I hate business speak.
You know business speak. It's the impenetrable wall of text written for computer algorithms instead of humans that businesses proudly display on their websites thinking it makes them look smart.
It’s the equivalent of meeting someone and asking her what she does for a living but instead of hearing “I’m a firefighter,” you hear:
“I leverage flame suppression technology to facilitate the diminishing of the potential for negative outcomes such as being turned into charcoal and smoke on a wide variety of struct