I am intelligent, well-educated and artistically talented, versatile and
flexible with a good sense of humour and an unstoppable determination to do a good job (even, say, when the computer crashes). I've done jobs ranging from egg-gathering on a chicken farm to teaching philosophy in universities. I've received numerous achievement awards, from the English Book Award upon graduation from highschool, to the Dean's Medal upon graduation with my B.A., and numerous scholarships and grants since then.
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