You will get faster Snowflake query or you won't pay
Project details
Is your Snowflake query running slow, chewing up credits, or just not performing like it should? I specialize in query performance tuning — and if I can’t make your query faster, you don’t pay.
What's included:
• Query audit and performance breakdown of a single query
• Query Profile diagnostics with before/after benchmarks
• Tactical rewrites to reduce query runtimes
Turnaround time: 2 business days for initial deliverable, 2 business days for revision, unless otherwise agreed upon.
This offer applies to a SINGLE query. Have a whole pipeline or dashboard that's lagging? Message me about custom packages.
This package is perfect for intermediate engineers who have a firm grasp of query logic but need help making their SQL more performant.
Max 2 projects at once for quality control purposes.
Eligible query types:
• SELECT
* CTAS
• UPDATE
• DELETE
• MERGE
• INSERT
Unsure if your query qualifies? Message me and I’ll give you a quick gut check.
What's included:
• Query audit and performance breakdown of a single query
• Query Profile diagnostics with before/after benchmarks
• Tactical rewrites to reduce query runtimes
Turnaround time: 2 business days for initial deliverable, 2 business days for revision, unless otherwise agreed upon.
This offer applies to a SINGLE query. Have a whole pipeline or dashboard that's lagging? Message me about custom packages.
This package is perfect for intermediate engineers who have a firm grasp of query logic but need help making their SQL more performant.
Max 2 projects at once for quality control purposes.
Eligible query types:
• SELECT
* CTAS
• UPDATE
• DELETE
• MERGE
• INSERT
Unsure if your query qualifies? Message me and I’ll give you a quick gut check.
Database Type
MS SQLWhat's included $75
These options are included with the project scope.
$75
- Delivery Time 2 days
- Number of Revisions 0
Frequently asked questions
About Scott
Snowflake query tuning expert
Cincinnati, United States - 12:42 am local time
I’m a U.S.-based data engineer with a focused offering.
✔️ Optimize slow SQL queries (Snowflake preferred, but open to SQL Server)
I am operating anonymously for privacy and am priced competitively because I am new to this platform. To ensure the highest possible quality of service, I am limiting my offerings to helping clients with one or multiple queries that they need help making more efficient.
Reach out with a specific issue and I’ll let you know if I can help. If I can’t improve it, you don’t pay.
Steps for completing your project
After purchasing the project, send requirements so Scott can start the project.
Delivery time starts when Scott receives requirements from you.
Scott works on your project following the steps below.
Revisions may occur after the delivery date.
Intake Process
I will validate your proposal and will promptly issue a refund if I am unable to add value to your problem.
Execution
I will use the object definitions given to me in your proposal to test query logic using comparably defined and populated objects to the query provided.