Short-form maker for a founder-led astrology brand (130k) + app launch - MAKERS ONLY

I've run an astrology brand for ten years (130,000 followers, founder-led) and I'm launching an app built around real self-understanding, not daily horoscopes. I have marketing experience myself, so let me be clear about what I don't need: strategy decks, content calendars, growth tactics, or a proposal restating what any AI could already tell me. I can write all of that. What I can't clone is taste. I'm looking for a MAKER. Someone whose own feed makes me laugh or makes me feel caught out. Someone who could turn a Venus–Saturn placement into a carousel a stranger screenshots and sends to the person they're overthinking. The brand runs on depth: clients call my readings "a year of therapy in an hour", and I want that depth sharp, funny, and a little uncomfortable. What this is not: sign-stereotype humor ("Virgos during the holidays"), monthly love horoscopes, trend-chasing, or anything that would read identically for any other brand. If your application could've been sent to a hundred clients, I'll feel it. The work: reviving the account after a deliberate pause, then carrying the app launch. Because the brand has a face, this is closer to writing and producing for a performer than posting into a void. Reels, carousels, the occasional piece of guerrilla mischief. I'll be in it with you. How to apply — don't send a pitch, don't send me an obviously AI-generated DM, send a thing: Link the single funniest or most "seen" thing you've ever made — ideally something with your fingerprints on it — and tell me in two sentences why it worked. Optional, to stand out: make one post for any placement you know cold: a reel script, a carousel, a caption. Don't explain it. Just make it land. No deck. If you're the right person, this is twenty minutes and you'll enjoy it. Experience level matters less to me than instinct. You might have ten years, or you might be early with an unfair amount of talent. Send the work either way. I also do not care about metrics, such as: I helped X go from 1000 followers to 10,000. Even if you never grew an account, if I see instinct in content creation, I can stand behind it. I'd rather hire one person who makes me feel something than ten who can describe what feeling something would look like.