write creatively. Whether you need me to write sarcastically or satirically, allegorically or metaphorically, sardonically or ironically, I deliver...period. Just inform me of your needs and I'll do my utmost to give you exactly what you desire. However, be warned. I tend to push boundaries and write with copious amounts of cunning, verve and finesse. Mirth is my muse, the mundane...my bane.
I am certainly still more than willing to write web content, to include copy, or blog posts, or whatever you require. Just be prepared to receive writing that is humorous, peculiar, unconventional and maybe even a bit deviant in return. If that's what you've been searching for, then, by all means, get in touch. If not, then please move on, there's nothing to see here.
By the way, that's me on the left in my profile pic.