I have over 20 novels published and literally have sold thousands of gags. My debut novel The Plutonium Blonde (Daw) was named the funniest SF novel of 2001 by the chronicle of Science Fiction. I have written for Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron comic strips and comics. I write two syndicate comics for Universal Press and I also write Simpson comics for Bongo. I have also written dialog and story for dozens video games and apps. I may cost a little more but you get what you pay for.