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In putting the pen to the page professionally, the words are more than just ink on a page or pixels on a screen — they are the causeway connecting your vision to its target audience. I have built my literary career around the conviction that every story, whether it be a keynote speech or a brand’s introduction to the market or anything else that fits your venture, deserves to be told with passion, precision, and my personal commitment to excellence. Foundation of Trust and Diligence The route I have traveled through the literary landscape has taken me into the offices of national publishers, where I learned the rigorous standards of the industry and how to manage and meet its expectations.. This experience honed my ability to every project I touch meets the highest caliber of professional scrutiny. As an editor, I don’t just correct grammar; I act as a steward of your voice, refining your message to ensure that its impact aligns with its intent. Versatility Meets Vision I have spent years mastering the delicate art of ghostwriting, stepping into the minds of professionals, visionaries, and experts and knowing their voices so well that the audience would swear the story they are reading comes from my own experience. This requires a unique blend of empathy and technical skill—the ability to listen deeply and translate a person’s essence into words. This same versatility carries into: * Speeches: Crafting moments of connection that linger long after the applause fades. * Copywriting & Content: Creating persuasive narratives that turn readers into believers and browsers into loyal customers. * Blogs: Balancing SEO-driven strategy with authentic, impactful storytelling that resonates. Your Success is My Mission While the “what” of my deliverables is consistently memorable, the thing that truly sets my work apart is the "why." I am personally vested in your success. When you trust me with your project, I don't just see a deadline; I see a dream, a business, or a lifetime of hard work. I take your goals home with me. Your triumphs are my triumphs, and your challenges are the puzzles I am dedicated to solving. I believe in a partnership where your voice is amplified and your message is felt. My dedication to my clients is whole and complete. They are born from the understanding that great writing isn't just about being understood — it’s about being remembered.

I may be a top-rated plus Comedy Writer and copywriter with 15+ years of experience, but still, my greatest achievement was winning an argument with my wife one time. Hey. I'm Adrian. I write content that sells. Content that addresses pain points and converts. Content that will get your target audience to laugh. Because humor, when done right, connects and drives results. Notable clients include: General Electric, BBDO NY, Procter & Gamble, Love Island/ITV Studios, Gala Games, Eaton Corporation, Funko Inc., LesserEvil, PeaTos, and so much more. As a COMEDY WRITER (and recovering stand-up comedian), I'll write or punch up your material so that it's dangerously funny. Screenplays, animated series, episodic series, sketches, stand-up, roasts, video game scripts, comics, plays, and more. As a COPYWRITER, I write unique, pinpoint-accurate, and hilarious copy for B2B, B2C, SaaS, fintech, direct response copywriting, email marketing, commercials, corporate videos, VSLs, explainer videos, social media, websites, blogs, slogans, and more. As a SPEECHWRITER, I've written drop-dead funny content for TED talks, TEDx talks, keynotes, fundraisers, weddings, corporate, eulogies, sales summits, motivational, and more. As an AI FILMMAKER, using Google Labs Veo 3, I'm a dual-threat copywriter and AI-video generation specialist, who can concept, write, and fully produce your video end-to-end. I've even created funny content for CPA's, dental hygienists, and data analysts. (They say it couldn't be done.) Comedy Training: Upright Citizens Brigade, Peoples Improv Theater, NY Comedy Club, Broadway Comedy Club, NY Film Academy, Chicago City Limits, The Actor's Project NYC. My expertise is writing and producing humor that sells. And I would love to work with you. You've read this far, so why not holler at me, shoot me a message, or invite me to your project? Let's do this.

I’m a WGA comedy writer, stand-up comic, and content creator with a background that spans network television, branded campaigns, and top digital media platforms. I’ve written for Saturday Night Live, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, A Black Lady Sketch Show, and A Little Late with Lilly Singh. As well as digital giants like E! News, BuzzFeed, and Bustle. Most recently, I wrote a national commercial and digital series for Major League Soccer starring Issa Rae, blending comedy, cultural storytelling, and branded strategy. Whether I’m writing for the stage, screen, or social, I know how to craft content that connects. I specialize in: • Comedy writing & punch-ups for scripts, pilots, sketches, and shorts • Branded content & commercial scripting (TV, YouTube, IG, TikTok) • Social video scripting (BuzzFeed-style listicles, voiceovers, influencer content) • Clever, on-brand copywriting for Gen Z/millennial-focused brands • Pitch decks, loglines & creative development With experience inside writers’ rooms and media startups, I know how to write fast, funny, and with purpose all while keeping voice, audience, and platform top of mind. Let’s turn your idea into something people actually want to watch, read and share!

You know the ideas you want to share with your audience. I can help you get your message across in a way that's engaging, approachable, and (optionally) fun. Experienced freelance writer with client list ranging from USA Today to Cracked to Fodor's Travel Guides. Author of 7 books under my own name (and a number ghostwritten for clients), humor columnist, poet, rapper, and stand-up comedian. Have won many awards for my work, including: *National Press Club award for Humor Columns *Multiple New England Press Association awards for Humor Columns *Multiple Orlando Fringe Festival awards for Lyrics in a Musical *North American Travel Journalists Association award for Travel Brochure *Software Information Industry Association award for Educational Raps Whether you need a great speech or blogpost that holds people's attention, a humorous ad script with visual suggestions, or a rap song explaining a complex topic in a fun way, I will make sure your audience is engaged and entertained so they're receptive to what you have to say.

If you're looking to draw in an audience with comedy or have your content really pop, look no further! I'm a trained comedy writer with over a decade of professional experience. I've written Funny Or Die originals, worked in house as a video writer at College Humor, The Disney Channel and Conde Nast, programmed content for a top YouTube channel (The Fine Brothers) and have written humor articles for The New Yorker and McSweeney's. I've also run a production company that focused on branded and commercial work. I consulted on the original Dollar Shave Club video that propelled the company from start-up to billion dollar valuation. As well as being Top-Rated, I have an Expert-Vetted badge -- awarded to the top 1% on the platform. I take my job seriously, work fast, and dedicate my full energy to making sure the best and funniest material is on the page.

I have been writing, acting and performing comedy for over 30 years. For the past 16 years, I've been a stay-at-home dad, which has given me books and books of new comedic material. I'm also a hard core lover and writer of horror. I enjoy sitting up at night, typing, and quietly laughing at my own jokes and jumping at my own scares. I'm a great collaborator, good at breaking stories, suggesting new plot lines all the while being a champion for your project. My own projects include 4 screenplays (comedy and horror) and 4 pilot scripts (2 of which have been in consideration by executives at CBS, FX, Freemantle and JAX Media), but I've also written countless screenplays/pilots/shorts for Upwork clients. In addition I'm cultivating a career as a Voice Over Artist, directing short films and creating a slate of Vertical Series. I have a BFA from Emerson College and previously I graduated from Old Post Road Elementary School in Walpole, MA. Let me write/direct/act for you!