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Licensed to practice law in California (Bar #191925) and DC (Bar #461320). Former litigator. Currently represent and advise individuals, businesses and non-profits on a wide variety of matters: • Intellectual property and entertainment law: advise writers, artists, filmmakers and media content producers on clearance, rights and fair use issues; represent producers in disputes over copyright ownership and infringement; • Legal malpractice and professional misconduct; • Employment and HR; wage & hour, prevailing wage matters; • Commercial leases and landlord-tenant matters; • Contract negotiation and drafting; • Resolving disputes with vendors and other businesses; • Advise clients on legal and business matters concerning social media, transmission of communications via digital media, misappropriation of digital content, disclaimers and privacy; • Trademark law: Registration of trade and service marks; advise clients regarding the protectability of their marks. Writing experience: Expert writer with JD and MBA degrees. More than two decades of writing and editing experience. Able to turn technical jargon into language that is easily comprehensible to the general public.

I’m a WGA comedy writer, stand-up comic, and content creator with a background that spans network television, branded campaigns, and top digital media platforms. I’ve written for Saturday Night Live, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, A Black Lady Sketch Show, and A Little Late with Lilly Singh. As well as digital giants like E! News, BuzzFeed, and Bustle. Most recently, I wrote a national commercial and digital series for Major League Soccer starring Issa Rae, blending comedy, cultural storytelling, and branded strategy. Whether I’m writing for the stage, screen, or social, I know how to craft content that connects. I specialize in: • Comedy writing & punch-ups for scripts, pilots, sketches, and shorts • Branded content & commercial scripting (TV, YouTube, IG, TikTok) • Social video scripting (BuzzFeed-style listicles, voiceovers, influencer content) • Clever, on-brand copywriting for Gen Z/millennial-focused brands • Pitch decks, loglines & creative development With experience inside writers’ rooms and media startups, I know how to write fast, funny, and with purpose all while keeping voice, audience, and platform top of mind. Let’s turn your idea into something people actually want to watch, read and share!

𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗵𝗮𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘀—𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘁 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 '𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧' 𝗷𝗼𝗯 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗨𝗽𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸! ────୨ৎ────────୨ৎ────────୨ৎ────────୨ৎ────────୨ৎ────────୨ৎ─── 𝖠𝗁, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗀𝖾-𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇: "𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶?" 𝖠𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 10 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗂𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝖨'𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 '𝗈𝗇𝖾' 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎. 😁 ✅ 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝑬𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒆: With nearly 7 years of experience, I pride myself on crafting impactful writing and conducting deep research, ensuring quality in EVERY word! ✅ 𝑸𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑻𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅: Efficient and effective, I can deliver a 500-word article in less than a day and produce 4000+ words weekly for long-term projects. ✅ 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒀𝒐𝒖: Every piece is crafted with your needs in mind, researched thoroughly, and SEO-optimized to drive MASSIVE traffic to your website. ✅ 𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆-𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅: I go over everything with a fine-tooth comb to ensure it's structurally sound and error-free. Grammar mistakes? Not on my watch! ✅ 𝑺𝒑𝒐𝒕-𝑶𝒏 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕: I make sure every article hits the mark, perfectly matching search intent so your readers leave happy—no letdowns here! ✅ 𝑺𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑬𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕: My use of the "snowball effect" keeps readers rolling through your article, hungry for more by the time they reach the end. ✅ 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑰𝒔 𝑻𝒐𝒑 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚: Your feedback is invaluable, and I'm happy to make revisions until you're COMPLETELY satisfied! ✅ 𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆: Not only do I excel at a professional level, but I'm also super friendly and easy to talk to, ensuring communication is always a breeze! ✅ 𝑰 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑷𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒌𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆: From day one, I'll bring a unique combination of expertise and a positive attitude that'll mesh perfectly with your team. ✅ 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑺𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑰𝒔 𝑴𝒀 𝑺𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔: Choosing to work with me means you value my abilities and trust in our partnership. Rest assured, I'm just as invested in your success as you are! 𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲? 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗮 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱!

If you're looking to draw in an audience with comedy or have your content really pop, look no further! I'm a trained comedy writer with over a decade of professional experience. I've written Funny Or Die originals, worked in house as a video writer at College Humor, The Disney Channel and Conde Nast, programmed content for a top YouTube channel (The Fine Brothers) and have written humor articles for The New Yorker and McSweeney's. I've also run a production company that focused on branded and commercial work. I consulted on the original Dollar Shave Club video that propelled the company from start-up to billion dollar valuation. As well as being Top-Rated, I have an Expert-Vetted badge -- awarded to the top 1% on the platform. I take my job seriously, work fast, and dedicate my full energy to making sure the best and funniest material is on the page.

Hi there! I'm Hamza and I've been working as a YouTube script writer since 2021. In that time, I've helped several clients generate MILLIONS of views, and I believe I can do the same for you! Niches I’ve Worked On: - Cartoon Recaps (South Park, Family Guy, The Amazing World of Gumball, Regular Show The Simpsons, Gravity Falls) - Diddy Trial - Long form fictional story writing - Discovery niche, Space Documentary, Old Hollywood - Body Cam, Courtroom Cases, Crime/True Crime, Natural Disasters, Scary Stories - Automotive, Business & Economy, Health & Fitness - Celebrity News, Biographies, Luxury, Lifestyle, YouTuber Drama - History, Wildlife, Top 5/Top 10, Listicles, AI, Science, Technology, Crypto & NFTs - Car crashes, Bad drivers, Instant karma moments, Animal attacks (clips research and scriptwritng) - Sports (Football, MMA, NBA, WWE, Formula One, NHL, MLB, NFL, Golf, Tennis, Gymnastics, Track and Feild) - Reality TV Episodes Commentary (Pawn Stars, Hardcore Pawn, My 600 Pound Life, Paternity Court, Forged in Fire) . . . . . . . KEYWORDS: YouTube, YouTube SEO, Scriptwriting, Scriptwriter, YouTube Scriptwriter, YouTube Automation, YouTube Subscribers, YouTube Channel, YouTube Monetization, Faceless Channel, YouTube Marketing, YouTube Development, YouTube Views, YouTube Ads, YouTube Script Writer, YouTube Script, YouTube Strategy, YouTube Content Strategy, YouTube channel, Writer, Creative Writer, Content Writer, Documentary writer.

Greetings, friends. Thank you for dropping by. Writing is my passion. It has been since I was old enough to put pen to paper. I would spend hours visualizing characters and plots, and even more writing about their victories, woes, and passions. Paranormal romance is my field of expertise, and I've ghostwritten about 120+ novellas in that genre, and have experience in the genres of science fiction, fantasy, poly/more-than-two, and LGBT (heavy emphasis on the T) romance. My main projects include ghostwriting novels and proofreading content. I typically charge per word for ghostwriting projects with additional fees for outlines and revisions. I write character descriptions, plot outlines, and other various pieces of information prior to writing the novel unless the client provides it. None of my work is generated by AI, and I refuse to work on projects that use AI. No exceptions! I am dedicated to providing unique work on time with little to no need for revisions. However, I do recognize my own human limitations. I will make mistakes -- and so will you! I'm more than happy to make revisions and work with you during every process step. As a disabled person, I will inevitably be delayed by pain flares and will always make you aware of when this happens. I am highly communicative and amiable, so a client will never be uninformed during the writing process. If my profile interests you, please shoot me a message starting with the phrase, "Frankenstein was misunderstood."