Virtual Assistant Needed to Perform Several Repetitive Tasks (and Research)

I am looking for a virtual assistant/general research assistant who can perform several administrative tasks repeatedly for a few months. These tasks include any of the following: - Seeking information and creating excel spreadsheets. - Updating new files - Adding to database of research Tasks may become boring, but are needed and you will always be paid. Tasks are usually $7 per task. This is not an hourly job. If this sounds like you, please reply! Please provide the name of the American author who wrote "The Hamlet," and "As I Lay Dying" before you even say "Hi." Please do NOT embed your answer in a sentence. Failure to do these two things will lead to automatic disqualification because there are just so many applicants normally to read through that the overall project would never get done otherwise. Afterwards, you can supply 2-3 sentences more about yourself and anything you think we should know. It must be emphasized that I am only looking for people who are capable of performing dull repetitive tasks over and over again for consistent cash. Someone with a great level of assertiveness and initiative. If this is you, please apply. One final note: If you do not answer the screening questions in this job portal, your application will not be considered. Thank you so much for your interest in this classified and looking forward to learning more about you!