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Looking for an expert direct response copywriter? One who can write a high-converting landing page? Build out a funnel that generates piping hot leads? Or set up flows in Klaviyo that skyrocket your email revenue? It’s hard being you. Sifting through 20, 30, 40+ proposals. Reading the desperate cries of “pick me, pick me”. Top copywriters demanding $5K just to set up their MacBook. The rest only found out what ‘copywriting’ was a few days ago. Isn’t there someone on here who is: • Responsive ✅ • Experienced ✅ • Great ✅ • Works for a rate ✅ A ‘hidden gem’ with years of successful experience off Upwork… who’s trying to establish themself on Upwork? Let’s get real. That’s what you came to Upwork to find. Value. Not just that. But someone who can deliver so well, you get out of your seat and shout “yesssss, finally!!!” as your coffee goes flying off your lap. Ok, you don’t wanna spill your delicious latte… But the first part, yes. The truth is, most copywriters on here are annoying. ‘Storytellers’ who don’t know what direct response means. (We’re not writing a screenplay here guys. We’re selling stuff, really well.) And at the other end of the scale? You’ve got the egomaniacs who charge too much. There are even a few guys on here charging $999/ hour! Are they worth it? Nah. It’s a psychological trick to get you to think they are. I know because, unlike them, I was a provisional psychologist. I got first-class honours from Monash University, thank you very much. And I used to be a counsellor for a living. So part of me dies inside every time I see clients like you get suckered in by a “psychological sales writer” who claims to “know your target market better than they know themselves.” Don’t hire those guys. (I mean, the top dollar guys write ok copy, but their main appeal is to save you time searching through all the crap) If you’re reading this, though, your search is over. You found the ‘goldilocks’ of copywriters. And no, I don’t mean I’m gonna steal your porridge. What I mean is that I’m not too hot, not too cold – just heart-warmingly, soul-affirmingly, effervescently right. That’s why I’ve been able to: - Work for the past 3 years as the ‘behind the scenes’ copywriter one of the biggest digital marketing agencies in Australia - Write 100s of high-converting sales pages, landing pages, and emails for clients from all walks of life - Double conversions on a landing page for Australia’s #1 builder… using just ONE headline - Generate as many sales call bookings with my first email to a coaching business’s list… as they’d generated in their previous 7 emails combined (we're talking about a 7-figure business here, too) - Become a better copywriter than my twin brother, Lee Allison Yes, that's right, I have an identical twin who is also a copywriter. And he is disgracefully out there on Upwork right now calling me his ‘evil twin’. The sheer nerve of that guy. (Seriously, search ‘Lee Allison’ and you’ll see his treachery for yourself.) But if you wanna hire me, the better twin, then follow these steps: 1. Hit the ‘offer’ button on my profile. 2. Be glad you did. You’re in for a wild ride. - Todd ‘the better copywriting twin’ Allison

Alrighty. I know what you're thinking. You’re thinking… What kind of self-proclaimed copywriting expert starts his Upwork profile with the word 'alrighty'? That's not even a real word. Well, you're right. Technically, it’s not a real word. I looked it up in the Oxford dictionary just to be sure (and the Merriam-Webster one to satisfy you Americans). 'Alright' is a word. But when you attach a ‘y’ to the end, it doesn't make the cut. But here's the thing. If you are worried about the fact it isn't a real word, then you don't get copywriting. Because copy should be written the same way people speak. And people say 'alrighty'. Or at least, I do. And if you're wondering why on earth I started my profile with that word, well... It's because I wanted to get you reading. That's what good copy should do. Get you reading. Of course, good copy should display benefits, too. But the benefit of you reading up until this point is pretty clear. You know I can write well. And you know I'm not some cookie-cutter copywriter who writes 'words that sell'. Yawn. But, just to tick off a few more boxes, here are some other benefits you’ll get when working with me: • Your copy will convince your target market to buy your product or service • Your copy will position you as the ONLY choice in your industry • Your copy will be easy to read (sorry Shakespeare) • Your copy will be delivered on time, every time Alrighty (it should be a word, dammit), now that we’ve got that out of the way… What else do you need to know? Maybe a few fun facts that prove I’m more qualified than other copywriters you’re considering, like: • I’ve written 100s of high-converting emails and sales pages for one of Australia’s largest direct response agencies (their head of digital said my recent sales page was the ‘best she’d ever read’) • I study all the top copywriters… including greats like Gary Halbert, Ben Settle and John Carlton, as well as newcomers like Daniel Throssell and Robert Allen (seriously, I read marketing emails in my spare time) • I have a Bachelor’s degree in creative writing (which means I can write copy that stands out from the crowd) and another in Commerce (so I can offer ‘big picture’ advice on your marketing strategy) • I’m way nicer than my twin brother Todd, who is on Upwork trying to convince people he’s not really the ‘evil twin’ (seriously, search ‘Todd Allison’ and if you look really close at his profile picture, you’ll see his devil horns) Ok… what’s next on the list? Ah yes. Samples. If you came here looking for some… You can send me a message and ask. I’d rather not leave them here for the internet to steal. But, to be honest, the best sample you can read is actually the one you're reading right now. Because it's not some piece of work where I had to follow a restrictive copy brief, adhere to brand guidelines (*shudders), or have my work changed by an egomaniac entrepreneur who 'read a David Ogilvy book once.' It's just me being me. Writing creative copy that engages, entertains, and sells. If you want me to do the same for your business, then feel free to: • Accept my proposal • Send me a message • Make me an offer I promise I’m really nice in person. -Lee ‘not the evil twin’ Allison P.S. Wait! I forgot to include testimonials! I suppose you can read some from my Upwork clients below. Alternatively, here’s one from my Mum… “He’s a good boy but I wish he’d call more often.” Just kidding. I call Mum every week.

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐬 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬: 🏆𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗦 🏆 💥Advertorial funnel for a 7+ figure product that is still the winning control after 6+ months 💥Long form native Meta Ads that scaled to $100k+ spend 💥Native meta ads and video creatives driving $70-$100k+ daily spend on Meta 💥Native Advertorial funnel for a well-known 9-figure DTC sleep brand that beat all controls 💥An investing program sales funnel I wrote 5 years ago has done 7-figures every year since (a 3000x ROI) 💥A sales funnel for a online community brought in 1,000 paying customers in the first week. 💥A swimming product that generated 9000+ sales in ~6 months 💥Russell Brunson once claimed my copy was his in front of 2000 people at Funnel Hacking Live (yes, it's that good and I've got pics to prove it!) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Top class. Will hire again for the next sales page and email funnels." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "You are a genius copywriter. I don't say that lightly." David M. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Seb created an email sequence for me that had a crazy 33% conversion rate." - Nick R. Now here's the first thing you must know about working with me: If my copy doesn’t convert you don’t have to pay and I will keep working until it does. That's my “𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐭‑𝐈𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝗚𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗲”. How many of the other 160,000+ copywriters on Upwork offer that? (Hint: practically zero) Why would I take such a wild risk with my livelihood? …Especially with a one-year-old son who needs apple sauce on his spoon. Because that’s how much I believe in my copy and funnel strategies. (𝟐𝟎𝟎+ 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 $𝟕𝟎𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞) And here’s the way I see it: When I hire a top 1% expert in their field, I expect to get results. Maybe you feel the same way? So let me explain how it works very quickly: When we work together, if my copy doesn’t convert, I’ll rework it until it does. Pretty simple, no? Skin in the game, money where my mouth is, a dog in the fight… whatever you want to call it, our incentives are aligned 🤝 When you win, I win. We all win. We’re winners! Yay, gooooo team! Sound like a deal, compadre or comadre? (Whoa, Seb, you’re bilingual?! No, I just used duolingo for 4 days…) -------------------------------------------------------------------- 💰𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐈 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔💰 ✅ Meta ads - VSLs, Mini-VSLs, UGC, AI ✅ Advertorials / Listicles ✅ Sales pages ✅ Video Sales Letters (VSLs) ✅ Landing pages ✅ Full DTC sales funnels ✅ Upsell Flows ✅ Funnel Strategy ✅ Creative Director / Strategist for DTC Brands ----------------------------------- 🥇𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑?🥇 6,7 and 8 figure DTC Ecommerce brands in health, wellness, and beauty niches who love conversions… …And put their full trust in me to deliver them. 200+ clients all told over the past 8+ years. And they all had one thing in common: They understand the value of copy is in the ROI, not the price tag. They’re OK spending a little up front, to make a ton on the backend. Here’s how clients typically hire me: a) You are already spending $10,000-$100,000+ a day on Meta, Google, or Native ads and you need high-converting cold traffic copy and creatives. Or b) You are already at high 6, 7 or 8 figures and you need someone to come in with new, high level creative strategy to keep CPAs low as you scale hard. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Sebastian is fantastic! I have worked with him several times and will definitely use his services again. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "A++ brilliant" Now, a few moments ago, you posted your job here on Upwork. Now you’re dealing with a barrage of AI replies… …Weeding through the 160,000+ copywriters on Upwork. ...Trying to figure out who to entrust with their precious business and livelihood. But I’m giving you a way out. A way to end the indecision and get copy that’s guaranteed to convert - or you don’t pay. Don’t you at least owe it to yourself to send me a message? Zero obligation if we’re not a good fit… Hit that button above and lets get you copy that converts. Seb ‘El Capitan de Copy’ Kipman (learned that one on duolingo too) P.S. I know other self-proclaimed copywriters will undercut my hourly rate. I know the game. And I also know I’m only the right fit for less than 1% of clients on Upwork. If you don't want to invest in top 1% copy that's guaranteed to convert, please to don't contact me.

⭐ "Great copywriter & marketer. A one in a million find." 🎯 $6M+ revenue generated for clients. 🤔 Let me guess... → Your ads get clicks (hopefully!) but leads go cold → Your landing pages get traffic but barely convert → Your email list is growing but sales aren't → Your sales pages look great and glossy but don't sell → You want to launch a new product but have no idea where to even start → Your GHL or CF funnels bring numbers that make you cry If you're nodding your head, you're in the right place! (Welcome, btw) Because I solve these exact problems for businesses every day. THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE: ✅ $6M+ Revenue generated for my clients ✅ 60+ Clients served across 15 industries ✅ 6+ Years of experience in Direct-Response Marketing SOME OF MY WINS: → Created a webinar funnel bringing 40+ qualified calls monthly for a life coach → Helped an Australian fitness coach add consistent 4-figure monthly revenue with new sales funnel → Turned a luxury medical resort's welcome sequence into a $90K sales machine → Helped scale a service startup from $3M to $25M valuation in 18 months ($3.3M in sales) → Built email sequences flooding a marketing agency with so many leads they had to expand their sales team → Doubled a UK tattoo shop's revenue through smart email marketing → Built a 6-figure funnel delivering 45+ monthly sales calls for a career coach → Created a high-ticket funnel bringing 15-25 ready-to-buy leads monthly for a communication coach → Boosted eCommerce store's email marketing revenue by 15% → Generated $160K from a single 2-hour presentation for a business coach HOW DO I ACTUALLY DO IT? I don't just write copy. I study the market. I craft irresistible offers. I engineer sales funnels. There is no hope, luck, or magic. Everything I do is based on data, insights, current market conditions, and experience. WHY MY CLIENTS KEEP COMING BACK: ✓ Ad Copy That Makes People Stop & Click ✓ Landing Pages That Turn Visitors Into Leads ✓ Emails That Turn Subscribers Into Buyers ✓ Sales Pages That Persuade & Convert ✓ Marketing Strategies That Actually Work ✓ Product Launches That Bring In 5 and 6 Figures ✓ Sales Funnels That Scale ✓ Website Copy That Tells Your Story CLIENT SUCCESS STORIES: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Sergey has done more than I expected. He dove deeply into the project, made an interview with the doctor, and delivered exceptional results quickly. His webinar script is converting cold traffic into customers beautifully." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Sergey understands the psychology of persuasion and knows how to tap into prospects' pain and desire. His hooks uniquely position our product. Professional, hassle-free, and delivers as promised." YOU'LL LOVE WORKING WITH ME IF: You need a direct-response marketer who: ✓ Understands business models, AOV, LTV and economics ✓ Writes for conversions, not applause ✓ Delivers measurable results ✓ Communicates clearly ✓ Gets work done on time THE NEXT STEP? Click "Invite to Job" if you want: ✓ Funnels that work ✓ Copy that converts ✓ Results that last We'll discuss: ✓ Your project goals ✓ Your current challenges ✓ Your target audience ✓ Your marketing needs ✓ Your biz strategy Ready to grow your business? Click that button.

"Alexander is one of the best contractors I have had on Upwork! He is responsive, understands the brief immediately and writes brilliantly. I will be using him for all my sales copy going forward!" Hey, I'm Alexander, an Aussie direct-response and SEO copywriter with a ton of experience across sales pages, opt-in pages, and landing pages (you get the idea) for people who have something awesome to sell (and who want to make a difference while doing it). Hmmm, sounds a lot like you, doesn't it? I could tell you about my decade of experience or buckets full of leads and sales, but you're not really here for my story. You're here because you've got an idea that could really help people. And you can't ask ChatGPT to work for you because you don't want your copy to sound like a soulless AI turned the heart of your business into a sh*tty, algorithm-based answer. WARNING: If you're after dirt-cheap or low-quality work, we'll never get along. There are plenty of other writers on Upwork to choose from. Some are cheaper than me. But the way you communicate and connect with your audience should never be average or cheap. Words have power. You're still reading, so my words work. Let's focus on what you have to say next. I'd love to hear about your project and how I could make things professional and easy. Tell me a little about your project and let's talk strategy before you make a commitment. 100% obligation-free help from a marketing expert. Chat soon, Alexander

➡️ Chris's emails added over $2 million in revenue and 1,000+ booked coaching apps." – Caleb O'Dowd, ROItips ➡️ “For every dollar I spent on Chris I made back $3.” – Mike Shreeve, PeacefulProfits ➡️ “I hired 3 different copywriters. Chris was the winner. He made me a page with a 30% conversion rate from Facebook traffic.” – Ben Harbour, HarbourClubEvents ➡️ “Conversion rate went from 6.33% to 8.33%.” – Mason Milliken, EverSeal === Some Of My Copy Results === ✅ Wrote 19 email promos that made a client (and his joint venture partners) a total of $1,381,632.80 in revenue selling courses and coaching programs ✅ 5X’ed the sales conversion rate on a book funnel. (CAC/CPA went from $200 to $40 per sale with no upsells.) ✅ Revamped an evergreen email sequence that’s made $4.8 million in revenue. (Average CTR across 21 emails boosted 12.26%, from 7.73% to 19.99%) ✅ Created a multi-part email series that converted 900% more leads into sales than the original PDF report ✅ Wrote a 3-day email promo that generated $119,241 for a business growth consultant ✅ Wrote a 17-day email campaign for a joint venture partner that made 106 sales and generated $173,345.12 in sales ($86,672.56 in commissions) ✅ Won the bullet copywriting contest in Kevin Rogers’ Copy Chief community —— Business Coaches: Want a top B2B copywriter with a PROVEN track record? I've generated $9.1 million in revenue for my business coach clients. My name is Chris Williamson, and I’m a B2B Copywriter who specializes in email and funnels for business coaches (i.e., business growth experts). That’s all I do. Having seen deep inside the inner workings of two 7-figure online businesses (and one doing 8-figures), I have a unique insight into what’s working right now. Now, before clients hire me, they often refer to me as a… ➡️ Website Copywriter ➡️ Business Coach Copywriter ➡️ B2B Copywriter ➡️ Email Copywriter ➡️ Direct Response Copywriter ➡️ Landing Page Copywriter ➡️ VSL Copywriter ➡️ Sales Funnel Copywriter ➡️ Sales Letter Copywriter ➡️ Video Script Writer ➡️ Internet Marketing Copywriter ➡️ SEO Copywriter ➡️ Video Sales Letter Copywriter … but once we’re working together, they see me as a marketing strategist and business advisor. Ever wondered why most sales copy revamps don't generate more sales? It's not just stale copy. In 90% of cases, it's a lack of differentiation in the marketplace. I can help your product or service become THE go-to choice through deep competitive analysis and tweaking your offer. With all that said, with countless choices on Upwork, how do you know any B2B copywriter can understand your complex solution and capture your coaching brand's voice? ———————— "Great B2B copywriter - he takes the time to learn and understand your business and target market, which makes his copy a lot stronger than many other general copywriters out there." – Kevin Whelan "Christopher did an excellent job helping to identify my needs. He took the time to understand my industry and executed an outstanding, large, campaign for me in a timely and efficient manner. I will be re-hiring him for the next project." – Mark Freedle, Glass Net "Copywriter that does research before he starts writing compelling sentences. Did a good job writing conversion-focused website copy for a niche software solution. We're happy!" – Lucas Huizinga, Sorted Co ———————— Now, if you’re concerned about plonking down $1000 for a landing page or email copy, don't worry. Instead, let's run a bite-sized 'test' project. Put your mind at ease with a small investment and make sure we’re the right fit for each other. If you need other tasks done, I can help with… ✅ Funnel Copy ✅ Website Copy ✅ Landing Pages ✅ Squeeze Pages ✅ Facebook Ads ✅ YouTube Ads ✅ Ad Copy ✅ Sales Letters ✅ Book Landing Pages ✅ Video Sales Letters ✅ Email Sequences ✅ Welcome Sequences ✅ Evergreen emails ✅ Autoresponders ✅ Webinars ✅ Order Pages ✅ Upsell Pages ✅ Downsell Pages ✅ Thank You Pages ✅ Product Launch Copy Assets ✅ Cart Abandonment Emails ✅ And More… I've worked with… ➡️ Business coaches ➡️ Business experts and gurus ➡️ Professional service providers ➡️ Consultants ➡️ Thought leaders ➡️ Business authors ➡️ Business speakers ➡️ Leadership coaches ➡️ Business educators ➡️ B2B agencies I’ll sink my teeth into your offer, take into account your unique positioning in the marketplace (or help you create one). I'll create compelling hooks that get your subscribers to open, click, and BUY your courses and coaching programs. My goal is to captivate and tantalize your audience and keep them hanging on… your… every… word. 🔴 UPDATE 🔴 One slot has opened up. If you want hard-hitting emails that generate sales, contact me now. Note: I'm very selective about the clients I work with. If you're interested, tell me about your company and high-ticket offer. Let’s chat before this slot fills up. Press the “Invite” or “Hire” button to get started. Or, send me a private message.