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Joseph C. Status: Offline
Toronto, Canada
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Direct Response Copywriter

You should NOT hire me 🚨 Seriously. Alright... You look a bit confused so let me explain. There's only one reason why you're on my profile right now. You're looking for a copywriter for whatever project you're working on. You thought Upwork was the place to find one, so here you are. Except... You didn't realize it would be THIS hard. There's tens of thousands of so-called copywriters on this platform, all repeating the same thing: “I write words that sell.” “Helping businesses grow with compelling, engaging copy.” “Conversion-focused copy that connects with your audience.” But in the end, you've got no damn clue who to actually hire... who to trust with your business. So I'll be the first one to tell you very honestly that you should NOT hire me. Here's why: ❌ I don't work with everyone. If I don't believe in whatever you're selling, I won't work with you ❌ I'm absolutely NOT cheap. 9 out of 10 clients on Upwork cannot afford to hire me. This isn't some cool psychology trick either... I'm just being honest with you. I don't do $50 or $100 cutesy little projects. ❌ I only work with clients in the U.S., Canada, and a select few countries in Europe. If that’s not you, we’re not a fit. If any of the above 3 apply to you, please stop reading right here because I guarantee we're not a good fit. Go on... Still here? Cool... So Now the obvious question is, who exactly do I work with? At least one (but preferably two) of these should apply to you. The first one is a non-negotiable: ✅ You're NOT frugal, cheap, or petrified of spending good money on good talent. ✅ You sell a digital product, online course, or run a coaching business ✅ You’ve got an email list with at least few hundred subscribers and actually want to monetize it ✅ You want someone who understands copy, email marketing, AND how to sell At this point, you're probably thinking, "Who the **** does this self-aggrandizing pseudo Don Draper think he is?" Great question. My name is Joseph and I'm one of the top direct response copywriters in the world when it comes to the info-product and coaching niche. My clients include: 👉 Patrick Bet-David 👉 Brad Lea 👉 Andy Elliott 👉 Joi Marshall 👉 LightSpeed VT (world's #1 course creation platform) 👉 Course Incubator ...and a few others I can't legally name (thanks NDAs). Here's what I can do for you (If I decide we're a good fit for each other): 🔥 Landing Pages That Sell. No fluff. No “welcome to our website” garbage. Just clean, persuasive copy that moves visitors from curious to converted. Fast. 🔥 Ad Copy That Stops Scrolls on Facebook, Instagram, whatever. I’ll craft ad copy that hooks attention in the first line, builds intrigue, and drives the click. Plus, I’ll give you creative ideas that actually make sense for your offer. 🔥 Emails That Print Money. This is where I shine. Daily story-based sales emails, onboarding sequences, abandoned cart flows, launch emails, newsletters… With my emails, you'll live in your prospects' inbox. 🔥 List Monetization Strategies that made $10M for my clients. Got a dead email list? I’ll wake it up. Got no list? I’ll help you build one. I help you turn your email list into one of your most profitable assets. Look, I’m not just another 'writer' who strings together fancy words and hopes for the best. I write to make sales. I mean, isn't that what you want?! If you're sick and tired of 572,941 generic, boring, and terrifyingly repetitive copywriters you've come across... And if you have that tingling gut feeling after reading this... message me and I'll see if we can work together.
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