Make a quick AI song to familiar tune

I have lyrics (below), but need AI singer and music to the tune of Kung Fu Fighting. The playing song into a private YouTube video which has lyrics overlaid and background kung fu fighters. This audio will not be shared publicly. Just for small family dinner. Fair use. Promise to be quick and pay fast. Thanks! LinkedIn Fighting (to the tune of “Kung Fu Fighting”)Verse 1 Everybody was LinkedIn fighting, Those threads were oh-so-frightening.  With smack talk fast as lightning, But rarely enlightening. Chorus Everybody was LinkedIn fighting, That spam was so exciting. Everyone was always writing, No one time for legal citing.Bridge One AI said, “We’re number one!” The other said, “Your math’s all done!” Emoji claps and victory laps, Followed by a hundred graphs. The doctors watched with mild dismay: “Can we get back to work today?” Final Chorus Everybody was LinkedIn fighting, Algorithms were igniting. Hours vanished while they’re sparring, Monday morning, Tuesday morning… Everybody was LinkedIn fighting, Thought the comments were uniting. In the end the only winner Was the LinkedIn engagement spinner!