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When bikini modeling doesn't pay the bills, I write comedy for a living. ✅I've made funny content with brands such as VH1, Burger King, BCG, as well as TV & Radio ads! ✅10+ years of comedy writing and stand-up experience ✅TOP-RATED Upwork Comedy Writer and Stand-Up Comedian What's better than making people LAUGH? (besides drugs) Looking to ENGAGE your audience with comedy writing? (of course you do) Want to work with a PROFESSIONAL comedian? (duh) Working with me, you will ✔️ Stop struggling with boring copywriting - I write 100% original material, curated for each individual clients needs. ✔️Get personalized expertise on improving your content writing, public speaking, stand-up material, scriptwriting, manuscript, book, joke writing, and delivery. ✔️Work with an experienced professional comedian that regularly writes and performs comedy all over the country. Sound like a fit? Next steps: 🟢 Click the green ‘Invite to Job’ button in the top right-hand corner 💬 Write me a personalized note including what you'd like to accomplish in your message. Expertise: Comedy, Humor, Jokes, Funny Content, Creative, Scripts, Screenplays, Funny Copywriting, Stand-Up Comedy, Comedians, Satire, Parody, Slogans, Entertainment, SNL, Headlines, Manuscripts, Books, eBooks, Blogs, Lectures, Speeches, Presentation, Toast, Public Speaking, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram, Youtube, TikTok, Social Media, Newsletter, Story

I have been an English professor for thirty-five years at a well-known university. I have written five books and over seventy articles for popular and professional audiences. My work has extended to virtually every genre from popular and scholarly books to creative narratives and mass media articles. I was the Chair of the SAT English Writing Committee for 10 years; Co-Chair of the AP Exam; and Chair of the College Board National English Advisory Committee. I have written scores of statements of purpose, personal statements, and a wide variety of essays for business and professional organizations. I assure you well-written, error-free, informative, and engaging documents. I have performed editing and proofreading activities for my entire academic career. I can bring enthusiasm, skill, and expertise to your project. I work efficiently and can generally return work within 24-48 hours. I generally have a 100% customer satisfaction rating on Upwork. I am also well-versed in business. I was the COO of a health care measurement and marketing firm with 200 employees. One of my books was chosen as a business book-of-the-month club selection. I can bring to any writing project vast experience and expertise. Powerful writing involves audience analysis, designing a strategy, creating the appropriate voice, clarity, cogency, and precision. Additionally, powerful writing should move its audience, excite them, create vivid pictures and compelling ideas in their minds, and delight them.

I am a highly experienced, strategic communicator committed to helping enterprises, institutions, and leaders immerse their audiences in compelling stories that inform and inspire while forging intellectual and emotional bonds that engage and endure. More than 15 years of resonant content and executive branding delivered across high tech, national defense, academia, pharma, medicine, law, politics, and entertainment.

✅ TEDx speech writer ✅16 years of speech and copywriting experience ✅Member of the Dramatist Guild ✅Published Playwright ✅English and Language Arts Teacher ✅Media Trainer and PR Specialist Here is a list of things I can write for you (or revise your existing draft): Speeches: 📝Corporate 📝Ted Talk 📝Memorials/Eulogy 📝Birthdays 📝Banquets 📝Wedding Toasts (Best Man/Maid of Honor/Parents of Bride or Groom) 📝Speech coaching Content Writing: 📝Sponsorship Letters 📝 Pitch/Promo Letters 📝 Bios 📝 Blogs 📝 Birth Announcements 📝 Poetry 📝 Scripts (Award Show, Banquet, YouTube, Voiceover, Podcast, etc.) 📝 Social Media Content Public Relations: 📝 Press Release Writing 📝 Public Relations Strategy 📝 Brand Deals 📝 Influencer Marketing 📝 Media Kit Entertainment 📝 Pitch Deck 📝 Treatment 📝 Scripts (feature, short film, series) I have been a writer and media specialist for over 15 years and have vast experience writing speeches, media talking points, bios, eulogies, toasts, poems, and scripts. I am a published author and playwright. My creative writing skills earned my membership into the distinguished Dramatist Guild. I have provided writing, coaching, and PR services for films, actors, music artists, social media influencers, law firms, politicians, and healthcare systems. I am well versed in the entertainment field as I have written scripts and treatments, worked in production legal, and provided publicity for movies such as "Takers," "Death at a Funeral," “Step Up 3D,” and "No Good Deed." I have served as a company spokesperson for a level 4 trauma center and the speechwriter for various nonprofit CEOs. In addition, I have produced live award shows for nonprofits such as the NAACP and Urban League.

I may be a top-rated plus Comedy Writer and copywriter with 15+ years of experience, but still, my greatest achievement was winning an argument with my wife one time. Hey. I'm Adrian. I write content that sells. Content that addresses pain points and converts. Content that will get your target audience to laugh. Because humor, when done right, connects and drives results. As a COMEDY WRITER (and recovering stand-up comedian), I'll write or punch up your material so that it's dangerously funny. Screenplays, animated series, episodic series, sketches, stand-up, roasts, video game scripts, comics, plays, and more. As a COPYWRITER, I write unique, pinpoint-accurate, and hilarious copy for B2B, B2C, SaaS, fintech, direct response copywriting, email marketing, commercials, corporate videos, VSLs, explainer videos, social media, websites, blogs, slogans, and more. As a SPEECHWRITER, I've written drop-dead funny content for TED talks, TEDx talks, keynotes, fundraisers, weddings, corporate, eulogies, sales summits, motivational, and more. I've even created funny content for CPA's, dental hygienists, and data analysts. (They say it couldn't be done.) Comedy Training: Upright Citizens Brigade, Peoples Improv Theater, NY Comedy Club, Broadway Comedy Club, NY Film Academy, Chicago City Limits, The Actor's Project NYC. My expertise is writing humor that sells. And I would love to work with you. You've read this far, so why not holler at me, shoot me a message, or invite me to your project? Let's do this.

If you're looking to draw in an audience with comedy or have your content really pop, look no further! I'm a trained comedy writer with over a decade of professional experience. I've written Funny Or Die originals, worked in house as a video writer at College Humor, The Disney Channel and Conde Nast, programmed content for a top YouTube channel (The Fine Brothers) and have written humor articles for The New Yorker and McSweeney's. I've also run a production company that focused on branded and commercial work. I consulted on the original Dollar Shave Club video that propelled the company from start-up to billion dollar valuation. As well as being Top-Rated, I have an Expert-Vetted badge -- awarded to the top 1% on the platform. I take my job seriously, work fast, and dedicate my full energy to making sure the best and funniest material is on the page.