You will get roast jokes about someone you know!

Joseph K.
Joseph K. Joseph K.
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You will get roast jokes about someone you know!

Joseph K.
Joseph K. Joseph K.
Top Rated
1 contract in progress

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  • Delivery Time 2 days
  • Number of Words50
    • Topic Research

2 days delivery — May 31, 2023
Revisions may occur after this date.
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Project details

Do you have a loved one you would like to roast? Perhaps someone at your job gets on your nerves, and you want to get them with a zinger?

Hi, I'm stand-up comedian Joe Kelley. I will write roast jokes for someone you know. We often roast the ones we love, but I will also roast the ones who bug you!

Tier 1: A simple "You Look Like" joke
Tier 2: Five roast jokes of a differing variety
Tier 3: One minute of roast jokes of a differing variety (this will range from 10-20 jokes)
Language English
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Sep 4, 2022

About Joseph

Joseph K.
Voice Over Artist/Audio & Video Producer
100% Job Success
Nashville, United States - 1:22 pm local time

I'm a multi-skilled professional offering many services to the guaranteed satisfaction of my client.

I'm a versatile voiceover artist with more than 10 years of experience. Ready to complete your project quickly and professionally, I record in my own home studio with a custom-built desktop, specially designed for multimedia purposes.

I have experience recording for radio and television commercials, YouTube videos, tutorials, informational videos, narration, audiobooks, voicemail and phone systems and more.

I also have 15 years of experience with audio and video production, specializing in podcast editing and audio mastering, as well as podcast management. I've produced intros and outros for clients, scheduled episodes, provided transcriptions, and have created a podcast editing course.

Please let me know how I can best serve you, and I look forward to your business.

- Audio/Video Production for 13+ years

- 9 years as stand-up comedian

- 6 years as professional broadcaster and producer in various markets including Washington, DC; Nashville, TN; and Baltimore, MD

- Voiceover work for national and local commercials and radio sweepers

- Producing podcasts for 4 years (video and audio)

- Producing video webinars and software walkthroughs

- Graduate from Specs Howard School of Broadcast Arts in 2007 with an associate in broadcasting

- Traffic anchor and producer for WTOP-FM in Washington, DC (#1 rated station)

Steps for completing your project

After purchasing the project, send requirements so Joseph can start the project.

Delivery time starts when Joseph receives requirements from you.

Joseph works on your project following the steps below.

Revisions may occur after the delivery date.

Choose Your Roastee

Decide who you'd like to roast and send me information on the person you want to roast (details about them or a picture)

Cook on High for 30 Minutes

I will fire up the oven and get to roasting your roastee

Review the work, release payment, and leave feedback to Joseph.