Seeking an Experienced Capital Raiser

I am seeking an experienced CAPITAL RAISER to raise $35,000 USD debt loan or equity investment for my real estate project from private individuals, angel investors, venture capitalists, private lenders or private investors who offer LOANS or EQUITY INVESTMENT with no good credit, no income, no collateral, and no equity. I am offering a return of 150% in 6 months or less, a personal or corporate guarantee and pay 10% success fee to you. The ideal candidate will know private individuals, angel investors, venture capitalists, private lenders or private investors and has established a relationships with them and the ability to raise capital from them. Your relationship and capital raising expertise will raise the $35,000 USD capital that we need as soon as possible. Please reply and let me know your expected pay. Thank you. John