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Some brands need a Creative Strategist. Some need a Direct Response Copywriter. Most scaling DTC brands need someone who understands both and knows when to switch. I work both ways. If you have a strategist, I write the copy. If you have a copywriter, I handle the angles, research, and briefs. If you need someone to own the full creative engine, I do that too. I specialize in cold traffic for DTC ecommerce. That means VOC research, competitor analysis, avatar mapping, angle development, and briefs your editors can execute without hand-holding, and the copy itself when you need it. Advertorials, listicles, UGC scripts, mini-VSLs, landing pages, full funnel copy, etc. I can diagnose why an angle won or died, decide what to iterate, scale, or kill, build the next test, and write it…from the strategy to the asset your media buyer runs. I learned this way of working from Kevin Wagner, the lead copywriter behind Tai Lopez's 8-figure funnels. I've written cold traffic copy for: - LiveGood (9-figure supplement brand) - Fit Body Boot Camp (Chino Hills) - US/EU Agencies managing $250K+ monthly Meta ad spend ❌ What I won't do: run your media buying, write SEO blog posts, or craft cute brand voice taglines. If you need someone who treats creative strategy and copywriting as one discipline and delivers work your team can actually use, send me a message. Tell me what you're selling, where you're running ads, and what's not converting. I'll tell you if I can help. Kevin :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAQ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What niches do you work with? ✅ Beauty - dark spot treatments, anti-aging creams, eczema, hair repair, skin irritation, wrinkles, etc. ✅ Health & Wellness - women's supplements, weight loss, menopause & hormonal support, ED, prostate health, blood pressure, GLP-1, etc. ✅. Pet - joint supplements, gut health, accessories, etc. ✅ Home & Orthopedic - water/air filtration, posture correction, barefoot footwear, medical shapewear, etc. ✅. Kitchen accessories and other DTC verticals. NOTE: I don't write for SaaS or luxury brands that want "pretty words" over conversion. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you write for native/Taboola ads, or just Meta? Both. Whether you're running advertorials for Taboola or Meta, or you need complete funnels built for Meta, from ads to upsell pages, I cover it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you just write, or do you also handle the strategy? Both. If you have a strategist, I write the copy. If you have a copywriter, I handle the angles, research, and briefs. If you need one person to own the full thing…strategy, copy, editor-ready briefs, I do that. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What pieces of copy do you write? ✅ Full funnels - from ads to upsell/downsell pages ✅ Quiz funnels ✅Advertorials, listicles, and hybrid prelanders (native, Taboola, Meta) ✅ Static & long-form ad copy ✅ UGC scripts, TikTok ads, and mini-VSLs ✅ YouTube & Meta ads ✅Native ads ✅ Sales pages, sales letters, and Hybrid PDPs ✅ Long-form VSL scripts ✅ Email sequences ✅ Upsell/Downsell Pages

Do you want to improve your conversion rates? Or want Ad Copies that hook readers by the eyeballs? The two-second version: I'm a creative strategist/copywriter that specializes in e-commerce marketing. And worked under millionaire copywriters who have helped 8-9-figure brands like Petlabco and Bliss scale in sales. Check out my portfolio below to see my work in detail :) ---- Extended version: Pleasure to meet you! I'm Zane. Most of my clients want my help with briefing meta ads, advertorials, websites, product pages, and long-form landing pages. I bring precision in turning viewers into buyers without the "pushy car salesman" effect Creating short-form copies like AIVO, AI videos, UGC, statics, and VSL through neat storytelling that keeps your customers engaged with every step. I know there are thousands of people claiming to be "copywriters" but falling short when delivering. To break the ice for you, I won't charge unless you're satisfied. Plus, you can always check out my work and see the difference in my marketing knowledge. I'll always look out for my client's value firsthand before getting anything from my side.

Let's be frank: most copywriters on this platform couldn't sell a bag of sand to a sheikh. Not because they're bad. They just haven't clocked who they're actually up against. In 2026, your copy isn't competing with other brands anymore... It's competing with TikTok. Reels. A bottomless pit of quick-hit entertainment engineered by the smartest people alive to be more interesting than you. Your buyer's thumb has been trained like a drunk slot-machine addict in Vegas. Swipe, hit, swipe, hit, repeat. They'll discard a boring sentence in less time than it takes to blink - and they don't feel bad about it, because there's an AI dancing dog in pyjamas waiting for them next. That's the arena now. Your ads. Your emails. Your sales pages - all of it shoved into the same two inches of glass, fighting a literal dopamine casino for 0.2 seconds of human attention. Most copywriters try to out-entertain that feed. You can't. Nobody can. The only way out? Crafting a sales message so scarily accurate to their most burning problems, it’s impossible to ignore. This is what I specialise in. And I’ve made $10M+ in attributed revenue doing it. ✔️ I mine the deep nooks and crannies your buyers vent in - reviews, comments, forums, the threads they think no one else is reading. ✔️ I dig out the 2am confessions they'd never even reveal to their friends, and aim them straight back. ✔️ I find the angle already buried in feedback your team's too slammed to read, and build the whole hook around it. ✔️ And I hunt down the hidden angles already printing money in your market - then build yours off what's proven to stop thumbs, not what sounds clever. Your customers wrote your best copy years ago. I just go in and extract it. Here’s what I help with specifically: ✔️ Cold traffic funnels - ads, advertorials, sales pages ✔️ Email retention - flow buildouts, email opt-in forms, and ongoing campaigns ✔️ Landing page & Website copy ✔️ VSL copy ✔️ Full-stack creative strategy I mostly work with D2C & B2C brands (but my methods also work well for B2B). How do we start? It isn’t a 45-minute "discovery call" at 5:45pm on a Friday. Send me a page, an email, an ad, anything. I'll tear it apart for free and show you exactly what’s leaking. Worst case, you get a brutal second opinion that costs you nothing. If your copy's already beating TikTok for attention, godspeed. If not, send me a message and let’s chat. Marcus

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With over 20 years of professional writing experience and a PhD in Consumer Psychology, I bring a strategic, conversion-focused approach to every project. I’ve written thousands of pieces across SaaS, B2B, legal, healthcare, and marketing industries, including website copy, SEO content, sales pages, email campaigns, and long-form content. My focus is always the same: clear, persuasive writing that supports real business outcomes like conversions, rankings, and engagement. I’ve worked with startups, agencies, and established global brands, helping them refine messaging, improve clarity, and connect more effectively with their audiences. I’m comfortable working from brief or independently, and I adapt quickly to different brand voices and industries. Clients value me for being consistent, reliable, and easy to work with. I manage my workload carefully and maintain long-term relationships by delivering high-quality work on time and communicating clearly throughout every project. If you need an experienced writer who can move between industries, understand business goals, and produce clean, effective copy, I’m ready to help.

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐬 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬: 🏆𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗦 🏆 💥Advertorial funnel for a 7+ figure product that is still the winning control after 6+ months 💥An investing program sales funnel I wrote 5 years ago has done 7-figures every year since (a 3000x ROI) 💥A sales funnel for a online community brought in 1,000 paying customers in the first week. 💥A swimming product that generated 9000+ new members in ~6 months 💥A cold email campaign for an investment firm that had an insane 43% positive reply rate 💥Russell Brunson once claimed my copy was his in front of 2000 people at Funnel Hacking Live (yes, it's that good and I've got pics to prove it!) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Top class. Will hire again for the next sales page and email funnels." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "You are a genius copywriter. I don't say that lightly." David M. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Seb created an email sequence for me that had a crazy 33% conversion rate." - Nick R. Now here's the first thing you must know about working with me: If my copy doesn’t convert you don’t have to pay and I will keep working until it does. That's my “𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐭‑𝐈𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝗚𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗲”. How many of the other 160,000+ copywriters on Upwork offer that? (Hint: practically zero) Why would I take such a wild risk with my livelihood? …Especially with a one-year-old son who needs apple sauce on his spoon. Because that’s how much I believe in my copy and funnel strategies. (𝟐𝟎𝟎+ 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 $𝟕𝟎𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞) And here’s the way I see it: When I hire a top 1% expert in their field, I expect to get results. Maybe you feel the same way? So let me explain how it works very quickly: When we work together, if my copy doesn’t convert, I’ll rework it until it does. Pretty simple, no? Skin in the game, money where my mouth is, a dog in the fight… whatever you want to call it, our incentives are aligned 🤝 When you win, I win. We all win. We’re winners! Yay, gooooo team! Sound like a deal, compadre or comadre? (Whoa, Seb, you’re bilingual?! No, I just used duolingo for 4 days…) -------------------------------------------------------------------- 💰𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐈 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔💰 ✅ Meta ads - VSLs, Mini-VSLs, UGC, AI ✅ Advertorials / Listicles ✅ Sales pages ✅ Video Sales Letters (VSLs) ✅ Landing pages ✅ Full DTC sales funnels ✅ Upsell Flows ✅ Funnel Strategy ✅ Creative Director / Strategist for DTC Brands ----------------------------------- 🥇𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑?🥇 6,7 and 8 figure DTC Ecommerce brands in health, wellness, and beauty niches who love conversions… …And put their full trust in me to deliver them. 200+ clients all told over the past 8+ years. And they all had one thing in common: They understand the value of copy is in the ROI, not the price tag. They’re OK spending a little up front, to make a ton on the backend. Here’s how clients typically hire me: a) You are already spending $1000 a day on Meta ads and you need high-converting cold traffic copy and creatives to feed the Andromeda engine daily. Or b) You are already at high 6, 7 or 8 figures and you need someone to come in with new, high level creative strategy to keep CPAs low as you scale hard. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Sebastian is fantastic! I have worked with him several times and will definitely use his services again. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "A++ brilliant" Now, a few moments ago, you posted your job here on Upwork. Now you’re dealing with a barrage of AI replies… …Weeding through the 160,000+ copywriters on Upwork. ...Trying to figure out who to entrust with their precious business and livelihood. But I’m giving you a way out. A way to end the indecision and get copy that’s guaranteed to convert - or you don’t pay. Don’t you at least owe it to yourself to send me a message? Zero obligation if we’re not a good fit… Hit that button above and lets get you copy that converts. Seb ‘El Capitan de Copy’ Kipman (learned that one on duolingo too) P.S. I know other self-proclaimed copywriters will undercut my hourly rate. I know the game. And I also know I’m only the right fit for less than 1% of clients on Upwork. If you don't want to invest in top 1% copy that's guaranteed to convert, please to don't contact me.