Get 2X-5X more investor meetings 🦄 $𝟱𝗕+ 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗩𝗖𝘀: 𝗮𝟭𝟲𝘇, 𝗦𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗼𝗶𝗮, 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿, 𝗟𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱, 𝗦𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗸 + 𝗞𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗹𝗮 🏆 14+ years capital markets experience 🥇 #1 on Upwork worldwide
🌟 The founders I work with are pitching at the high-stakes table. I help them crush it:
● "SoftBank is leading the round - $70M on 725 pre-money"
● “Sequoia wants to lead the round”
● “On our first Series A pitch, we got a verbal offer from Andreessen Horowitz”
● "Someone from the audience at the JP Morgan event stood up and told us BEST PITCH EVER"
Founders that work with me are at LEAST 2Xing their raises.
⚡︎I cannot help everybody, but we may be a great fit if you are thinking:
● "There's millions on the line and I want the BEST"
● "Our story has changed since last round!"
● "I know how to run my business, but maybe I'm too close to it"
● "I'm NOT a pitch expert, and I don't have time to mess around with powerpoint!"
● "The last pitch we did was embarrassing - I don't want that EVER again"
● "I need a full pitch package that I KNOW 100% will tell our company’s story RIGHT"
We focus on Series A - D rounds ($2M minimum if Late Seed)
🦄 Past clients include:
Eterneva
Place Technology
PATH water
SVES
40+ Venture Capital / Private Equity / Hedge Funds
Working with me, you will
★ Stop struggling with powerpoint - we handle the Pitch Story, Investor Strategy, Verbal Talk Track, Market Research, Design & Pitch Strategy
★ Put your best foot forward for your one shot with that Tier 1 investor
★ Anticipate investor objections and pre-handle them
★ Receive turnkey, investor-grade, futureproofed documents that raise capital
★ Captivate investors with the elite pitch strategies that $1B+ founders use in their raises
★ Work with an experienced full-stack team that regularly wins business over Goldman Sachs
...and even save money by taking my high-quality work and reusing it in your sales decks
My clients have a LOT to say about me:
✅ 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑬𝒗𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 - 100% 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒗𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕! -Shark Tank Winner with multiple VC backing, raised $10M in 3 weeks
✅ 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒖𝒏𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒂 $30𝑴 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒍 & 𝑰𝑷𝑶 -Lead investor of Consumer business
✅ 𝑶𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒚… 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒐𝒏 𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑽𝑪𝒔 𝒘𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑰𝑻... -Biotech CEO with $500M raised + 4 exits + 1 IPO
✅ 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑬𝒗𝒂𝒏’𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 -Founder who raised $10M in 8 weeks
Not every business is my client, though. Some signs we might not be a good fit include:
✗ The company is struggling to pay salaries - can’t do that in good conscience
✗ ”Respect for others” is not a core value - we love working with awesome people we respect
I've pitched 100s of investors and successfully raised for my own Consumer Products business. I’ve also been an investor, advisor and director – and now I run our inhouse VC - so I’ve got a 360 view from every seat at the boardroom table. I know what it takes to generate investor documents that you feel confident pitching and investors feel safe investing in.
🔢 My stats:
● #1 globally on Upwork in Pitch Decks... and the entire Finance category
● $5B+ raised: SAFE, equity, convertible, debt, bridge, mezz
● Clients raised $15M / week in 2022 on avg + 3 IPOs
● Over 2,000 Pitch Decks + Business Plans built
● Over 1K financial forecasts built from scratch
● Featured in Forbes, TechCrunch, INC, Business Insider + more
🦄 About my company Unicorn Capital:
INTEGRITY IN EXCELLENCE above all things: Excellent work, on time, every time. We only take on projects we are certain we can knock out of the park.
Our time is LIMITED: We work fast, but we have 40% Repeat Clients + 40% Referral + over 10 Upwork project invites DAILY + 5+ from Paid Ads + other inbound. We have to choose new clients carefully. We have a waitlist. (This is not a sales tactic. It is reality.)
What we look for in a new client:
● Open mind, relaxed attitude
● Values integrity & relationships
● Focused on improving, lets their actions speak louder than words
● Knows our minimum scope, and wants the BEST
🇺🇸 Discount for US military veterans, active service military, first responders and founders w/full-sleeve tattoos
Sound like a fit? Next steps:
📺 Watch the videos on my Upwork profile and in my work examples
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💬 Write me a personalized note including why you think we’re a good fit to work together
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