Hire the Best Speech Writers in Washington

Hello! You're making a thing - creating an ad campaign, or delivering a speech, or writing a book. And you want it to be funny. People love a funny thing! But it turns out making things funny is actually kind of hard. Oh no! What now? Don't worry. Through my own misspent youth becoming a comedian, I am now in the specialized position of being able to help you make funny things. I'm a comedian and comedy writer with over a decade of professional experience. I've been featured on television and across North America as a stand up opening for some of the biggest names in comedy like Dave Chappelle, Todd Barry, Janeane Garofalo, and countless others. I've done comprehensive comedy writing from TV pilots, to pitch decks, and writing jokes as a staff writer for top stand-up acts. I've used my expertise to craft hilarious content for agencies, businesses, private and corporate clients. Creating ad copy, marketing material, SEO optimized landing pages and web content, blog and social media content, product descriptions- you name it, people out there are trying to make it funny, and I'm the person to make it happen. Thanks for reading! Let's make something funny!

Rates: My rates vary depending on the project. UpWork allows me to set only one hourly rate. Please see below for rates for common services, and feel free to contact me with questions. I am happy to negotiate to fit your needs. -Written work, such as resume editing or lesson plan development: $80 per hour -One-on-one communications coaching session: $120 per 50-minute session or $65 per 25-minute session -Group communications coaching session (3 to 5 people): $150 per hour + at least one hour of prep, billed at $80 per hour -Communication workshop (5+ people): $250 per hour + at least two hours of prep, billed at $80 per hour All of my services begin with a free 15-minute consultation to get to know you and your needs. Please note that my rates reflect the standard pricing for professionals with comparable expertise and credentials in the United States. Hello! I believe that effective communication is the key to success in all areas of life, and I empower my clients to find and use their confident voices. My experience includes working as a professional educator for over a decade, teaching various courses in Communication Studies and English Language Arts. I hold graduate degrees in Communication and Teaching, and I have had the privilege of teaching communication skills to countless students at both the secondary and postsecondary levels. Besides teaching, I also regularly provide communications coaching in the form of one-on-one sessions or group workshops. I have coached individuals from a wide range of backgrounds, including business executives, music artists, and education professionals. My coaching sessions focus on getting to know you and your needs, then tailoring each session to strengthen your communication skills through practice, feedback, and practical guidance. Whether you're working on public speaking, interpersonal communication, confidence, or preparing for a specific event, I help you build clear, authentic, and effective communication strategies that fit your goals. Tasks I can help with: -Communications coaching, specializing in confidence development -Communications skills workshops -Keynote speaking on communication topics, such as confidence, emotional intelligence, and interpersonal skills -Public speaking coaching -Podcast, radio, and/or magazine interview preparation -Improving English language fluency -Career coaching and job interview preparation -Confidence and executive presence development -Presentation creation & editing -Academic research & citations -Creating & proofreading resumes, cover letters, CVs, academic papers, dissertations, etc. -Speech writing & editing -Curriculum development, including creating & reviewing lesson plans -Textbook review & editing -Emotional Intelligence development & coaching -Leadership Consulting My Expertise: I hold a Master of Arts in Speech Communication, with specializations in rhetoric and interpersonal communication, from Oregon State University, and a Master of Arts in Teaching, with endorsements in English Language Arts and Special Education, from Central Washington University.

My Job Success Score sits at 67% not because of missed deadlines or sloppy work, but because one client decided halfway through that they no longer needed the work at all. A single cancelled contract can bruise a new profile, yet it says little about the craft behind my keyboard. I bring years of experience, a genuine love for the English language, and a skill set that covers everything from content strategy to proofreading and editing. I write blogs and articles, craft resumes, polish letters, research papers, and shape brand stories that stick. Feel free to take a look at my portfolio to see some of my recent work. Many businesses invest in their online presence but still struggle to connect with their audience. That’s usually because their content doesn’t really speak to real people—it just fills a page. When your message doesn’t sound like you, or doesn’t speak directly to your readers’ needs, they scroll away. My job is to stop that from happening. Just a few weeks ago, a small business owner came to me overwhelmed by all things digital. Their website traffic had stalled and nothing seemed to land with their audience. I took the time to read, listen, and rework their content to sound less like a pitch and more like a conversation. Within days, their engagement picked up. Inquiries started coming in. By the end of the month, they’d doubled their client base. That’s the kind of magic I strive to create for all my clients. I know that every business is unique, and that's why I bring a versatile skill set to the table. Here’s How I Can Help You Win ✅ Academic Writing & Research - (MLA, APA, HARVARD. CHICAGO, IRAC, BLUEBOOK, OSCOLA, ASA). ✅ Copywriting & SEO: Articles & Blogs, S𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒚𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈, Email copywriting, Brand story, 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒚𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈, Video Scripts, YouTube Scriptwriting, Technical writing, ✅ Pitch Decks & Business Plans: Persuasive, visually stunning presentations that secure funding and partnerships. ✅ Resumes & Cover Letters: ATS-optimized, interview-winning documents that open doors to your dream career. ✅ Ghostwriting & Ebooks: speeches, short stories, Biographies. ✅ Editing & Proofreading: Polished, error-free content that reflects your professionalism and attention to detail. ✅ Legal Writing & Research : Contract Drafting, Briefs, NDAs, Terms & Conditions, Privacy Policies, Business Agreements, Motions, Appeals, Complaints, Petitions, Correspondence (Letters), Pleadings, Standard Operating Procedures, Case law analysis, Legal Memos, Expert Witness Reports, Cease and desist letter/ Demand Letters, Agreements, Privacy Policy & Website Terms of Service /Cookie Policy. Don’t let your message get lost in the noise. Reach out today, and let’s start a conversation about how we can collaborate. I'm so excited to work with you!