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As a seasoned Comedy Writer with over 20 years of diverse joke, script, and copywriting experience, I have a proven track record of finding the humor in any subject. Whether you need to punch up a script, deliver a toast, or make your webpage pop, I can customize funny to fit your needs.

When bikini modeling doesn't pay the bills, I write comedy for a living. ✅I've made funny content with brands such as VH1, Burger King, BCG, as well as TV & Radio ads! ✅10+ years of comedy writing and stand-up experience ✅TOP-RATED Upwork Comedy Writer and Stand-Up Comedian What's better than making people LAUGH? (besides drugs) Looking to ENGAGE your audience with comedy writing? (of course you do) Want to work with a PROFESSIONAL comedian? (duh) Working with me, you will ✔️ Stop struggling with boring copywriting - I write 100% original material, curated for each individual clients needs. ✔️Get personalized expertise on improving your content writing, public speaking, stand-up material, scriptwriting, manuscript, book, joke writing, and delivery. ✔️Work with an experienced professional comedian that regularly writes and performs comedy all over the country. Sound like a fit? Next steps: 🟢 Click the green ‘Invite to Job’ button in the top right-hand corner 💬 Write me a personalized note including what you'd like to accomplish in your message. Expertise: Comedy, Humor, Jokes, Funny Content, Creative, Scripts, Screenplays, Funny Copywriting, Stand-Up Comedy, Comedians, Satire, Parody, Slogans, Entertainment, SNL, Headlines, Manuscripts, Books, eBooks, Blogs, Lectures, Speeches, Presentation, Toast, Public Speaking, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram, Youtube, TikTok, Social Media, Newsletter, Story

If you're looking to draw in an audience with comedy or have your content really pop, look no further! I'm a trained comedy writer with over a decade of professional experience. I've written Funny Or Die originals, worked in house as a video writer at College Humor, The Disney Channel and Conde Nast, programmed content for a top YouTube channel (The Fine Brothers) and have written humor articles for The New Yorker and McSweeney's. I've also run a production company that focused on branded and commercial work. I consulted on the original Dollar Shave Club video that propelled the company from start-up to billion dollar valuation. As well as being Top-Rated, I have an Expert-Vetted badge -- awarded to the top 1% on the platform. I take my job seriously, work fast, and dedicate my full energy to making sure the best and funniest material is on the page.

I’m a WGA comedy writer, stand-up comic, and content creator with a background that spans network television, branded campaigns, and top digital media platforms. I’ve written for Saturday Night Live, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, A Black Lady Sketch Show, and A Little Late with Lilly Singh. As well as digital giants like E! News, BuzzFeed, and Bustle. Most recently, I wrote a national commercial and digital series for Major League Soccer starring Issa Rae, blending comedy, cultural storytelling, and branded strategy. Whether I’m writing for the stage, screen, or social, I know how to craft content that connects. I specialize in: • Comedy writing & punch-ups for scripts, pilots, sketches, and shorts • Branded content & commercial scripting (TV, YouTube, IG, TikTok) • Social video scripting (BuzzFeed-style listicles, voiceovers, influencer content) • Clever, on-brand copywriting for Gen Z/millennial-focused brands • Pitch decks, loglines & creative development With experience inside writers’ rooms and media startups, I know how to write fast, funny, and with purpose all while keeping voice, audience, and platform top of mind. Let’s turn your idea into something people actually want to watch, read and share!

I'm an experienced, award-winning writer with a strong sense of story development, character, and comedy. I write punchy, well-paced stories with a positive focus. I have a degree in screenwriting from the University of Michigan, and have studied writing extensively at the Upright Citizens Brigade. I have worked in script development at multiple studios and production companies. I'm available for a wide array of writing and editing needs. I have strong proofreading and development skills and can assist at any stage of the writing process. Please feel free to reach out with any inquiries.

I have over a decade of freelance writing experience, during which I have published short fiction and satire for sites like Mcsweeney's and Dorkly, as well as video game reviews for the website Game Podunk and game satire as a staff writer for Kuribo's Shoes (now defunct; samples available upon request). I occasionally write on my personal site (chrishaygood.com) and have completed three novels and over 100 short stories. I take my work very seriously, but I'm also flexible and easy to work with!