You will get 1000 SEO-friendly words in 24hrs, faster than a caffeinated squirrel!
You will get 1000 SEO-friendly words in 24hrs, faster than a caffeinated squirrel!
Project details
Outshining the competition with wit and charm, I deliver enticing, hilarious, yet extremely professional content in record time – just 1 day! Best part? All this quality for mere pennies on the dollar. Laugh, learn, and impress with my unbeatable offer.
Topic
Lifestyle, Travel & Hospitality, Marketing, Fitness, GeneralLanguage
EnglishTone
Conversational, HumorousArticle Type
Long-Form Article, Instructional/How-To, First-Person NarrativeWhat's included
| Service Tiers |
Starter
$7
|
Standard
$10
|
Advanced
$15
|
|---|---|---|---|
| Delivery Time | 1 day | 1 day | 1 day |
Number of Revisions | 2 | 3 | 0 |
Number of Words | 500 | 1000 | 2000 |
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References & Citations | |||
Data Chart | - | - | - |
About Joy
Professional Writer
Oakville, Canada - 9:07 pm local time
Looking for someone to spin your ideas into witty and persuasive words? Need snazzy SEO-friendly content that sells like hotcakes? Or perhaps you require assistance with your resume or, dare I say, your Tinder profile? Well, you've just hit the jackpot!
Allow me to regale you with the tale of this enigmatic linguistic artisan. Upon graduating from the University of Windsor with a Bachelor of Arts (Honors) degree in English Literature and Creative Writing, I leaped into a thrilling adventure teaching ESL (English as a Second Language) at Woosong Language Institute in Daejeon, South Korea. Helping local and non-native English speakers polish their conversational skills was as exhilarating as my late-night karaoke sessions (where I may or may not have been crowned the King of K-Pop). After two years of linguistic escapades, I bid adieu to South Korea and returned to the land of maple syrup, joining the fantastic team at Peninsula Group Limited, where, I either channeled my inner workaholic or simply stumbled upon a four-leaf clover! Lo and behold, I climbed the ranks (or perhaps rode the luckiest of escalators) to reach my current, illustrious position.
And so, in a burst of inspiration and a flash of brilliance, I made the fateful decision to spread my wings and bring my word-wrangling talents to the Upwork community, moonlighting as a part-time content-writing superhero! Why, you ask? Because there's no greater thrill than swooping in to rescue clients from the clutches of dull content and breathing life into their projects with a hearty dose of linguistic hilarity!
I'm at your service for any of the following:
- Concocting informative articles with a twist
- Devising marketing content that sells (and tickles your funny bone)
- Producing SEO-savvy material
- Crafting engaging blog posts with a dash of humor
- Reviewing products like a witty critic
- Developing eye-catching cover letters or resumes
- Rewriting content to add some spice
- Editing and proofreading (with a chuckle or two)
- And any other creative content your heart desires!
My ultimate mission? To be your personal word-wizard, diving deep into the realm of your needs and not only meeting, but spellbindingly exceeding your expectations—all while keeping things as light and entertaining as a stand-up comedy night at your favorite local pub. Cheers to that!
** SPECIAL OFFER ** As the new kid on the Upwork block, I'm offering my services at wallet-friendly rates for a limited time. Don't forget to check out my portfolio below to get a taste of my style and the quality of my work.
Got a burning question, a puzzling conundrum, or simply need a hand with a project that's right up my alley? Fear not, for I am but a message away! Send up the metaphorical bat signal, and I'll swoop in to save the day—with a hearty dose of humor, of course!
Steps for completing your project
After purchasing the project, send requirements so Joy can start the project.
Delivery time starts when Joy receives requirements from you.
Joy works on your project following the steps below.
Revisions may occur after the delivery date.
Order's cookin'!
Be back in under 24 hours, delivering content so top-notch it'll tickle your brain! Sit tight, prepare for chuckles, and await the grand reveal. Catch you on the funny side!