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Tyler Collins is passionate about writing horror and thriller stories, games, and screenplays. His love for the darker things in life comes from a lifetime of reading Stephen King novels, watching Alfred Hitchcock films, and playing Silent Hill games. Tyler is a father and veteran. He currently resides in the state of Florida but yearns for a galaxy far, far away. He has completed an apprenticeship from the Recording, Radio, and Film Connection, and he currently attends Full Sail University for a bachelor's degree in creative writing. Tyler has been working as a freelance writer since the Summer of 2021, and he's worked on multiple short film projects including Walk In The Light, which was nominated for an Image Award.

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