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Hi, I’m Alexis—a multimedia storyteller specializing in creative writing, editing, and voice performance. I live at the intersection of words and performance. With a foundational background studying Journalism at UNLV, Creative Writing at Full Sail, and TV/Screenwriting at UCLA, I understand how stories are built from the page up. This deep training in script analysis and narrative structure doesn't just make me a sharp writer and editor—it gives me the exact tools needed to dissect a script and deliver a nuanced, compelling vocal performance. Whether you need a manuscript polished or a character brought to life behind the microphone, I bring precision and distinct style to every project. When I’m not freelance writing or recording, I’m usually playing tabletop RPGs or working on personal scripts—because even my breaks from storytelling tend to involve more storytelling. Looking for a versatile creator who can adapt to your unique voice and vision? I’d love to connect—let’s breathe some life into your ideas! ✍️ CREATIVE WRITING & EDITING I have a passion for storytelling in all its forms. Whether I’m crafting haunting short stories about cryptid creatures, weaving a heart-wrenching poem so prose it borders on pompous, scripting goofy dialogue for a harebrained screenplay, or providing in-depth developmental editing, my work is driven by voice, tone, and atmosphere. Creative & Scriptwriting: Engaging, emotionally resonant fiction, scripts, and multi-character dialogue. Manuscript Critique & Editing: Professional beta reading and structural editing focusing on pacing, character arcs, and world-building. Copywriting: Clear, compelling content that informs, persuades, and delivers practical results. 🎙️ VOICE ACTING & AUDIO PRODUCTION: Working out of a dedicated home studio with professional audio gear, I deliver clean, raw file exports with a guaranteed pristine noise floor below -60 dB. I am highly proficient in Audacity for all recording and editing needs. Character Dialogue: Skilled in developing and maintaining distinct voices, accents, and tones for multi-character projects and interactive storytelling. Long-Form Narration: Proven vocal stamina and consistent pacing optimized for poetry, short stories, and long-form audiobooks.

I am an established, published writer and award-winning editor with a fabulous personality adjoining my unique skillsets. I have dedicated my career to creating and polishing the content that represents my clients and authors and their stories and/or brands. I specialize in maintaining the author's/brand's voice whilst driving new clients and establishing credibility using my knowledge of SEO and marketing. My strongest skills are as follows: • In-depth researching • SEO knowledge and implementation • Following guidelines and meeting all deadlines • Creating persuasive, creative copy that entices readers with a mastery of the English language (punctuation, grammar, syntax, format, etc.) • Maintaining the voice of the brand/author EDITING- Writing or have written a book? My vivid imagination and eagle-eye attention to detail allows me to catch errors, inconsistencies, provide clarity and cohesion with your writing and a final polishing of the manuscript using my highly-tuned developmental editing skills. I specialize in developmental editing and can help you layout, plan and assist the content development of your book. I offer constructive feedback and book coaching to help you become a better writer. Basic proofreads are right up my alley, too! I wholeheartedly believe in professionalism and consistent communication throughout the duration of all projects. It is my pleasure to bring you along the journey of content creation and novel editing. It is the result of your blood, sweat and tears after all! This is not just a paycheck to me but a chosen and innate lifestyle sprinkled with extreme passion and a voracious appetite for the written word. I look forward to connecting with you on your next project and providing you "the missing ink." Ink different. Thanks, Malory Wood The Missing Ink *Please note: I WILL NOT write academic papers for any client.

Hello, Thank you for reading my profile, well, you haven't read it yet, you're just about to, so thank you for that. For the past 10 years I have been creating great content and voicing many ventures for both the stage and online. I have always been in a comedic environment, I started pursuing Stand-up Comedy in 2009 and have continued ever since. I voice professional videos, as well as podcast and radio scripts and audio books. I can impersonate many people and I can do many accents from the west. I also write a lot of topical humor and content for various outlets and would love to bring that to your business. I have created 100s of professional scripts and plenty of marketing articles. So, how can I help you with your voice over or content goals?

Copywriter, Screenwriter, Playwright & Novelist, Comic Artist, Fashion Designer. Comedy is a specialty. Wrote & produced sketch comedy show in NYC. Script Doctor for Lang Syne Films. I worked for fifteen years writing copy for advertising agencies. I have written web content, social media, video and radio scripts, blogs, ad copy, email content, brochures, etc. The last five years, I was a marketing director for a start-up online digital agency. I have written plays that have been produced in New York, New Jersey, and Ohio. One of my plays won the Villagers Theatre New Playwright Competition. Two of my screenplays were semi-finalists in prominent screenplay competitions. Comedy is my forte. I understand structure, characterization, and plot dynamics. I have an MFA in costume design and have illustrated children's books. I know how to research and how to imagine. I worked as a toy designer for Troy's Toys and as a comic book artist and writer for Fantasy General Comics. I would love to help you write scripts that will garner attention and improve your profitability. Please contact me and we will discuss your needs. Thanks, Kalyn Shaible