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“𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟏𝐌 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞.” “You are the best marketer I’ve ever worked with.” “Alex helped me scale my business faster than I thought possible.” I build sales funnels that generate 300% ROI for you guaranteed (or I rebuild them on my dime). Most funnels fail because they’re built by people who don’t guarantee ROI. Me? I guarantee it, right in the contract we both digitally sign. And it’s not some vague satisfaction guarantee, it’s tied to a real dollar value (3x whatever you pay me). I create, launch and scale sales funnels using direct-response principles where every step has one job: generate revenue (through purchase or booked calls). Because I guarantee ROI, I don’t just build the funnel, I also manage and optimize it day-to-day until the guarantee is fulfilled. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐃𝐨 👇 💥 Full done-for-you funnel builds 💥 Funnel audits + copy implementation 💥 Funnel strategy & offer engineering 💥 Direct response copywriting 💥 Ongoing optimization & management 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 🏆 ⭐ I launched 10 funnels in 2025 that generated 300% ROI for my clients… ⭐ …each client invested $10k+ and earned at least $30k. ⭐ I completed 111 paid marketing consultations in 2025 ⭐ I’m one of the few sales funnel strategists who guarantees ROI, not vague satisfaction ⭐ My business personally earned $300k in revenue in 2025, entirely from sales funnel clients If my work doesn’t perform, I lose money. That makes me honest and picky about who I take on as an investor (what I call my clients). I call them investors because I generate ROI based on your investment. Because when you pay me, it’s not an expense. Expenses are losses. I’m accountable for returns. 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 👇 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃. 𝐍𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. This is a 30-minute revenue & funnel diagnosis where I: ✅ Identify what’s stopping you from generating more revenue ✅ Recommend the highest-leverage fix or funnel ✅ Decide whether it makes sense to work together If I can’t give you clear, actionable direction, I refund the consultation. 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐌𝐞 🌍 💠 Graduated from an HBCU 💠 Raised by my 96-year-old Jewish grandmother 💠 Started in direct response at age 19 (now 28) 💠 I only build, launch and scale sales funnels I still write the copy, I still lead the strategy and I use an in-house team you can see on my About page (not random freelancers). Book the consultation if you’re serious about ROI. Below is a general list of things I do: Website Copywriter Direct Response Copywriter Sales Funnel Copywriter VSL Copywriter Landing Page Copywriter Sales Letter Copywriter Email Copywriter Marketing Coach Fractional CMO Video Sales Letter VSL Script Writing Sales Funnel Sales Funnel Strategy Sales Funnel Build Sales Funnel Optimization Landing Page Sales Page Sales Letter Long-Form Sales Letter Cold Email Cold Email Sequences Email Marketing Ad Copy Facebook Ad Copy Google Ad Copy YouTube Ad Copy Ad Video Script Video Ad Copy Offer Creation

Your brand deserves better than generic messaging. You need copy that builds trust and communicates real expertise. I work with businesses to create content that doesn’t just read well, but performs—grounded in SEO, buyer intent, and how people actually discover and evaluate products today. I can write content for your business that is relatable, relevant to your brand's goals, and delivered quickly. No fluff, no nonsense. At heart, I'm a storyteller. I love writing descriptive copy that helps readers feel connected to the product or brand I'm writing about. I also have the drive you need to complete every single project on time and to your standards. My primary goal? To help small and large businesses grow by approaching copywriting from their customers' perspectives. In addition to articles, blogs, and web copy, I’ve written white-label thought leadership for executives and SMEs—helping translate complex ideas into clear, credible content that builds authority. I know the importance of researching every small detail related to a brand's products/services. I also recognize it's equally important to write in a way that feels natural, empathetic, and human. What industries am I comfortable writing for? Just about any. But here are a few I've written lots of content for. ✈️ Travel 📱 Technology 📈 SaaS 🤖 Robotics 💻 AI 🥗 Food and Beverage 🔭 Science 🩺 Health & Wellness 🛒 Ecommerce 🔖 Job Search Advice 📈 B2B & B2C Marketing 🔐 Cybersecurity 📚 Education 🏂 Winter Sports ⚓️ Sailing/Boating 🏡 Real Estate If you don't see your industry/niche on that list, there's still a good chance I've worked with a brand in your space! Need an article writer to create blog posts? No problem. How about someone to write SEO product descriptions that rank high on SERP but actually get customers to click "purchase now"? I can do that, too. Maybe you just need someone to quickly proofread and edit your landing page...I'd love to help! Before becoming a copywriter, I was a bartender in San Francisco for over 10 years. I know the importance of meeting strict deadlines while staying cool under pressure. I try to carry those friendly, confident vibes over to my copywriting. But it's not all small talk. My work combines clear messaging, search visibility, and conversion-focused structure—so content doesn’t just sit on a page, it actually works. I take every project as seriously as the last, and stand by my copywriting results and reputation on Upwork. See that "available now" badge? I'm ready to help right away, and can work for my hourly rate or on a fixed price per word/project. 📲 Send me a message or a job invite, and let's build content that earns attention and leads to action. Direct Response Copywriter | Content Writer | SEO

As a top producer on Upwork for many years, I've worked with clients all over the world. I enjoy writing amazing ads that sell your products and services. I am also a published author and editor with over 20 years of experience. I've written everything from web content and newsletters to press releases and e-books. My life’s passion is writing, and my work is always creative, fresh, out-of-the-box, and error-free. I’ve written the content for hundreds of websites and have crafted thousands of interesting articles and press releases for clients all over the world. My work appears on dozens of popular websites and I am well-acquainted with SEO and Keyword density writing. I have excellent grammar, spelling, and English skills and am a fast, accurate typist. I am a well-organized person and give great attention to detail. You'll enjoy working with me and be pleased with the quality of my writing. One of the key aspects of my work is the diligence I put into every assignment. I do have a website but the Upwork site will not allow us to share the URL with potential clients. My Claims to Fame: President Barack Obama follows me on Twitter. I was a First Responder to the Katrina disaster.

I'm an investment in getting the best results. Let's collaborate on building what you need to clarify your offer, attract more customers, offer them a better customer experience, and get more sales. - Get more clicks with clear and compelling calls to action - Create a funnel that draws in your audience and sells - Construct authentic emails that people open and read - Seamlessly weave in SEO and content relevance like a magic trick - Make your products and services stand out in a busy market - Ghostwrite your full-length book/lead magnet/freebie so that it's clear, concise, and catchy I offer you 110%, 110% of the time. Book me for your job so I can create something amazing for you! PS. I'm happy to collaborate on a fixed rate for larger projects like writing your website, email campaign, or ghostwriting your book. + Hubspot certified in Content Marketing + Story Brand certified

Elaine Jardon: Top-Rated Plus Certified Copywriter for Websites & Landing Pages 💥 Smart, simple messaging for small businesses 💥 You're great at what you do. But when someone lands on your website or hears your elevator pitch, all you get is polite nods...not paying clients. You're not doing anything wrong. You're just too close to your own expertise to explain it clearly. I'm Elaine, a certified CORE Copywriter (think StoryBrand background) who helps small businesses clearly explain what they do so more people say yes. I take the swirl of ideas in your head and turn it into clear, compelling messaging that: ✅ Makes your offers make sense ✅ Gets your audience, referral partners, and team on the same page ✅ Helps you stand out without sounding salesy ✅ Feels like you, but 10x sharper and more confident Clarity isn't just a branding win. It's a business accelerator. When your message clicks, everything else starts to flow: 📈 Sales calls go smoother 📣 Marketing feels less like shouting into the void 🧠 Your team and referral partners know how to talk about what you do 🙌 Clients feel like you're reading their minds Here’s how it works: 1️⃣ First, we’ll clarify your customer, offer, and key brand messages so we’re speaking your ideal client’s language. 2️⃣ Next, I’ll use your key brand messages to write the words for your web pages. Everything’s backed by strategy & designed for conversion. 3️⃣ Then, you’ll publish your fresh copy, connect with your ideal audience, and convert more clients. I help clients with: ✅ Website copy ✅ Landing page copy ✅ Lead magnets + welcome emails ✅ "Easy yes" offers and "tiny" offers Ready to go from "what do you do again?" to "where have you been all my life?!" Getting started is simple: ☎️ Set up a 20-minute Project Strategy Call and tell me about your business, offers, and clients. I’ll follow up with a detailed proposal, timeline, and project cost.

- Did you or your kids watch "That's So Raven?" I was a writer on the show and came up with the iconic title. -Do you like Kathy Griffin? I’ve written for her. - Do you like Monty Python? I’ve written for Eric idle. - Do you like Louis Anderson? You've got the idea. My other writing experience includes stand up, sketch, and improv in New York, and Los Angeles. As a copywriter, I’ve worked for several agencies, writing scripts, ads and social media. So whether it's writing your script, punching it up, giving feedback on it, result-delivering ad copy, jokes for your standup routine, or a roast or toast for that big occasion, I'll bring my expertise and skills to get your job to the next level.