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Elaine Jardon: Top-Rated Plus Certified Copywriter for Websites & Landing Pages 💥 Smart, simple messaging for small businesses 💥 You're great at what you do. But when someone lands on your website or hears your elevator pitch, all you get is polite nods...not paying clients. You're not doing anything wrong. You're just too close to your own expertise to explain it clearly. I'm Elaine, a certified CORE Copywriter (think StoryBrand background) who helps small businesses clearly explain what they do so more people say yes. I take the swirl of ideas in your head and turn it into clear, compelling messaging that: ✅ Makes your offers make sense ✅ Gets your audience, referral partners, and team on the same page ✅ Helps you stand out without sounding salesy ✅ Feels like you, but 10x sharper and more confident Clarity isn't just a branding win. It's a business accelerator. When your message clicks, everything else starts to flow: 📈 Sales calls go smoother 📣 Marketing feels less like shouting into the void 🧠 Your team and referral partners know how to talk about what you do 🙌 Clients feel like you're reading their minds Here’s how it works: 1️⃣ First, we’ll clarify your customer, offer, and key brand messages so we’re speaking your ideal client’s language. 2️⃣ Next, I’ll use your key brand messages to write the words for your web pages. Everything’s backed by strategy & designed for conversion. 3️⃣ Then, you’ll publish your fresh copy, connect with your ideal audience, and convert more clients. I help clients with: ✅ Website copy ✅ Landing page copy ✅ Lead magnets + welcome emails ✅ "Easy yes" offers and "tiny" offers Ready to go from "what do you do again?" to "where have you been all my life?!" Getting started is simple: ☎️ Set up a 20-minute Project Strategy Call and tell me about your business, offers, and clients. I’ll follow up with a detailed proposal, timeline, and project cost.

You know your offer is solid. So why isn’t your copy doing that converting thing? Perhaps your Sales Page is getting traffic, but nobody is clicking where they should. Or you're sending emails that get opened (congrats) but that's about it... Maybe you run some Meta or Google ads and then immediately pull them because they're wasting your money. It's all a bit of a mess and quite frankly - random. Or is it? I’m Colin. A sales copywriter who helps online businesses make more money with landing page copy, sales letters, email copywriting, ads and the occasional blog post or case study. You’ve probably worked with copywriters before. The copy probably looked fine. But did it actually do anything for your business except incur a cost? I'll let you answer that one. My goal is to write you copy that fixes all that and avoids the random horrors mentioned above. Because you don't have time for that and neither do I. Here’s what I do: 🚀 Acquire – Grab Those Clicks • Paid-ad hooks & scroll-stoppers (Meta, LinkedIn & Google Ads) • Quiz & lead-magnet opt-ins • Above-the-fold hero section rewrites that cut your bounce rate ⚡ Activate – Turn Clicks Into Customers • High-converting landing pages & sales letters • Product-launch email sequences • Website copy audits/rewrites that move visitors to the next click 🔄 Retain & Upsell – Turn One Sale Into Many • Onboarding emails that elicit that “Aha!” moment faster and make sure you're not forgotten • Lifecycle & promo flows (Klaviyo, ConvertKit) that keep revenue rolling in without you or your team manually hitting “send” every day. • Reactivation win-back campaigns that resurrect dormant users 🏆 Authority – Become The Go-To Voice • Long-form thought-leadership & SEO blogs • Customer success stories & case studies • Founder-voice LinkedIn ghostwriting This isn’t guesswork. I dig into customer research, voice-of-customer data and proven conversion frameworks. Then I write in plain English that sticks, clicks and sells. My clients are smart, busy and want copy that pulls its weight. If your copy needs to do something - not just exist in the digital ether, then I’m your guy. What to expect when you hire me: ✔️ Day-0 Discovery - No Guesswork Quick kickoff call or chat so we hit the ground running. ✔️ Customer-Language Deep Dive I mine reviews, surveys, support tickets and forums; the copy echoes your audience’s own words and clears stakeholder approval faster. ✔️ Brand-Perfect Tone. First Draft First Draft delivered in 48 hours for your checkin, approval or amendment requests. ✔️ Revision Loops I’ll keep polishing the copy until you’re thrilled at no extra cost, provided we’re still aiming at the agreed brief. ✔️ Simple Guarantee If I’m not the best fit after discovery, I’ll say so on day one and point you in the right direction - saving you time, money and headaches. Ready to Get Copy That Actually Does Its Job? Tell me what you’re working on and I’ll let you know how I’d approach it. Click “Invite to Job” or send me a message.

Salesmanship in print. That's the definition of advertising. Sadly, many copywriters get so caught up in making "cutesy", witty, or so called funny ads to impress their peers, that they lose focus on their goal. Which is, helping their company grow by driving in sales or leads. I am a firm believer in creating advertisement (and products) that are accountable. With the rising media costs, it's vital to have a copywriter who understands the importance of ROI. You need to produce ads that yield measurable results. Unless you are a billion dollar company, you cannot survive if you focus 100% of your marketing efforts on Brand building or Image advertising. If you are a young or even mid size company, if you want rapid growth and stability, you need to dedicate all of your marketing efforts to direct response marketing. The best comparison that I can think of to prove my point (that direct response clobbers brand building) is the Lester Wunderman / Columbia Records Club challenge as described by Author Malcolm Gladwell in his book The Tipping Point. Although Wunderman helped Columbia Records experience HUGE success with his direct response skills, when CR was ready to try TV advertising, they hired a Madison Avenue advertising firm who solely focused on brand building. When Wunderman found out about this, he was outraged! So he convinced CR to do a split test, giving half of the budget and markets to him and the other half to the Madison Ave company. They agreed. A month later the results were in. Wunderman's ads pulled 4 times the results of McCann's ads (the Madison Ave ad company). But it gets even better. Wunderman ran his ads in the wee hours of the morning when it was more economical. As it turned out, Wunderman only spent 1/4th of what McCann spent. So 4 times the results at 1/4th cost. If you would like to hire a seasoned direct response copywriter to help you create profitable ads, shoot me a note. I have studied most of the marketing legends, like the late Gary Halbert, Jay Abraham, Ted Nicolas, John Caples, John Carlton, David Ogilvy, Claude Hopkins, and I have been personally trained by Dan Kennedy. I have a solid track record for creating positive results with my copywriting skills and innovative abilities.

Hey there. I'm Jordan Remlinger, a commercial pilot & digital marketer. I help clients scale their online companies using sales copywriting, marketing, graphic design and paid traffic. I've made over one thousand sales emails, Facebook Ads, websites, sales funnels, logos & more. I have a passion for aviation and am an instrument-rated commercial pilot with single and multi-engine land ratings with 550 hours of total flight time.

With more writers on Upwork than mirrors in Donald Trump's office, you have an important decision to make. Do you want a copywriter who sold their soul during the AI-Pocalypse — churning out bland, pre-chewed content while sipping oat milk lattes in Starbucks... Or a human who takes the time to understand your target audience and pain points, and crafts emotionally-resonant copy that sounds like your unique brand, not a digital parrot regurgitating buzzwords? BREAKING NEWS: I stayed human. While my colleagues became prompt-chugging zombies who outsourced their writing to toasters with Wi-Fi, I honed my talent and discovered the best strategies for supercharging growth for B2B and B2C brands. Sure, AI can string words together at lightning speed, but it comes with a high cost. Because what AI doesn't have is the one thing that's needed to deeply connect with your prospects and motivate them to take out their credit card—empathy. Empathy can't be coded. Your synthetic scribe can't feel the real frustrations, desires, or dreams of your target audience. So you'll never earn their trust, and turn passive readers into loyal customers. Empathy is my superpower! By deeply understanding your audience's pain points—and what's driving them beneath the surface—my copy blends emotional intelligence with proven sales strategy for sustainable growth. Because in a world drowning in AI-generated copy, what stands out isn't more of the same—it's copy that actually sounds human. Because it is. Still trusting your content to a bot with a thesaurus? Here's what I bring to the table instead: ✅ Cold Emails with human hooks, not robotic "just circling back" clichés ✅ Email Campaigns that convert—not written by a copy-vomiting robot mistaking buzzwords for persuasion ✅ Newsletters that don't sound like they were written by a slightly confused intern named GPT ✅ Video Scripts with rhythm, voice, and zero cringe — because AI can't write for ears ✅ Articles, Blogs & E-Books that sound like people wrote them — because one did ✅ Website Copy that connects like a conversation, not a corporate compliance bot in a blazer ✅ Direct Mail written by a human, not a printer possessed by AI that's selling discount roofing ✅ PPC Ads that grab attention without screaming like an algorithm on Adderall ✅ LinkedIn Profiles & Messaging that sound like you, not a bot pretending it understands networking ✅ Ghostwriting that sounds like you—not me, not HAL, not some guy named Brad from Fiverr Need copy that doesn't sound like Siri on improv night? Let's talk.

As a top producer on Upwork for many years, I've worked with clients all over the world. I enjoy writing amazing ads that sell your products and services. I am also a published author and editor with over 20 years of experience. I've written everything from web content and newsletters to press releases and e-books. My life’s passion is writing, and my work is always creative, fresh, out-of-the-box, and error-free. I’ve written the content for hundreds of websites and have crafted thousands of interesting articles and press releases for clients all over the world. My work appears on dozens of popular websites and I am well-acquainted with SEO and Keyword density writing. I have excellent grammar, spelling, and English skills and am a fast, accurate typist. I am a well-organized person and give great attention to detail. You'll enjoy working with me and be pleased with the quality of my writing. One of the key aspects of my work is the diligence I put into every assignment. I do have a website but the Upwork site will not allow us to share the URL with potential clients. My Claims to Fame: President Barack Obama follows me on Twitter. I was a First Responder to the Katrina disaster.