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Helped my biggest client bring in $1.2M in 8 months with compelling, unapologetic copy - ad scripts, emails, YouTube scripts, press releases. #1 on Google search organically for conservative copywriting, founder of Conservative Copywriting, LLC Master's degree in English Copywriting, editing, and proofreading for those who want to save time and produce perfect content for their readers. Quick turn-around from a writer and editor who has serious passion and a joyful attitude while working. Competencies: -Compelling content that's SEO optimized -English grammar, punctuation, and syntax -Meticulously reviewing texts for errors and inconsistencies -Improving clarity, coherence, and conciseness -Fact-checking and research -Adapting various subject matters, industries, and writing formats -Maintaining high-quality editing standards

NO AI SLOP | 100% HIGH-QUALITY HUMAN-CRAFTED COPY --- Brand seduction. Forbidden game. A desperate chain of fools locked away, slaves to the power of a name. Thoughts strung together. Void of passion. No emotion. It doesn’t have to be this way. How do you take 26 letters, light 'em on fire, brand minds with flames? Identity ain't black and white. It's black and blue, forged from the ashes of lives you never knew. Feelings rise up from shackled darkness deep inside of you, it's taboo. They don’t talk about it, speak about it. A criminal desire. They can’t. They don’t know how to light a fire. But I know how to spark a flame. A phrase. A thought. A sinister seduction game. Like high school again. Party with friends. Drunk on that couch room spins and spins. Got you hooked up on that feeling, higher than the ceiling - never be the same again. Because it’s not the words, it’s not the brand. It’s emotions wrapped around your mind that take you by the hand. Bite your ear. Say your name. A tongue ‘n two lips, a bourbon kiss. Eternal lovers are suckers for pain. Surrender to my power. Let my voices stake your claim. Right now, this very hour... I will bring you f*cking fame. The Devil’s Pen, Lex DeVille 🔥🔥 ------------------------------------------------------ 📌 SERVING GREAT CLIENTS SINCE 2010 ------------------------------------------------------ "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!" I'm Lex DeVille, copywriter evil genius. I write for clients who want bold copy. Risky, sphincter-clenching, no f*cking clue if it'll work but we're gonna do it anyway, kinda copy. Mostly conversational. Often inappropriate. MY CREDIBILITY ➡️ 15 Years of Wicked Good Copywriting ➡️ Marketing Analyst & Consultant ➡️ PhD Student of Social Psychology ➡️ BA & MA Graduate in Psychology ➡️ Internet-Famous Copywriter ➡️ Ericksonian Hypnotherapist ➡️ NLP Master Practitioner ➡️ Enneagram Personality Analyst ➡️ U.S. Army Veteran (That's Right Killa!) There's a lot of writers. I do what they all do (some things I do better). Wrote sales pages that launched to 6-figures overnight, sold millions for my clients. Anyway... Some 15,000 people sub to me on YouTube for writing tips. Over 14k joined my writing courses to learn the art of text. SERVICES ➡️ Exciting Copywriting ➡️ Brand Copywriting ➡️ Email Copywriting ➡️ Website Copywriting ➡️ Product Descriptions ➡️ User Guides, Whitepapers, Litepapers, Tech Manuals ➡️ UX/UI & Other Consumer-Facing Copy ➡️ Legal Copywriting & Legal Documents ➡️ Market Demographic / Psychographic Research ➡️ HR & Healthcare Compliance ➡️ Copyediting + Proofreading If any of that looks like what you need, message me. The Devil’s Pen, Lex DeVille 🔥🔥 --- . Copyright © 2017 - 2026 - Lex DeVille - All Rights Reserved No part of this bio may be reproduced without the express written permission of Lex DeVille.

Hey, I'm John 👋 I build landing pages, sales funnels, and write high-converting VSL & e-mail copy. → My work has generated $5M+ for myself and clients. → Lead copywriter for a 2 Comma Club Winning Sales Funnel Agency → Written copy for 50+ sales funnels in 20+ industries (VSLs, landing pages, emails) → Worked for HBO, Understood/org, 3M, and countless B2B/Service businesses. → My clients regularly see conversion increases of 200%+. --- The longer version: Nice to meet you! I'm John. Most of my clients choose to work with me because of my "sixth sense" for detecting bad copy, straight-to-the-point communication, and careful attention to detail. In the past, I ran a publishing business in Ann Arbor, Michigan. My books did $2M in sales and routinely hit the Amazon best seller page. Things went so well that I was able to sell the business in 2024. I also ran a marketing automation agency, where I used tools like Make and Zapier to help 15+ agency and consultant clients automate their workflows. Since then, I have worked as lead copywriter for a 2 Comma Club & 2CCX winning sales funnel agency, writing copy for 50+ clients over the past year and a half. Result #1: $50,000 in deal flow from $500 in ad spend for an Airbnb coaching company Result #2: 82 booked appointments in 24 hours for a dental insurance company Industries I've worked with: - Course and coaching businesses - Software and AI startups - Service-based businesses - E-com companies - Healthcare and local clinics ...and more! When you work with me on Upwork, you receive landing pages, funnels, and VSLs with high-converting copy and beautiful design. I don't "wing it"... I work from my own templates that have been refined over the years to virtually guarantee higher conversions for your business. I write and design because it's music to my ears to hear a client say "Woah -- your work is converting way better than my last page!" Looking forward to working with you. Got questions? Shoot me a message! Regards, John P.S. -- If you work in an industry I haven't written here, feel free to still reach out. I've had close contact with many B2B and B2C industries over the years, and while they share some differences, I can tell you that human psychology always stays the same! Full Services: - Sales Funnel Strategy - Landing Page Design - Sales Page Design - Direct Response Copywriting - Long-form Sales Letter - VSL Script - Video Sales Letter - Coaching Booking Call Video Script - Website Copy - Sales Page or Landing Page Audit Tools I work with: - GHL or Go High Level - Clickfunnels - Framer - Leadpages - Unbounce - Squarespace - WIX ...and more! Just message me! Recent Client Feedback: 5 STARS - "It was a pleasure working with John. The landing page he gave us drove 2X the amount of conversions as the original! He provided an end product well worth the price. He was punctual, responsive, and very easy to work with. I appreciate your help John!" 5 STARS - "Amazing experience! Will work with Elite Sales Funnels again. Completed the job successfully and exceptional work. Highly recommended!" 5 STARS - "John led offer creation and was a major driver of clarity. He took a complex sales training business and turned it into a clean, structured offer that is built to convert. His ability to simplify into clear phases tied to real results was a standout."