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Thelonious S.
Berkeley, United States
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Job Success
Top Rated
Direct Response Copywriter For Coaches & Course Creators
$75.00/hr
"AMAZING! Amazing! Couldn't recommend Theo enough. Great copywriter! Has helped increase revenue for my client's business which is amazing to see”
"Theo is a wizard. Top talent. Best way to describe him: he "gets it". I wanted him to take my video sales letter (VSL) script to the next level. I was hesitant this could even be done because it was decent to start. But in the end he did exactly that and more. Finally, he had a whole bunch of one-off suggestions here and there about how to improve my marketing in general. It shows he's really invested in it and thinking deeply about your concerns.”
I was sick of getting screamed at. And I was sick of having the cops called on me. So I got into copywriting.
Back in 2018, I was a door to door salesman. I would walk around some suburban neighborhood under the hot New Jersey sun, knocking on everybody’s door.
As you can imagine, being a door to door salesman isn’t an easy job. People slammed doors in my face. They yelled at me. And yes, a few of them even called the cops on me.
But I’m glad I did it, because the experience taught me A LOT about human psychology.
When you spend 10 hours a day talking to people, you start to see how the wheels in their head spin.
You understand how they make buying decisions.
These days, I still use what I learned under the hot New Jersey sun…
Except instead of selling pest control to homeowners, I sell coaching and courses to people on the internet.
If you’ve made it to my page, you’re probably a coach or a course creator trying to make more sales. You have to decide who to hire — or if you’re gonna hire someone at all.
The problem is, every profile just looks so similar — and you’re not sure who to pick.
If that sounds like you, then it’s nice to meet you. I’m Thelonious (call me Theo), and I may be the guy you’re looking for.
I’ve been writing copy for almost 5 years now. I used to work on whatever projects came my way. Now I work almost exclusively with coaches and course creators.
Here are some projects I’ve worked on recently:
-I wrote emails for vending machine business coach Johnny Lee that made him $24,500 in a month.
-I doubled Marquel Russell’s email click-through rates.
-I wrote a Facebook ad for Steve Raiken that converted at 8%. (The average Facebook ad converts at around 1%.)
-I wrote emails and sales pages to sell out 2 novel-writing coaching programs for Ben Wolverton.
-I wrote 2 sales pages for NPTE coach Kyle Rice that converted at 8% and 13%.
-I wrote emails for 2 of Kyle Rice’s course launches. Both launches hit 6 figures, and one of them brought in $316,000.
-I could go on.
“Theo outperformed all our controls with ease. Highly recommended."
"Theo was easy to work with and did extensive research on our industry so I didn't have to explain that much! We already got 3 email sales conversions in the first week of pushing our email funnel live! Thank you!"
If you’re still reading my profile, then you probably think I might be your guy.
If so, the next step is to meet me. If you tell me about your business and whatever you’re looking to hire someone for, I’d be happy to give you some free advice.
Just scroll up to the top of this page, click the little button with the 3 dots, hit “send message”, and then tell me what’s on your mind.
(Or, if you're reading my profile because I applied to YOUR job, just send a reply to my proposal.)
After you get in touch, we can chat about your project. I’ll give you a few pointers for free, and you can use them whether you hire me or not.
I can’t wait to meet you!
-Theo
Work history
Work history
Copywriter - Advertorial and Sales Page - We are no 1 Tactical Pen Makers
Jul 25, 2024
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Sep 26, 2024
5.00
"Theo was an amazing collaborator and wrote sales copy that perform very well. Still the control to beat. Highly recommend him."
Private earnings
Scriptwriter for DTC Brand
Jun 6, 2024
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Jul 29, 2024
5.00
"It was a second project, so pretty good experience!"
Private earnings
"Direct Sales Copywriter Wanted: Chess Enthusiast with an Awesome Personality – Come and Join Us!"
Jul 12, 2024
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Jul 25, 2024
No feedback given
Private earnings
3 emails for free community trial onboarding
Jun 25, 2024
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Jul 2, 2024
4.80
Private earnings
copy writer
Jun 4, 2024
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Jun 19, 2024
5.00
"Theo is very fast and smart. Easy to use with.
Highly recommended ✅"
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VSL Copywriter for multiple brands - long term
5.00
of 1 reviews
Jan 19, 2023
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Jun 4, 2024
Jun 17, 2023
5.00 "Theo is a super talented copywriter that will work hard to give you high-converting copy. Stop looking for a copywriter right now and just go with Thelonious!" Private earnings
Luxx - Direct response copywriter
Apr 10, 2023
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Jun 4, 2024
5.00
"Theo was a pleasure to work with and as a copywriter was able to write great ads for us in a variety of formats, all with unique sales angles. Highly…
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Email Copywriter for Sales Campaign & Welcome Sequence
Jan 8, 2024
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Jun 4, 2024
No feedback given
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Three Hour Copywriting Exercise
Nov 6, 2023
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Jun 4, 2024
No feedback given
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Listicle Copywriting
Feb 5, 2024
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Jun 4, 2024
No feedback given
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Sales Copywriter
Jan 3, 2025
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Present
Job in progress
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Klaviyo expert required for various tasks
Dec 2, 2024
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Present
Job in progress
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Camera Roll Landing Page
Nov 1, 2024
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Job in progress
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Consultation
Aug 14, 2024
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Job in progress
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Email Copywriter
Jul 27, 2024
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Present
Job in progress
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Email Welcome Flow - 5 Emails
Jul 18, 2024
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Present
Job in progress
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Wordpress Blog and Email Marketing Conversion Copywriter for a Coaching and Consulting Business
Jun 24, 2024
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Job in progress
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Skills
Skills
- Email Copywriting
- Sales Copywriting
- Website Copywriting
- Persuasive Writing
- Sales Funnel Copywriting
- Brochure